Hey.
Didja miss me? Don’t all answer at once. And again, no need for that kind of language. I’ll need my fainting couch, clutching pearls and another boat drink just to get by.
Vacation was amazing. Came home to still being furloughed.
Going to be a tough transition back to productive government employee, I can tell you that much.
Tip O’ the Hat to BallsofSteelandFury for the leagues coverage in my absence. Perfectly cromulent work, indeed!
Slaps Balls on the ass. Hard.
I did catch the Jaguras/Chefs tilt and that crazy ending before starting the vacay. Also managed to see some of the following two weeks of bed-shitting by those same Jaguras. Did any of it affect my enjoyment of beaches, boats, booze, buffets and more booze? No sir, it did not.
Anyway, let’s see what happened in the leagues this week.
Freezer Vodka League
Week 7 Match Ups
Week 7 Standings
This week, we see Indelible Prickstains remains atop the board at 5-2. Then there’s 8 teams bunched up at 4-3, clogging up the standings worse than Andy Reid’s toilet after 35¢ wing night. Right behind that mess are 3 teams at 3-4, putting them all precariously into the Relegation Zone. That leaves She’s got good Jeantys (2-5) and Dead Hobos (1-6) filling two of those aforementioned relegation spots. If that holds up, it could mean a rough winter for some in Northern Ontario…
Lowratio League
Week 7 Match Ups
Week 7 Standings
AI Abuelas took their first “L” of the season, bringing them into a tie with Rod Rust never sleeps at 6-1, retaining possession of the two automatic promotion spots. Raccoon With A Meth Pipe and Jimbo’s Sad Hombres have the next two playoff spots at 5-2, with 7 teams at 3-4 struggling for the remaining two playoff spots. Hot Meaty Milkshakes, Ambiguous Aaron Rodgers, and A&H’s Used Vape Cartridge are all sitting at 2-5, but not yet mathematically* eliminated from playoff contention just yet.
*may not contain actual math
Lowratio League Blowout of the Weak
Who earns promotion from Lowratio League to Freezer Vodka League? Who will be relegated and replaced in the senior league this year? Tune in to find out!
Until Next Time!
OK. I traveled 9 hours INTO THE FUTURE to do this but on Barcelona time.
It’s my birthday.
Que the Paul McCartney Beatles for the 64th time.
And hey Europe, what’s the deal with the carbonated water?
Can we discuss this?
Ola mi amigos and Amigas!
Que tal?!
Happiest birthday, youngster!
Happy happy happy!
“First To Worst!” is the motto of my fantasy experience in the year 2025.
Tell me about it!
– CFL tipping pool champ 2024
“First to wurst” is the motto of us Packer fans
Disco ball in my room!
One of the many fun things about renting an apartment is getting used to the new appliances.
The washer may be going for the next 14 hours.
In Belfast last year I cut it off after 2 and a half hours.
Is that the metric system?
These are going to be easily the cleanest clothes I’ve ever worn.
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
We really are sharing a brain!
Nobody expects the Blair Witch!!!
On the phone with an attorney. “I won’t bore you with the details…”
Sir, you are way too late for that.
New phone is all set up! Maybe my fantasy team will somehow be less unlucky when I set my lineup on it haha no.
Think I’ve even got all the shortcuts and such how I want them, although I would love to swap the placement for notifications and shortcuts but don’t this that’s possible. And I haven’t really figured out what, if anything, the mini screen on the back is good for
The entertainment in the tapas bars is unholy AI generated video with house and reggaeton music.
Deeply disturbing.
Is the food good?
It’s Spain, so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say HELL YEAH.
Also, I don’t think he’d be subjecting himself to that crap if it wasn’t…
Anchovies, batatas bravas, fried pedron peppers and a cold Estrella.
I herby fully withdraw any past negative comments I’ve had about anchovies for the rest of my life in continuum and in perpetuity.
And cava fucking rules.
Dok will be our ad hoc cava president and I can serve as secretary of cava consumption.
Don’t get me started on the Manchego cheese.
Don’t even start!
This city is fucking delicious.
Mmmm fried peppers
Can’t really say I’m team batatas bravas though.
The fuck with Europe and the mayo?
can I get the playlist?
hahaha
/picturing YR eating jamon, idiazabal, olives and sardines with earplugs firmly installed
Get off La Rambla and find a nice cerveceria, they have zero entertainment, cheaper prices, and it’s just as good. The staff will be equally surly though, I think that’s just a Barcelona thing
Way ahead of you.
And way off LA Rambla.