As expected from all NFL journalists, DFO ground tape and concurs with the top analysts: this draft class underwhelms. Except Travis Hunter. There are so many astounding highlights of Hunter playing against kids. And, call me subjective, but Cameron Ward is a worthy #1 pick, franchise QB DNA through and through. It’s beyond argument; ask any teen Media Studies major who played against him. When does the Draft start anyway?
NFL NEWS
-The Texans and Browns hog the pre-Draft spotlight with a trifling trade:
-WR Tyler Lockett signs with the Titans
Sufficed to say, I’m clearing shelf space for the 2026 Lombardeee, right next to my bootleg TEN helmet I bought in Ciudad México.
SPORTS HAPPENINGS TONIGHT
All times Central
Stanley Cup Playoffs
Round 1
Vegas @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:00
Winnipeg @ St. Louis (2-0) : 8:00
nba playoffs
Indiana @ Milwaukee (2-0) : 7:00
Lakers @ MinnesoUta (1-1) : 8:30
Top Flight Fútbol
Uf. All over this hemisphere.
Enjoy the first round. Man… I wanna go out tonight.
With the 17th Pick the Cards select a 3 week advance access to the 2025 COD skins and someone to convince Booker to waive his non-trade clause.
Arthur Blank looks turrible. Good.
falcons falconing?
pick is in with :30 left
How is this draft going to affect the Leafs chances?
They’re going to win Game Three, bastards.
With the 15 pick ATL selects a China/Home Depot zero Tariff trade agreement
can’t wait for the mouth breathers of the nation to see the empty shelves after Halloween.
OK, I laughed…
https://twitter.com/kylieknowsball/status/1915578500867674270
no more offensive position to lineup as than Penn State bathroom attendant
With the 14 Pick the Colts select a QB if they had balls but settle for a full gravy boat
nice we drafted the guy with the AOL CD bandwidth connection
I’m more convinced than ever that the Steelers are trading down. The only question is if it is lower in the first round or to the second
Booker has on a snazzy jacket
Jerrah told ESPN that they were working on some big trades…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0YIJQ1jgEI&ab_channel=LeeTorson
I didn’t;t think this was breaking news, but Jerry Jones is full of shit.
and Viagra
Full of shit and tapeworms that are on a hunger strike.
“That’s how fucking bad it is down here!”
He wishes he had worms!
Same as Trump’s big trade deals.
If I had the last pick in the draft I would simply not make it. Then the next year I rush up to the podium and steal the number 1 overall pick.
That’s a good look for Booker’s dad.
With the 13th pick Miami selects more stadium shade
They should draft a good neurosurgeon.
Dammit Jerrah, you were all that was standing between us and the Shadoobie era.
Fins select thickest skull on the board
though we already have it as GM
THE OL’ DOUBLE J LOVES HIS……
third-best guard on the board?
Yyyyeeehhaaawww…?
Ol’DubbleJ has to have been distracted so this pick could go in, right? Imagine the pile of Peruvian Marching Powder and the plethora of hookers needed for that to happen.
brain spot blinded by the stadium solar flare window
New Haven CT? Yale didn’t get this kid
Fine for Dallas. Would have liked a LB but its a safe pick. thank god it wasnt that RB from NC
(that will be Hippo’s nightmare come tru at 20)
BAH GAWD, THAT’S DEION’S MUSIC!!
With the 12th Pick Dallas selects Luka Doncic, he can play right tackle or kicker.
If Dallas does not take Jalon Carter you will see me on the news.
(also acceptable to trade down and take the Golden kid at WR)
yeah, that’d be excellent value
Wait, we took a kid out of New Haven, CT?
Fuck everything, let’s roll!! Modern Apizza forever!!!
His drawers almost fell down on his Draft Walk, too!
CNN or Fox News?
Well, now it’s Channel 8 out of New Haven.
My SIL is in New Haven for a conference. That’s why I’m at her house petsitting.
Tell her to go to Modern for pizza. Sausage and mushroom.
I was just there yesterday. Soooooooooo good.
heh
Dammit, my cable system does not get any Connecticut news channels.
What’s the main station there, WITE?
Sitting at kids futbol. Did the Paul’s do something competent?
and the jets!
I should be home in 15 mins!
Bunch of NFL fans chanting USA, USA, USA after just realizing we beat Japan in WWII.
Salute To Suckers And Losers
I don’t care who the pick is, as long as Dallas selects a productive year 1 starter,
What a Yinzer Sophie’s Choice. Draft Shadeur, and you avoid the Q-aron dramatics. But then again…your QB is then Shadeur Sanders.
They’re mutually exclusive. They could do both
I’d prefer Dingleberry hopping on one foot than either, mind.
My insane Dallas fan friend is predicting the Cowboys are going to fuck this up by taking an OL out of North Dakota who has a second-round grade but who Ol’ Double J has fallen for.
Jalon Walker would be ideal, but no way he gets past SF.
Watch Jerrah fuck this up…
Colston’s living room needs more elk!
To be fair, all living rooms could use more elk.
Big living room in Idaho, two giant buck heads on the wall.
I’m guessing I would not like the Loveland family.
What do you have against big living rooms?
They know what they did.
With the 11th Pick the Niners select an AI powered QB who’ll work for Indian wages.
Jerry Jones is going to fall in love with Warren’s one (1) year of outstanding production and draft him, then make passive-aggressive comments about the fans when it doesn’t work out.
YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW THIS IS FUCKING GETTING OLD!!
DRAFT A TE, YES SIR WE PICKED DA NEXT COACH DITKA
Did the Loveland family just find out Grandma died? Shit looked bleak
Bears fever, catch it
Goodell already drunk
Tharts and prayers!
Oh good, I thought I was hearing things.
I can tell Roger Goodell means this tribute to Steve McMichael by the way he’s reading it off a handful of cue cards.
Deion “Big Daddy Marinovitch” Sanders is killing it in the draft so far, you have to agree.
Who are the blondes?
one was balancing her giant head on her tiny body. impressive
an AI animated bobblehead
2 loud blondes, did I accidentally switch to Fox News.
I mean, they didn’t say anything factually incorrect.
“Seven year-old Bolivian Schoolgirls Smuggling Cocaine iN tHEIR aNUSES! What’s Going On?”
-2 Loud Blondes
With the 10th Pick Da Bears select to burn down half of Chicago y to make their homesick new coach feel better
BIMBO BREAK
Colleen Wolfe’s head is disturbingly disproportionate to her body.
2 gallons of botox
Those super skinny girls always look like lollipops. With fake tits.
Kelvin Banks, grew up a rich kid in Beverly Hills living with his cousin.
New Orleans is a good fit for Banks; goes from a drunk college coach to a drunk city.
I can’t think of anything I’d fuck up quicker than being a 22-year-old multi-millionaire living in New Orleans.
being a member of the current Cabinet
No, I’m pretty clearly over-qualified for that.
Sanders will be a Steeler now. Aints passed
Pretty much