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2025 NFL Draft Open Thread

Don T

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As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are so many astounding highlights of Hunter playing against kids. And, call me subjective, but Cameron Ward is a worthy #1 pick, franchise QB DNA through and through. It’s beyond argument; ask any teen Media Studies major who played against him. When does the Draft start anyway?

NFL NEWS

-The Texans and Browns hog the pre-Draft spotlight with a trifling trade:

 

-WR Tyler Lockett signs with the Titans

 

Sufficed to say, I’m clearing shelf space for the 2026 Lombardeee, right next to my bootleg TEN helmet I bought in Ciudad México.

 

SPORTS HAPPENINGS TONIGHT

All times Central

Stanley Cup Playoffs

Round 1

 Vegas @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:00

Winnipeg @ St. Louis (2-0) : 8:00

nba playoffs

Indiana @ Milwaukee (2-0) : 7:00

Lakers @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:30

Top Flight Fútbol

Uf. All over this hemisphere.

Enjoy the first round. Man… I wanna go out tonight.

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scotchnaut

Kiper only mentioned Sanders eight times in his review of the draft on ESPN’s front page.

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WCS

Some Yinzer was so excited for the Stillers drafting the next Casey Hampton that he decided to all Ray Lewis on others at the Draft party.

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Doktor Zymm

Totally forgot about the draft, who’s done the stupidest thing so far?

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Mr. Ayo

The Falcons. Although the Giants were a close second.

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2Pack

Good evening people. I just can’t get into the draft thing. Guess I’m just not fully committed. But it does look like you all had a great time so that’s really cool. Not looking forward to flying commercial tomorrow but, here we go, look out below.

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Horatio Cornblower

All right, until tomorrow you Princes of Maine, you Kings of New England.

Let’s all gather around and see if the Saints get Sanders in the second round.

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fleshwound_NPG

the last time a jihad came to the eagles some giants fell in new york, some commanders got hit in the pentagon, and a bunch of cowboys got mad af

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Redshirt

Just checked out Bengals Reddit and its going to a dark place in response to the Bengals 1st Round Selection. I’m kind of tempted to look up the DFO Thread of Burrow blowing out his knee to bring myself out of the darkness.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Mel, what do the Chiefs need?”

Social workers, and a lot of them.

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litre_cola

Oh we gunna have a Jihad bullee dat.

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Gatoraids

definitely a BOOOOOM or bust pick

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Horatio Cornblower

Not one but two shoulder surgeries?

That’s a double boxcars roll of the dice right there, but the Eagles can do that.

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Gatoraids

LOLgles

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Jimbo

Jihad in Philly, thanks Obummer.

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Horatio Cornblower

Wilson Goode and the Philadelphia Air Force will take care of that.

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Horatio Cornblower

Mina Kimes is extremely upset that Philadelphia is likely to get a LB named Jihaad Campbell, so I guess congratulations to all our Clubhouse Birds fans on the Super Bowl repeat this season.

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King Hippo

Pretty sure Chefs take the last starter-ish LT (the tOSU guy)

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Horatio Cornblower

They should probably draft a designated driver

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King Hippo

Or the Angels’ pill guy!

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Gatoraids

high risk of being drone striked by the IDF

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King Hippo

who ya want here, Litre?

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litre_cola

Edge to replace Sweat

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Horatio Cornblower

In case you were wondering why I left the Church, God gave this kid a debilitating neuromuscular disorder and made him a Bills fan.

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King Hippo

/Jim Kelly drops jaw again

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Gumbygirl

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Gumbygirl

Shiny jacket to the Bills, yay! He’s stayed upbeat all night.

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King Hippo

It’s like if Magnitude from Community was a footballer!

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Jimbo

Pop pop!

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Horatio Cornblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2vup9sm_ls

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Redshirt

What channel is Mel Kiper on. I wanna see the meltdown.

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Horatio Cornblower

ESPN.

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litre_cola

Oh my, I thought he said Timmy.

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Horatio Cornblower

I am howling my way straight to hell.

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WCS

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Redshirt

Alright, had to go away due to Caretaking Duties. ALS can suck the fattest part of my ass.

Bengals reaction: Unfinished Product, but by the looks of it there was a run at DL so they got the last one. Potential is there, but they need it to be realized quickly.

Anything else I missed?

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Horatio Cornblower

Bengals traded up to get Sanders.

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Redshirt

Ha, yeah like the Bengals would be stupid enough… (frantically runs to computer to check draft selections)

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Gumbygirl

Chefs gonna take Shedboy to piss off Brittany Mahomes.

