There’s More? It’s Another NFL Football Open Thread

There’s four games on this slate with two of them being interesting. And then there’s that one stinker. I’ll start with that one.

To The Games!

Jets/Broncos:

It’s Pity Watch Time! I imagine there are parts of the country that only get this abomination and I laugh. The best I can do is hope it’s places like Idaho or Alabama, spots that deserve this travesty. Hall has the reins off apparently so he should have a lovely outing vs a team with the worst run D in the league.

Bengals/Cards:

Cincy can’t go 1-4, can they? There’s just so much talent. (although Higgins is taking a knee for this tilt) Though here’s a troubling nuggetty pair of numbers: the Bengals are 31st in rush D and Arizona is second in rush yards per attempt at 5.3. That d-line has some work to do. Kudos to Dobbs-for playing competently and not following the tanking script to the letter. Though they only have the one win he’s looked just fine.

Eagles/Rams:

Will Philly get 400 yards of offense for the fourth game in a row and for the 14th time since the beginning of last year? What is Kupp’s snap count going to look like? Has he been rushed back? How will this affect Puka? (probably not much, I’m thinking) Will Stafford throw 3 TD’s thus doubling his output for the season? The Eagles secondary is the weakest link of the entire team in that they’ve given up 9 TD’s to date and the only teams that have given up more are Denver and Chicago.

Chiefs/Vikes:

There’s only one team that Patty hasn’t beaten and I bet you know which one it is now. Our favorite Kermit look-alike has only gone for 300 yards once this season but he should double that total vs a Minny team that is 21st in opposing team’s QBR. His counterpart across the field just keeps rambling on. Cousins has tossed a minimum of 2 TD’s every game and has 11 on the season. Maybe that’s why the over/under is sitting at 52.5

Do your thing.