Welp, I guess the biggest story today is that Brian Daboll is going to spend more time with his Ozempic. (more below) There were more silly results yesterday making this (for me) one of the more memorable years over the last 20 in the NFL.
Fallout:
Giants Do The Inevitable:
Daboll, holder of an 11-33 record over the last three years, is done. This was a death by a thousand impulsive, dumb decisions. Not holding Kadarius Toney or Deonte Banks accountable? Check. Starting DeVito over Tyrod Taylor? Check. Taking playcall authority out of Kafka’s hands and then giving it back? Check. That first year he coached to win with a roster totally bereft of talent and managed to get the team into the playoffs. As we saw this year, he coached to not lose. There was a sense of resignation in that play-calling, just trying to avoid a lousy final score and hope that something swung in his favor.
He had a reputation as someone that was difficult to work for. Everyone has seen his tirades in public-imagine what he was like in the Giants facility without cameras around? He and Wink Martindale were just fine that first year together and though Wink looks the worst in that fallout (I don’t think he’ll ever have a DC job in the pros again) Daboll poured gas on that fire.
Did he lose the room? I don’t think so. The team was galvanized/excited by the young talent of Nabers (until he got injured) and Sk8erboi (until he got injured) and Dart (before he got injured). But some of the in-game decisions were complete head-scratchers.
Cracks Showing:
Daniel Jones had 1 INT, was sacked 7 times and fumbled thrice (one lost) yesterday. He’s always been a mixed bag but the talent around him is more than he’s ever had to work with. The funny thing to me is that he’s going to lead them to the playoffs and then management will have to make the decision as to whether or not to give him some big bucks. Sound familiar?
Red Flags Showing:
There’s no way that Buffalo can get far in the playoffs with this version of their run defense.
To The Game!
Eagles/Packers:
-Can we quit the narrative that it’s “oh so difficult” to win in Green Bay? For banana’s sake, a Carolina team that just lost to the Saints did it. Over a 5 year period the Bills and Chiefs are ahead of them and the Steelers aren’t far behind. From what I can tell, cold weather teams inflate their records in November and December to make their overall record look more intimidating than it actually is.
-Overall the Eagles offense is 24th overall and the defense is 23rd but no one is calling their 6-2 record a result of smoke and mirrors. YET.
-A number of folks had high hopes for Luke Musgrave when he was drafted and now that Kraft (Question: When Kraft, playing in Wisconsin damages his ligaments, is he out with a “Cheese Pull”?) is done for the year it’s time to shine.
-That treasured first round wide receiver pick Matthew Golden-a wonderful “Fuck You!” to Rodgers-has all of 23 grabs and 0 TD’s to date. He’s averaging 23 yards receiving over his last three tilts. Not having done it for so very long, maybe the front office doesn’t know how to properly assess wr’s?
Put your leather helmet on and get in there!
What’s Jesse Watters’ show up to…
BIDEN LASHES OUT AT TRUMP (AGAIN)
TRUMP WANTS NFL STADIUM NAMED AFTER HIM
TRUMP MAKES NFL HISTORY*
*didn’t elaborate what that history was
The thought-provoking and well-credentialed analysts include two “FOX News Contributors,” an “Independent Journalist,” and “Conservative Commentator.”
That’s a hard-hitting panel of experts discussing… I’m not really sure what. It seems TRUMP is God-King and the NFL needs to recognize that fact, and Biden… I dunno, is still alive?
Even these tools seem bored by the 25/8/367 micro-dick slurping now.
Based on what I’m seeing here my decision to go to an all-ages show in West Hollywood was a smart one.
I wish @Redshirt could have been with me for dinner. The trans person next to us describing the drama of their polyamorous relationship to their dinner companion would have been quite novel and entertaining for him, I suspect.
WOW!
Nice.
Did I miss anything?
Oh man it was crazy! We had a Thursday on a Monday!
Great times were had by all.
If only it was actually Thursday
But there’s no work tomorrow so it’s like half ass Saturday night!
Was just going to ask the same thing.
Did we miss the most exciting/ awful game with horrible injuries, cheerleader fights and mascots with chainsaws?
Because I couldn’t watch the motherfucker.
A cheerleader titty fight broke out in the 3rd quarter.
Man, they’re never gonna show that again.
So have we settled the title question?
The oldest operating McDonald’s restaurant in the world (this includes Nepal)
Downey California, today
500 million sold? Brick has a Wayback machine!
Brick’s kickin it ol school.
Ever see this flick?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Founder
Anything with Michael Keaton is mandatory viewing for Yinzers, like GumbyGirl.
The Founder (2016) is a great movie.
This McDonald’s is the second one franchised by the McDonald brothers, and predates Ray Kroc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oldest_McDonald%27s_restaurant
Shitty lighting but this is it. I got a free cheeseburger today.
I told you waving a gun in the air indiscriminately has its advantages!
That would explain why its falling apart. The movie made Ray Kroc look like a greedy bastard and a thief, but at least he had standards.
But that’s still classic old LA Googie architecture.
Fucking gorgeous, Brick.
nick sirianni is a troll genius
-refuses to believe aj brown exists
-ignores that he has barkley late in the 4th with the lead
-oh! aj brown exists! ill throw it to him! on the dumbest 4th down imaginable!
-makes 1986-onwards mike ditka look competent
At this point, I think ESPN will pay YouTubeTV to air its NFL games.
Take a third of the contract they gave Screamin’ A. Smith. He won’t notice.
Well, I think we can all agree we’re worse off for having watched that.
I’m stoned and I still want that time back.
Nice duck hook. I’ve hit that shot before…
Right in the lumberyard.
I hope that was blocked because if not, that what was that?
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Okay, Goedert, I need 14.5 FF points out of you in the next 5 seconds.
Think positive. You can do it.
“Okay, Goedert, I need you to get a Time Machine and get me 14.5 FF points three days ago.”
Great that we’re book-ending this week with 10-7 final scores.
Okay, Goedert, I need 14.5 FF points out of you in the next 23 seconds.
Sybian optional.
WTF Sirianni.
Indeed. Came here to express my befuzzlement
That’s why we all come here, silly!
sirianni you fucking idiot