Last One Up, Turn Off The Lights

To The Game!

Seahawks/Commies:

-Seattle’s got a one-trick pony that you must account for. Rook wr Tory Horton doesn’t get many targets per game but has scored a TD in three of four tilts that he’s played. And 55% of his routes are verticals. He opens up the middle for his buddy.

-That would be Smith-Njigba who leads the NFL with 819 yards-he’s got more than Chase despite playing one less game.

-The spread is 2.5 favoring the Seahawks and overall they’re 5-2 ATS so that looks inviting.

-Both teams have struggled to produce turnovers with Washington at -5 and Seattle at -4.

-Zach Ertz has picked up the slack what with McLaurin having injury troubles. The former has 27 catches and scored 4 TD’s already.

-There’s been no drop off in Darnold’s play-his completion rate of 68.2% is 10th among his peers.

Night night.

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WCS

FYI: by the time I leave, others will be have returned, so I’m going to keep the lights on so I’m not just hanging out here alone in the dark. That doesn’t project the best impression to passersby.

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, they can’t see you Jack it if the lights are off, so you’re doing them a favor…

WCS

That’s not what I was told…

Mr. Ayo

Nothing crazy has happened yet? How do you not fall asleep with the boredom?

WCS

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..Huh? …you, uh… you say something just now?

Redshirt

Thanks for the Banner!

ballsofsteelandfury

Thank YOU!

Brick Meathook

PBY Catalina

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Unsurprised

Hippo has the right idea peacing out with pills before these televised abominations.

Mr. Ayo

Just like Daniels is doing right now!

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WCS

and for the foreseeable future.

Redshirt

No, he’s on the good stuff right now. He’s on a morphine drip looking at replays of his injury going “I hate to be that guy.”

Redshirt

Well, that was a peaceful game. Nice to know we’re not the only fanbase whose going to bed screaming into our pillow.

Redshirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg859fliqLo&t=2h46m39s

If you didn’t see the Jayden Daniels injury, this is the appropriate reaction. (Time 2:46:39)

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WCS

This is the first I’m seeing it. That’s a compound fracture. He’s probably done for the season.

Sharkbait

Dislocated is the best case scenario. Either way, he’s done.

WCS

Dislocation is possible. That was awful, immediately swollen.

Unsurprised

Well, I guess it’s for the best that I didn’t get around to going to the local commies bar (…) to watch this fucking Chernobyl of a game.

Redshirt

Jayden Daniels is right-handed, so he shouldn’t have to deal with the arthritis of his new bionic elbow. Also, if he comes back and is great, I propose we call him the American Dream due to the aforementioned bionic elbow.

Unsurprised

If the commies fans weren’t leaving before that play, they have all fled now.

Unsurprised

Even the Seahawks fans look miserable

fleshwound_NPG

last time i saw commies flee the scene of the crime like that it was around 1989-1991

Redshirt

“Marcus Mariota is certainly capable of winning games in this league.”

With that comment, Cris Collinsworth has lost all credibility and should be fired ASAP.

ballsofsteelandfury

He HAD credibility???

Sharkbait

You beat me to it

fleshwound_NPG

snyder cursed these unis forever. they are not of the gibbs era anymore. these are forever with the stench of snyder.

never. wear. them. again.

Unsurprised

Better burn down the whole D.C. metro area, salt the earth, and perform an exorcism just to be sure.

Last edited 5 months ago by Unsurprised
Brick Meathook

I live here 50% of the year.

Redshirt

Democrats: “Let’s make DC a state.”
Republicans: “No, lets return DC to Maryland like we did with Virginia.”
Maryland: “No thanks! You can keep, DC.”

ballsofsteelandfury

Seattle saw that and put in the backup STAT.

Unsurprised

Backup, shit. They’re up by 24. Put in the water boy.

Redshirt

Respect to the Seahawks for giving up a meaningless “Sorry We Killed Your QB” Touchdown.

Unsurprised

0:11

Oh, shit. That is definitely broken.

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ttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1on235p/injury_sea_vs_was_jayden_daniels_goes_down_with

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Mr. Ayo

At least it wasn’t his throwing arm. But yikes.

Sharkbait

Is it broken or a dislocated elbow?

Mr. Ayo

Doubt we’ll know until tomorrow at the earliest.

ballsofsteelandfury

Why not both girl gif

Redshirt

Anyone else left elbow start hurting all of a sudden?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Actually, yeah, my whole left arm in fact.” – John Fox

Doktor Zymm

I hate football

Unsurprised

Same. Let’s go get tacos.

Redshirt

NO NO NO SAW IT NO NO NO

Redshirt

So why again was the Franchise QB still in the game down 7-38 with 7:30 to go?

Brick Meathook

Another addition to the Washington QB maiming hall-of-fame.

ballsofsteelandfury

WTF happened to Daniels?

Unsurprised

Head owie, I think.

Looks like his elbow bent in a direction it’s not supposed to.

Last edited 5 months ago by Unsurprised
Redshirt

No forearm bent the wrong way.

Mr. Ayo

That would actually be better for him. Less soft connective tissue there.

Mr. Ayo

His elbow tried to show it was double jointed when, in fact, it was only single jointed.

ballsofsteelandfury

That is NOT good.

Redshirt

I wanted to get the under pass yards for Daniels but not like this. Not like this.

Mr. Ayo

RIP Daniels

Sharkbait

Washington and maiming potential franchise QBs. Name a better duo

Unsurprised

The Cleveland Browns and maiming potential franchise QBs

Sharkbait

Yeah, that was the obvious choice

Unsurprised

To be fair, there’s no such thing as a franchise Browns QB because they are guaranteed to be maimed.

Brick Meathook

ha ha same thought!

Unsurprised

God Fucking Damn It!

Unsurprised

And in Garbage Time, too. What the fuck is even the point of anything anymore?

Unsurprised

This is so pathetic.

Brick Meathook

Mike McDonald, Mike McDaniel, Michael McDonald:

Fuck one, marry one, kill one.

WCS

What about Dan McMichael?

Brick Meathook

Mick McNichol

Mr. Ayo

Pics?

Doktor Zymm

It’s okay, the Commies could make good use of a high draft pick and they should be healthier next year

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Welp, I forgot to submit an Eliminator pick (it would have been the Rams, natch) so I’m stuck riding with the Cowboys tomorrow. So if they get humiliated by the lowly Cardinals, you all have me to thank.

Last edited 5 months ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
WCS

It was 21-7 like three minutes ago? Holy hell.

fleshwound_NPG

31-7 at halftime

fleshwound_NPG

even at his most perfect, the J-E-S-T comes out of darnold

WCS

It’s a permanent stain that is incapable of being erased completely.

Sharkbait

You can take the player off the jets…

Brick Meathook

Never forget: USC quarterback

Unsurprised

USC + Jets. How many more signs do you need?

Redshirt

Hey Darnald! is playing so out of his mind, he’s got BLEERGH in the mindset that if a pass hit the ground, the defense committed a foul somewhere.

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