Oh Christ, let’s see how this one can get even shittier! Fucking THEEEEEE, making Da U a thing again.
There is also a smattering of footy today, but only Championship (CBSSN at 10:00) in the morning. Even England is being dickholes.
5 Oregon (-2.5) v. 4 Guns Up!! – Fuck You LOLfin Crypto Owl (Noon, ESPN)
It would be difficult to be any wronger than Hippo has been all season long. But I just don’t get this one. Texas Tech has a murderous DL (hell, entire front seven) and Quackers have looked mid all season. I mean, much better than James Madison. But STILL.
9 Roll Damn Tide (+7) v. 1 Indiana Fightin’ Brockys – Old Man Flower Parade Owl (4:00, ESPN)
Waaaahhhhh, the whole JV NFL calendar has to revolve around a Q4 sunset in a stupid SoCal suburb. But I will admit, having Bama and the Cignetti machine face off here? Kind of cool. But it still should be played in Bloomington this is such a DUMB way to handle a post-season.
6 Johnny Reb (+6.5) v. 3 Georgia – High Fructose Corn Syrup Owl (8:00, ESPN)
Perhaps the only matchup that will have a live wire crowd, as N’Awlins is within driving range of two fairly large and absolutely rabid fanbases. UGA has the “well-oiled killing machine” going, as they face off against the big spurned lover energy of the Rebs. The first matchup in Athens was pretty damned fun, so maybe plan to stay up late. OK, TRY to stay up late.
I’m drunk, but not drunk enough to say that.
Drove a couple hours to the hometown this morning and put a dollar bill on Pops LaCross’ gravesite. I’ll still honor our stupid Bears v. Niners standing bet until I’m in the dirt.
Sometimes I feel
https://youtu.be/FUvxRjYqjEQ?si=OCk1c6MGddMK2Gop
Please stop asking the Mississippi State players to speak in public.
“I’d like to thank my God, Baby Jesus, Ma, Pa, my sweet, pregnant bride, her lovely daughter, our baby boy, and of course, our pig, Piggy Sue.”
My only regret is that there wasn’t a near tackle and they didn’t put the stage back on the field while the last play was occurring.
What is a catch? What is a fumble?
WHAT IS THE END OF THE GAME?!
They really need to practice the last second, hail mary, lateral plays better. Its not just lateraling, you need to slowly advance the ball forward. Five yards here, eight yards there.
If you’re lateraling the ball at or behind the line of scrimmage, you’re not trying to win the game, you’re playing Monkey in the Middle.
I was so praying for a Georgia penalty there just to take the stage off the field for a fifth time. A stupid one, like two players with the same number.
I had my hopes with this officiating crew.
How much does the head ref have on Georgia?
Based on all of that: all of it. The house, a kidney and his first born.
This game is never ending
I thought no time goes off if the onside is recovered.