Have you set your lineups? Be sure to make that panic-y last minute adjustment, it’s going to pay off!
To The Games!
Giants/Cowboys:
Much like Jerrah’s breath this contest reeks…of a “Get Well” game for Dallas. Dak has won thirteen straight games against NY which is second only to Bob Griese’s run of 17 in a row vs the Bills from 1968-79. The timetable for a Dart Start is a meticulous process according to Daboll but my guess is that when All Pro tackle Andrew Thomas is fit to play is when the countdown starts in earnest.
Rams/Titans:
For those that keep track of such things, Nacua needs 12 grabs to match OBJ’s record of 206 catches in the first 30 games starting a career. Rook wr Elic Ayomanor looks to be the #2 man in the Titans receiving corps although he was only able to convert two of his seven targets. The good news for Ward? On the surface his 12-for-28 passing number doesn’t look as bad as it seems after coaches reviewed the games. And after all, it did come vs that nasty Denver D.
Jags/Bengals:
Travis Hunter’s split last week was 42 plays on offense and 6 on defense and Liam Coen says the latter will increase. Starting Etienne Jr. this week is a no-brainer because the Jags o-line can run block and Cincy gave up 25.1 fantasy points to the Browns motely crew of a backfield last week.
Browns/Ravens:
The sharp fellas in Vegas must think Cleveland is cooked given that 11.5 spread that I saw. Baltimore is 12-2 after a loss since 2022, second only to the Chiefs. Tight end Andrews should bounce back because as good as the Browns D is, they are exploitable at that spot.
Bills/Jets:
NY hasn’t scored more than 23 points against Buffalo in 12 straight tries. They are committed to running the ball and should have some success this time around given that DT Ed Oliver is sitting this one out. With Sauce on the other side expect Allen to pick on cb Brandon Stephens.
Pats/Fins:
It’s The Battle of the Two Not Very Good Teams! Although one seems to be ascending and the other is in dissension. Coach McDaniel noted last week that players abandoned their assignments and tried to make a play. That seems code for a lack of discipline to me.
Niners/Saints:
Pearsall should get all kinds of targets given the state of the receiving corps though they’ll come courtesy of one Mac Jones. Expect the game to be tight because Shanny Jr. is 16-25 when someone other than Purdy or Jimmy G is under center.
Bears/Lions:
Ben Johnson Revenge Narrative Even Though He Left On Good Terms shall be engaged? Johnson also mentioned that he wants to get rook rb Kyle Monangai more involved so get your waiver wire finger ready. Lions fans were grumbling about the offense just one week in. Lions fans? Expectations? It’s a topsy-turvy world out there.
Seahawks/Steelers:
Pitt hasn’t started 2-0 in back-to-back seasons since 2016-17. Despite the smallish 3.5 spread no one can see the Steelers losing to Darnold and a moribund Seattle squadoo. OC Art Smith was quite impressed with Kenny Gainwell in camp and was rewarded with a 7 rush 19 yard performance.
For those so inclined there’s a wee bit of footy as an appetizer-Burnley/Liverpool at 9am and Man Derby at 11:30. Enjoy your day.
OK, so I missed the end of the game, (I think, Yahoo says 4 seconds left), because there was a knock on the front door. We look outside and there’s a strange truck in the driveway and an older guy coming up to our front door.
Everyone we know knows to use the back door, (shut it, Balls), so we’re getting ready to tell a Jehovah’s Witness to piss off. Turns out the guy, 82, grew up in the house. We bought it from his mother’s estate 27 years ago, while he was living out in Idaho. And in fact him living out in Idaho and wanting to just unload the house saved us about $8K on the purchase price.
So Mrs. Horatio and I spent the last half hour or so giving this guy a tour of his old house, and were even able to give him some of his old baseball cards and a Valentine’s card he’d written for his mother when he was probably about 5. Made his whole day, and kind of made mine, too.
This is the best game I’ve ever seen that I can’t get a handle on.
Is 40-37 a scoirgami?
I am, of course, rooting for a tie.
“This is what Daboll trying to save his job looks like.”
-PJ
FBI intern lurking in the thread, have Trump sign an Executive Order so they don’t cut the feed at 4:45!
41 points scored in the 4th quarter. What The Hell?
Anyone who took the under is shellshocked as all hell
Holy shit he kicked the bejesus out of that ball. That would have been good from 70+.
it moved a couple of times it was hit so hard
BONUS NFC EAST CAKES OF BANANA!
You gotta be shitting me.
Is the LoLBoys kicker really gonna make this???!?!?
64yrds…
And we’re going to OT!!!!
Hahahahaha this game is ROCKINGGGG!!!! 💯
Jesus Fucking Christ! What a game!
It’s too bad the 49rs don’t play the Bengals next week, we could see Purdy and Burrow go toe-to-toe
God, I love/hate this fucking team.