Round Two: Your Next NFL Football Thread

You and I both like these windows with four or more games so let’s indulge ourselves.

To The Games!

Jags/Eagles:

Rapoport is saying that BTJ for Jax is likely to go (early report) and I just had it confirmed on the Sirius fantasy football channel. Tis a mere chest contusion so what’s the big deal. (my dumb ass is currently lying on a couch) He’s badly needed though with Kirk gone. The wr to watch for is Brown who is averaging just under 20 yards a catch. He should do some damage given that the Jags give up about 271 yards through the air.

Bears/Cards:

The cockup last week aside (Tyrique is going to sit a spell at the beginning of the game, putz) Chicago has been playing lights out on the defensive side of the ball, not allowing anyone to score 22 or more points. Arizonny has enough talent on the offensive side but they are damn inconsistent so you never know what you’re going to get. The Bears have a proclivity for beating the hell out of bad teams (Panthers, Rams, Jags) so they should grab a W here.

Lions/Packers:

I can’t recall a time when an NFC North matchup at this juncture of the season was must-watch TV but here we are. You can pass on both these teams so we might just see some fireworks. As well, the combined turnover differential between the two is +17 so I’m expecting some big plays there. Love is a bit wonky so he’ll have to have his head on a swivel.

Rams/Seahawks:

Puka had some knee trouble late in the week but is good to go. Seattle has gone down that slippery slope and lost 4 of their last 5. The division can be had by anyone given the Niners lapse so this is an important tilt.

Do your thing.

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Unsurprised

Never put your hopes in a mentee of Mark Fucking Sanchez

Gumbygirl

What a wild ass game!

litre_cola

Sirianni should be fired

Unsurprised

Line Seahawks could t make it easy, could they?

Gatoraids

Joey Jaggin Off

litre_cola

Losing my mi d

King Hippo

Fatty Payton is almost restrained and humble by comparison. Sirianni has to be TRYING to get the sack.

King Hippo

oh my cats, Sirianni is insane

King Hippo

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!

Brick Meathook

I expected more live transmissions from that LAR-SEA game, from both sections.

See if you can take a photo of each other across the stadium.

Beerguyrob

He’s over there. You can’t miss him.

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Mr. Ayo

I FUCKING SEE HIM!

Unsurprised

I let you all down

litre_cola

Deci thought it was a catch. He wants my pain. So it’s a go

litre_cola

Getting text messages about Sirianni. HAVE YOU READ MY ARTICLES?!?!?!?!

No they haven’t, cept Hippo

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King Hippo

do you even LIFT bruh???

Game Time Decision

Will when you post them

fleshwound_NPG

(technical) SAFETY DANCE

Horatio Cornblower

OK, Yeah Right, consider the gauntlet thrown…

https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1853217118583488800

fleshwound_NPG

we nuked the wrong country in 1945

fleshwound_NPG

if i am caleb williams i am going full eli manning/john elway but do it midseason: demand a trade

or else join the bears qb graveyard, which awaits him

Horatio Cornblower

Seeing that replay I really don’t have any problem with Branch getting tossed. That’s a good way to kill someone.

Gatoraids

When you are 3-5 in fantasy and finally started Olave and AJ Brown together today in hopes of turning the fantasy season around

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

Unsurprised

Geo, the pizza roll-o

Horatio Cornblower

Fox Presents The Real Full Monty: Who Wants To See Cock!?

King Hippo

Is this National Ejection Day or some shit?

ThePirateSloth

Me when Zymms, Ayo, and Unsurprised like my seats

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King Hippo

I am pro-end zone like that. I sat similarly (but upper deck) for the first MNF in Black Panthers history. I traded two Dook/U*NC hoops tickets (a buddy got them for me) for the privilege.

King Hippo

Dark before 6p, there is NO FUCKING WAY Humps/Vikes can keep me awake later.

King Hippo

SUDDEN FUCK LION CHANGE

Redshirt

THE CHRISTMAS BOXES ARE DOWN FROM THE ATTIC! I say again: THE CHRISTMAS BOXES ARE DOWN FROM THE ATTIC! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

fleshwound_NPG

put matt eberflus into a wicker man

fleshwound_NPG

chicago: where all offense goes to die

latest victim: keenan allen

King Hippo

Wait, Allen Robinson is still in the league??