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Spur

am going to hate watch from bed. Been fun, folks

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Horatio Cornblower

Booger and Louis are using a lot of words for “this guy plays pretty well for a guy so fat he’ll likely die of a massive coronary event before he finishes his rookie contract”

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fleshwound_NPG

a michigan man goes to cleveland and the ohio st guy goes to the lions

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Horatio Cornblower

The Lions draft room is a lot cleaner than I thought it would be.

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SonOfSpam

Starks’ look might be my favorite of the night so far.

I know dickall about fashion, so this might be an insult.

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King Hippo

Just once, it’d be funny if a pick would finger Ginger Hammer’s butthole a bit.

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litre_cola

Give him the ole Urban Meyer

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Gatoraids

sponsored by Icey Hot

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Spur

Rammit are the only remaining Team might want a QB. The remaining teams should be shaking down the Browns/Saints/Raiders/Seahawks to move up and take Sanders.

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SonOfSpam

RAMMMMMIT don’t pick til 46 now. And there’s no way they’re taking Shady, not with 2 first rounders next year. Shadeur might just be the Browns’ 6th round pick.

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fleshwound_NPG

LOL FALCONS TRADED A ’26 FIRST

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ballsofsteelandfury

My God the stupidity

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King Hippo

especially when that is, what, 50/50 to be Top 10??

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SonOfSpam

Oh McVay gonna get lots of toys next year. And a Stafford replacement!

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Horatio Cornblower

Are you kidding?

He’s gonna draft Sanders in the 3rd round at this rate.

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fleshwound_NPG

more like 99/1 if they dont win the division, nfc south dumpster forever!

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Mr. Ayo

Just incredible

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Mr. Ayo

A 2d and a future 1st for a late round 1st. I’m dumbstruck.

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Horatio Cornblower

For that guy?

Jesus wept.

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Spur

The new york press is gonna make this Dart kid cry by preseason.

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SonOfSpam

RAMMMMIT traded back, I love it.

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fleshwound_NPG

tommy cutlets

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WCS

Russell Wilson, Jameis Winston, Jaxon Dart, Tommy DeVito

YOUR 2025 VERTICALLY ENHANCED PERSONS QUARTERBACKS, LADYS AND GERMS

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SonOfSpam

“The Giants have traded Tommy DeVito to the Steelers for a 2049 25th round pick”

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Gatoraids

Jackson dart Dad massacring all the younglings at his party

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ballsofsteelandfury

Atlanta taking Sanders?!?!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Deion played there…

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Horatio Cornblower

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fleshwound_NPG

lol FOUR qbs now on the payroll lol gints

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King Hippo

They’s gon’ trade Charmslinger back to PIT!

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Gumbygirl

Hush, you!

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litre_cola

GIVE US A LIVE SHOT OF DEION GOD DAMMIT!

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Gatoraids

something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9mJ82x_l-E

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SonOfSpam

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(breathes)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’ll do, Giants.

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Horatio Cornblower

Smart move by the Giants, trading with the Texans. Can’t actually lose a future pick to a pretend team.

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King Hippo

that Dart kid REALLY no look like a professional athlete

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WCS

his name no look like an actual human

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King Hippo

methinks he Mormon so we both rite??

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Mr. Ayo

OMG Giants.

LOLOLOLOLOL

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SonOfSpam

lol Giants about to do something stupid BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

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WCS

Shaduer’s going to end up in New York.

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Horatio Cornblower

Here come the Giants and Sanders!!

We go live to Northern Ontario, where hobos are fleeing in droves…

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh my god they’re taking Dart.

This Kiper reaction is going to be epic.

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SonOfSpam

Gotta be JASCKXXSON

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Gatoraids

Kiper calling frantically to form ownership group to buy the Giants just to draft Shedeur

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King Hippo

this…THIS is why we’ve stayed awake

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King Hippo

Painfully White kid in a 69 jersey, grabbing at his crotch on national teevee. Ladies and gentlemen, MURRIKA

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SonOfSpam

Last time there were this many white losers in one place was in early 2021. First week in January I believe.

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Horatio Cornblower

I was hoping Dallas and Jerry Jones would trade back into the first round to grab Golden.

I was also shitting in the other hand.

Hey, guess which one filled up first?

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SonOfSpam

Dammit, so many teams are doing good things. That’s a very good pick by the LOL COMMMUNITY-OWNED Packers.

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Gatoraids

BOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG

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Jimbo

Wrap it up, Packer dick.

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SonOfSpam

-Jenn Sterger

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