Potential NFC Championship Preview? Opinions Differ

Welp, I guess the biggest story today is that Brian Daboll is going to spend more time with his Ozempic. (more below) There were more silly results yesterday making this (for me) one of the more memorable years over the last 20 in the NFL.

Fallout:

Giants Do The Inevitable:

Daboll, holder of an 11-33 record over the last three years, is done. This was a death by a thousand impulsive, dumb decisions. Not holding Kadarius Toney or Deonte Banks accountable? Check. Starting DeVito over Tyrod Taylor? Check. Taking playcall authority out of Kafka’s hands and then giving it back? Check. That first year he coached to win with a roster totally bereft of talent and managed to get the team into the playoffs. As we saw this year, he coached to not lose. There was a sense of resignation in that play-calling, just trying to avoid a lousy final score and hope that something swung in his favor.

He had a reputation as someone that was difficult to work for. Everyone has seen his tirades in public-imagine what he was like in the Giants facility without cameras around? He and Wink Martindale were just fine that first year together and though Wink looks the worst in that fallout (I don’t think he’ll ever have a DC job in the pros again) Daboll poured gas on that fire.

Did he lose the room? I don’t think so. The team was galvanized/excited by the young talent of Nabers (until he got injured) and Sk8erboi (until he got injured) and Dart (before he got injured). But some of the in-game decisions were complete head-scratchers.

Cracks Showing:

Daniel Jones had 1 INT, was sacked 7 times and fumbled thrice (one lost) yesterday. He’s always been a mixed bag but the talent around him is more than he’s ever had to work with. The funny thing to me is that he’s going to lead them to the playoffs and then management will have to make the decision as to whether or not to give him some big bucks. Sound familiar?

Red Flags Showing:

There’s no way that Buffalo can get far in the playoffs with this version of their run defense.

To The Game!

Eagles/Packers:

-Can we quit the narrative that it’s “oh so difficult” to win in Green Bay? For banana’s sake, a Carolina team that just lost to the Saints did it. Over a 5 year period the Bills and Chiefs are ahead of them and the Steelers aren’t far behind. From what I can tell, cold weather teams inflate their records in November and December to make their overall record look more intimidating than it actually is.

-Overall the Eagles offense is 24th overall and the defense is 23rd but no one is calling their 6-2 record a result of smoke and mirrors. YET.

-A number of folks had high hopes for Luke Musgrave when he was drafted and now that Kraft (Question: When Kraft, playing in Wisconsin damages his ligaments, is he out with a “Cheese Pull”?) is done for the year it’s time to shine.

-That treasured first round wide receiver pick Matthew Golden-a wonderful “Fuck You!” to Rodgers-has all of 23 grabs and 0 TD’s to date. He’s averaging 23 yards receiving over his last three tilts. Not having done it for so very long, maybe the front office doesn’t know how to properly assess wr’s?

Put your leather helmet on and get in there!

 

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SonOfSpam

That was quite stupid.

Redshirt

Are the Eagles trying to lose?

Redshirt

Its refreshing to see someone else loose complete faith in their football team and question all important life decisions that led to their allegiance.

Brick Meathook

Hippo gets all the attention for being the DFO prescription opiate popper, but you don’t realize how much of a Hippo peer Brick is. Like tonight for instance.

Michael Caine voice: Not many people know that.

King Hippo

wipes away tear of pride

Redshirt

Bleeding Green Nation
@BleedingGreen
I respect the Green Bay Packers for sticking to their principles and not running a tush push 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mr. Ayo

Well, this game ended just as well as it was played throughout.

Gumbygirl

I looked at my matchup, for the lulz, and I noticed Garrett Wilson now has a D next to his name. Must stand for “Dead” because he got me zero points against the Brownies. He’s dead to me!

SonOfSpam

Gonna be out a few weeks with, well, he’s a Jet, so who cares?

fleshwound_NPG

lmao

Redshirt

WHO DOES A SHOTGUN ON 4TH & 1?!

Jimbo

Kurt Cobain?

Horatio Cornblower

WOW!

Brick Meathook

I swear the Millennial Generation “humor” in some of these ads seem like they were written by somebody’s mom.

Sharkbait

Based on this game, I’d be panicking that my post was due tomorrow and I haven’t started it yet. Thankfully the MNF graphics snapped me back to reality

Horatio Cornblower

What a coincidence, both make me want to drink

SonOfSpam

I for one would welcome a surprise cocktail post. Or even a surprise cocktail.

Redshirt

If they get an 8 yard Tush Push, I’m quitting football.

fleshwound_NPG

wtf sirianni

Brick Meathook

Okey, Goedert, I need 14.5 FF points out of you in the next 3 minutes.

Get on the stick, son.

Redshirt

Unless we get Overtime Bullshit, looks like that Jacob TD is the only thing paying out for me tonight.

SonOfSpam

(Goedert shrugs, heads into the blue tent with the team Sybian)

fleshwound_NPG

tripping

bullshit

SonOfSpam

Iggles should be on a power play right now smh

Gumbygirl

Tripping is naht bullshit, it frees the mind and expands the consciousness. Just ask Quaron, he was tripping balls last night!

NotShogunButShogun

Can’t even fail right. That tracks

Redshirt

Green Bay Packers:

tenor-1
King Hippo

We’ve matched TNF’s scoreline!!!

Don T

Not so much restricting as molesting

WCS

Another wonderful secret.

WCS

Since there’s a commercial for Courtyard by Marriott right now, I’ll let yinz know I worked at the Settler’s Ridge Courtyard nearby for a couple years. Refs and media would stay at our place, and very occasionally, a player. I met former Stillers RB Benny Snell and NT DeMarvin Leal, and Dean Blandino stays there often.