Horatio Cornblower

My FF team is about to find a way to lose to Brick’s team, and Brick apparently started 4 guys who didn’t play today.

The Kyler Murray/Marvin Harrison combo Yahoo was so proud of itself for has combined for a total of 3.5 points so far.

fleshwound_NPG

just wait, matt eberflus will save your ass next half

Horatio Cornblower

I’m counting on you, Matt; this team is clearly not gonna get to 3-6 on their own.

Brick Meathook

I have never been able to log into that thing because it says I’m not in the league, yet I have a team. A magical team that is not in last place.

King Hippo

is OPI the bestest BLEERGH? I say yes.

Unsurprised

OPI is bullshit

King Hippo

#Nemesis

Beerguyrob

They may draft a guy out of the stands to be snapper if he throws one more over Geno’s head.

Unsurprised

Couldn’t do worse on that one

King Hippo

LUBE UP, Detroit. The Shield is comin’ in dry!

fleshwound_NPG

DST so every late game now looks like a primetime game by late in the 2nd quarter

Unsurprised

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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ballsofsteelandfury

I love that it’s raining inside a domed stadium.

Unsurprised

God hates the Cowboys that much

Horatio Cornblower

Buddy, so do the fans.

King Hippo

Whatcha reckon Jerral will impose on BlueBunny as punishment detail THIS week?

Horatio Cornblower

I DON’T CARE WHERE YOU BURY THE BODIES, FATSO, YOU JUST GIT THEM HOOKERS OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

Gatoraids

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King Hippo

domed stadium in the DESERT

Bogdanski

Ugh, the sun god is gonna destroy my fantasy team and my real team

Gumbygirl

I’m trying not to look.

King Hippo

#MeToo

litre_cola

If you have read my previews the last few years, I have harped on drafting dbs, We did and they are as glorious as the tits in seinfeld.

Beerguyrob

There’s a corporate sponsor at the game called Monolithic Power Systems, which sounds like something out of a shitty video game or an Upton Sinclair or Aldous Huxley novel.

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Unsurprised

Come and top us off.

Beerguyrob

It appears I am in for an ugly afternoon.

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litre_cola

Wednesday

Gumbygirl

You’re there too?

ballsofsteelandfury

This Sunday, I call it the 90s, cause Seattle is the place to be!

litre_cola

Once u r in bgr’s world. I
Your night is over.

King Hippo

I hereby demand that the BotG crew try to get the RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! thing going in the ‘Truther stadium.

ballsofsteelandfury

My understanding is they are at a bar

litre_cola

go Birds.

spam knows

litre_cola

In no means is Spam an Eagles supporter but he knows.

Unsurprised

GIMME THE BALL. I COULD RUN THROUGH A GODDAMN BRICK WALL

Redshirt

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clint greasewood

New Call of Duty comes out and Kyler is back to being himself

Horatio Cornblower

I love Daylight Savings Time when I wake up the first few mornings and realize I have an extra hour to sleep. I hate DST when it gets dark at 4:30.

And I really hate DST when the dog and cat, who get fed at 5:30, start swarming me at what is now 4:15 and I have to explain the DST concept to them without fully understanding it myself.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah we just feed them five minutes later every day until we get to the new 5 p.m.

Horatio Cornblower

We do 10 minutes, but same strategy.

Gatoraids

Unleashed the Drake II : interception Boogaloo

fleshwound_NPG

tits win, victory tits!comment image

Redshirt

…and like that win, both are fake but still great.

fleshwound_NPG

she recently downgraded her tits and i do not blame her, do not wanna carry those titanic jugs for the rest of time

Redshirt

It’s like when a retired lineman starts eating like a normal person and rapidly loses weight.

Gatoraids

Tits gone off center

fleshwound_NPG

like i said last week, caleb williams on the bears is like prince on the sex pistols

litre_cola

That would be interesting

King Hippo

Hippo wants a Draw, yes we do.
Other Hippo demands DRAW, how ’bout you??

Redshirt

What happens if time runs out but the Patriots are still on their first drive?

Redshirt

Now I’ll never know.

King Hippo

Good question! I also wondered what would happen if the Tits took all 10 minutes on the FG drive. Technically, NE would never have had the opportunity to posess the ball AT ALL.