Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year [in bed]
Song by Andy Williams

As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Tony Romo should be dumped into a cauldron of bubbling Gatorade.
jjfozz

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Sup braaahs.

I’m a surfer now.
blaxabbath

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I feel like the story in tonight’s post could be made into a fun horror/comedy film about a suburban mom who starts murdering bullies. Working title “Orange Slice”.

(the title somehow connects to an incident that’s related to the mom providing orange slices for the halftime of a kids’ soccer league game, and also how her VW bug kind of looks like an orange slice)
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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True to form, my mother has not spoken to me for 4 days. It’s been quite lovely.
jjfozz

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49ers are the boringest high scoring team.
blaxabbath

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Jim Tomsula looks like he farts in his hands and smells them when alone and that’s why I like him
Buddy Cole’s Halftime Show

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Highlight of the Raiders season was seeing DonT’s vibe after returning from the Raiders Gints game with Blax.
litre_cola

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Despite it not being propane, this grill has three working burners, if I use the aim n flame. So I’m warming it up for some maui marinated short ribs.

So if you hear about another fire breaking out in hawaii…
blaxabbath

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Gonna be a hella fun FF season!

In a draft that left fans scratching their heads, Bearsenschiesse Barons managed to secure a disappointing grade of D. Projected to finish in 10th place with a lackluster 6-9-0 record, it seems like their fantasy season might be more of a comedy than an epic saga. Despite snagging Rachaad White at a decent spot, the team’s hopes were dashed with the selection of Tua Tagovailoa way earlier than expected.

To add insult to injury, Bearsenschiesse Barons will have to navigate the 3rd toughest schedule out of 14 teams, with 2 key players on bye week 6. The decision to draft 3 players from the same team might either lead to a triumphant victory or a catastrophic collapse. With this lineup, Bearsenschiesse Barons might need a miracle to avoid being the punchline of the league’s jokes.

I’ve never wanted to launch a DDoS attack on Yahoo’s server farm until now.
LemonJello

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What actor is a major turn off for you to stop watching a show/movie?

I saw someone had answered “Lea Michele” and thought to myself “Lea’s feelings would be very hurt if she could read that.”
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Moving back towards Connecticut from Montreal with the speed of Benedict Arnold, (if you get that reference you also majored in history, and are a huge nerd), we’ve stopped in Burlington, VT to visit my son.

Went out to dinner with my son and his gf tonight, (hey, guess what, Dad picked up another check! Lawyers, amirite?), and I wore my Mike Liut replica Whalers jersey. Shout out to Royal Retros and Vietnamese sweatshops!

On the way out the guy taking ideas says something to the effect of “Hey, that’s a really cool shirt! What team is it?”

I explain the Whalers-Hurricane thing, then urge him to buy any Whalers jerseys from Royal Retros and not the NHL, because fuck Gary Bettman right in the face. Then one of his co-workers comes up and says “cool shirt, what team is that?” and right about then I realized that I need to start pricing nursing homes.
Horatio Cornblower

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Travis Hunter said Coach Prime’s style of coaching was preparing his players for the NFL. Guess he neglected to mention it was playing for the Panthers.
Redshirt

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(sees long chunk play given up by Colorado)

“Odd, that looks strangely familiar…”

TV: “Colorado’s new Defensive Coordinator was the Secondary Coach for the Cincinnati Bengals for the previous eight years.”

“…ah, now I get it.”
Redshirt

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No Rittenhouse jokes? For shame.
litre_cola

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It’s a little overcast this morning. Did you know that, over the ocean near Hawaii, rainfall averages between 25 and 30 inches a year. But the islands receive as much as 15 times that amount in some places and less than one third of it in others.

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This weekend is going to be such a shitshow on like 48 different levels.
WCS

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THIS OKLAHOMA TEAM, I CALL SAMSON AS THEY ARE BRINGING TEMPLE DOWN.
ArmedandHammered

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I’m overhearing Senorita Weaselo talking to her best friend and explaining to him the difference between constipation and menopause.

In fairness English isn’t his first language and he’s mixed up masochist and misogynist before. In public. Talking to someone who was not Senorita Weaselo. (Although that person is also as bright as a wet match in a cave, so of course she didn’t correct him.)
Senor Weaselo

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I gotta return today. Wrapping up some laundry then getting TFO.

They got a big Hawaii Independence scene here. If I can me locked in as “one of the good ones” I can guarantee you I will put my [to-date-kinda-effective] hating / productivity skills to that Cause.

I always thought I wanted a First Ammendment dispute with the federal government; I see now that I’m just looking for a war.
blaxabbath

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Once again, Penn State is imposing its will upon young boys.
Redshirt

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There is a local Trump Parade scheduled on September 7. Fortunately, my brakes won’t be replaced until September 9.
Redshirt

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i told mrs. fozz if you root for notre dame on saturday, you don’t have to attend mass on sunday

she didn’t believe me.

i’m still not going tomorrow
jjfozz

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There’s going to be an Aaron Hernandez movie on FX?

I hope the ending doesn’t leave us hanging.
LemonJello

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ah, the final free sunday of the year. an extra nap and one last day where my heart rate is below a certain point. the plan is to have no plan today. the air is not as warm as it once was.

football is nigh
fleshwound_NPG

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Cannot thank you enough for all the hard work you put into this column. I truly love going to this source for cooking guidance. I’ve mentioned before the obvious benefits of the ad-free experience for the blood-pressure, but it’s so much more than that. Your writing has a voice, your brother is a wonderful co-host, your photography throughout the cooking process is informative and enticing (That’s HARD TO DO! Who knows why, but it is difficult as hell to make food look tasty in pictures!), and your tone is always encouraging and adventurous. It’s why I make it a point to always read Sunday Gravy, even if the recipe isn’t in my personal taste wheelhouse. Whenever there’s a lack of household inspiration around meals (which happens often), or a suggestion comes out of left field, I can, more often than not, snap my fingers and say, “Wait! Yeah right had something on this…” Here’s to ten years! Cheers, brother! And have a great season!
Fronkenshteen

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Thank you Yeah Right for 10 sensational years. Been following since my KSK lurking days and have picked up so many great tips and wonderful recipes from your labor of love right here.

Bumper garden season this year. Giving tomatoes away which everyone says taste beyond delicious. The rest has all come in fine also. Seeing the first olives, it’s a late growing season this year so I hope for a good haul well into October.

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Found a funny:

*to the tune of Spider-Man theme song

Cybertruck, Cybertruck
Guy that drives is a stupid fuck
Thinks he’s cool but of course
He just went through a divorce

Watch out!
Here comes the Cybertruck
rockingdog

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