Kirk Ferentz and his son have also stayed there, ostensibly for Iowa recruiting trips. I’m told the dude from that famous pawn shop in Vegas stays there, but in two years, I never saw him. Or anyone fitting his description.

Semi-famous people: they get frustrated and need to sleep just like us!

ballsofsteelandfury

Well, I can personally vouch for the comfort of their beds as Lady Balls and I have had several fun times at Courtyard by Marriott.

SonOfSpam

They frequently advertise their “buttstuff-friendly mattresses” so this tracks.

WCS

I’m not glazing Courtyard or anything; they’re fine. Just thought I’d share.

SonOfSpam

No need, Balls took care of the glazing already

WCS
Spur

Night Folks.
I’ll be at the Dallas/Raider game next Monday night.

LemonJello

Wave at the cameras so we can verify its you!

fleshwound_NPG

forget youtube, all providers will be dropping abc/espn that night

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Looks like I’ve once again made the right call by not watching this shit

Don T

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SonOfSpam

Dammit, should I have wood right now or not?

Don T

Wood foar coal 🤣

Gumbygirl

Oh wow, Chico and the Man has some ‘splaining to do!

SonOfSpam

“Here’s the problem…it was set to ‘Browns’”

-repair guy, fixing the Eagles offense

LemonJello

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Redshirt

Someone set the defenses to ‘Bengals’, stat!

Spur

Hitler wins
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Redshirt

Who changed history?!

Redshirt

What the hell is a “touchdown”?!

Sharkbait

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Brick Meathook

Game, Blouses

NotShogunButShogun

Thank jebus. Make it be done.

fleshwound_NPG

offensive football!!!

Bogdanski

I am definitely offended

Don T

Woof. What a drive

Mr. Ayo

When in doubt, give the stars the football.

WCS

From the group that brought you WHAT IS A CATCH and WHAT IS PASS INTEREFENCE, comes this season’s newest, wackiest refball yet: WHAT IS A SAFETY?!

All new this week, live on Monday Night Football!

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fleshwound_NPG

ok this has to be a jags/tits thursday night tilt from 2011

Mr. Ayo

How much can YouTubeTV save in negotiations after this game?

Gumbygirl

They gave me a twenty dollar refund yesterday. Should have made Disney pay it.

Gumbygirl

What, WHAT?!?! The email said no action is required to claim the refund. If I have to jump through hoops, there is going to be some trouble, Mr. Youtube!

Spur

And the Spurs pull out the win against the Bulls with a 10-0 run to finish the game. That included Wemby with b2b 3PTS and a block.

With I miss in Fossball?

Did Stalin drown Hitler in Russian blood yet?

Mr. Ayo

Wemby owns the NBA now. Ridiculous player.

Doktor Zymm

I overheard someone today talking about using ChatGPT for checking spelling. I know that I’ve always thought that traditional spell checkers would be way better if they burned enough water and power to run a small village for a year. The premise of the Matrix is getting more believable by the day

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

If we’re doing the matrix, can we just get to the restart stage and not have the slow death spiral that comes before it

Bogdanski

Marry hat hey lid tell lam, ids fleas woes wide has know

WCS

STORNG TEAK!!1!11!

Seriously, were you stroking out when you typed this?

WCS

Both of these teams will be in the playoffs, FYI.

NotShogunButShogun

Not if my self-hate has any say

WCS

Not really sure what that means, but alrighty then.

NotShogunButShogun

They don’t even deserve a humiliating one and done

WCS

But, but, but… that’s the Stillers’ way! The Standard, if you will!

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Mr. Ayo

They’ll be even better in winter conditions, right?

Spur

The Eagles will get the Division game against a team missing a key starter.

fleshwound_NPG

classic sirianni game:

winning but have half of philly wanting to kill you

blaxabbath

I mean — it is a pretty multi-racial city.

Gatoraids

well normally that 100% ratio

Mr. Ayo

So this is three (3) Thursday night fixtures in primetime for this week?

Bleech.

WCS

It feels the need to oversaturate now to make up for the two months of enjoyable TNF we experienced previously this season.

NotShogunButShogun

There cannot be any valid excuses from the talkosphere tomorrow regarding this performance. Note I said valid.

Horatio Cornblower

Every time I see that Green Bay WR with the giant helmet I’m reminded of The Onion headline “Gay R*t*rd Teased”

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Gazoo needs to use some of his toys to make the catch

King Hippo

5-3 walkoff safety in Extra Time still in play

Don T

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Project that all around DC

Gumbygirl

Hero.

Brick Meathook
Gumbygirl

Wheeeeeeee!

Sharkbait

Wow so I missed next to nothing in this football game huh

Mr. Ayo

INSURMOUNTABLE LEAD!

Horatio Cornblower

/Lane Johnson viciously torques ankle, is carted into the locker room
//comes back out for the second half, likely numb from the chest down on Toradol

“This is a gross violation of the league’s concussion protocol”

-Miami Dolphins “medical” staff

Horatio Cornblower

So I was catching up on some reading but had the game on in the background and I just have to say, this is one of the worst games of football I’ve ever sorta watched while reading.

ballsofsteelandfury

You clearly didn’t watch last night…

Sharkbait

Never been happier to lose $6

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Spur

Spurs down 9 against the Bulls. 4th about to start. my attention has been diverted.
Die Eagles Die

BeefReeferLives

Wait, so the visiting team at Lambeau has to go up a flight of stairs to get to their locker room?

That’s pretty fucking petty…

Redshirt

Only if they have to go up and down a flight of stairs.

BeefReeferLives

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WCS

Rock and roll!

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