A Symphony In F-Minus – Week 11 MNF Thread

Yes, you get a guest conductor tonight.  And boy howdy, do I ever have a RIPE TURD to present y’all.

Cowpersons (-3.5) at Raiduhs (8:15, ABC y ESPN)

The twin visages of HI I’M MARK DAVIS and Creeping Death Jerral Jones.  The mind just boggles.

Both of these squadrons are absolutely putrid, but the ‘Persons at least have a competent QB, WR1, and placement man.  Vegas has Maxx Crosby and a post-apocalyptic wasteland of immense proportions.

That said, Dallas is absolutely capable of losing anywhere, anytime, anyhow.  It’s just an organizational principle at this point in time.  They briefly made the Qards look almost competent.  You are watching this because you are fond of car crashes/train wrecks/mine detonations, as long as it doesn’t involve sacrificing your own flesh.  Hey, don’t feel bad about it.  #MeToo.

However, Hippo will at least have the distraction of NC State/VCU hoopsball, as Will Wade (aka “The Man In Black”) has Hippo and all his wolven fellows ALL IN.

Neither Hippo nor Other Hippo has fuckshit MOAR to say.  So here’s the best new song Hippo has picked up this month: