Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Well, well, well. We’re into the double digits now friends as week 10 is upon us. There doesn’t seem to be that much going on in the football world-it’s as though some ginormous calamity has overshadowed everything else. I’ll share a few things with you and then we’ll get into the usual.

-Have you ever heard a fox call for a mate and/or howl in heat? At 3am? Less than 15 yards from your back door? It sounds, by turns, like an adult in the middle of a lengthy torture session or a baby with a speech impediment crying for its mother. Of course our dogs went bananas and wifey was insisting there was a wounded person in our driveway. Good times.

-I’m near the end of the book Love Goes to Buildings on Fire: Five Years in New York That Changed Music Forever. It covers the mid-70’s so of course punk, New Wave and rap are covered but this author goes far beyond-classical, salsa, disco, whatever Laurie Anderson does and rock are referenced. It’s remarkably thorough and the interplay between the various personalities is fascinating. Highly recc’ed.

Minutiae:

-I spelled it right without looking for the first time!

-James Jones, the middling Packer wr that is now a talking head somewhere, accused Dak of quitting on his teammates by being sidelined with a hammy. It turns out that he suffered a partial avulsion which means that part of the tendon pulled away from the bone. (it hurt to type that) He’ll be gone for more than 4 weeks I’m guessing.

-Prison Girlfriend looks like a no-show for the game this week so we get to see what chunky Mac Jones has made of himself the last little while. Those of you with the Vikes D are in a good spot.

To The Game!

Bengals/Ravens:

-Burrow is coming off a 5 TD game and the last time he played Baltimore he tossed-you guessed it-5 TD’s.

-That said these two offenses are different animals. (Duh!) The Ravens have the largest percentage of plays that go for 10+ yards and the Bengals have the very least.

-Since Tee Higgins has gone down, the leading secondary receiver has been Mike Gesicki and his 173 yards and two TD’s over the last two games. Joe has a weird crush on tight ends-didn’t he turn Tanner Hudson into a thing last year for a few weeks?

-The Ravens D is a bit unfocused-they are 4th in sacks and yet they surrender the 7th-best passer rating.

-Tre’Davious White came on board via the trade deadline and were Ravens fans happy about solidifying their secondary? Nope, they wanted a pass rusher. Some people’s kids…

-Tight end Likely is out so Charlie Kolar is going to vulture your Andrews TD. Sorry about that.

Let’s not even think about the mandatory Panthers/Giants game Sunday morning.

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NotShogunButShogun

Sorry in advance, but given what my homeland has done, I need to vent. Poetically-ish (take that maga).

I know we’re all moving onward, accepting what’s to come.
But as I look around, I’ve no other feeling but bummed.
People blindly choosing against their interests,
Believing their life is better now as their head rests.
I had little faith in humanity, even when I aided the worst.
Now far too many somehow think they will come first.
When you’ve been down so long, anything seems like up.
Except you chose Jim Jones. Enjoy drinking from that cup.

My brown shirt size is medium. Much love to everyone here.

Gatoraids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_y84cSnzCk

7 years ago and back to this song, best i can do to console those around us knowing the worst is yet to come

Redshirt

Bengals deserved to lose, but those non-calls were something. BLEERGH must have had dinner reservations to make.

Unsurprised

I thought that trailer was a joke at first.

This fucking dogshit movie gets an IMAX release while Clint Eastwood’s latest was released on 50 screens for a week. Burn everything down.

Redshirt

I’m just glad Dr. Forrester was able to find a movie to release to the general public.

Senor Weaselo

Think of all the DEEP HURTING that’s about to happen!

Col. Duke LaCross

Sheeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttt

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wow

Doktor Zymm

holy moly

Mr. Ayo

Christ, what an asshole

Col. Duke LaCross

I’ve created a monster. She didn’t even like football before we started dating (her parents were both European immigrants so she grew up watching lesser footy) four years ago. But little by little I got her more into it. She took dead last her first year in our league then won the damn thing last year.

Gotta say, I’m a little turned on seeing her kick ass. Just wish it wasn’t my ass getting kicked.

Brick Meathook
TheRevanchist

Burrow needs an O line.

Redshirt

Burrow needs to call the plays.

Gumbygirl

Wow, I would have kicked there.

TheRevanchist

Same. The Bungles aren’t good enough to go for 2.

Redshirt

Ravens Offense was Super Saiyan and Bengals Defense couldn’t stop a leaf falling from a tree. If the Ravens win the OT Coin Toss, they win 41-35 F/OT.

ballsofsteelandfury

I was wondering if the kicker was injured or something. Why the fuck do you go for two with 30 seconds left? I mean, 4 seconds, I can understand if your team is gassed, but that was not the case.

Redshirt

Ravens scored 4 TDs in drives. Bengals had no faith in their defense.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s just sad.

Redshirt

If I’m Gesicki, I’m getting myself ejected going nuclear on a ref. If you gotta lose, go out in a blaze of glory.

Gatoraids

hes just happy to not be on the dolphins

fleshwound_NPG

69

Redshirt

Nice.

fleshwound_NPG

okay, THAT is the final BLEERGH

fleshwound_NPG

and it was a double BLEERGH!

Doktor Zymm

Seriously not playing for OT?

Sharkbait

Im going against LAMAR in a not vodka league. So my trend of getting fucked on Thursdays continues, but at least its not in that league

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fleshwound_NPG

ratbirds ratbirding at the very end forcing BLEERGH’s hand

Mr. Ayo

ShieldAssist™ pays off again!

Col. Duke LaCross

The Duchess LaCross is Jamarr Chasing me in our booze league tonight. Me having the LAMAR/ZayZay stack is making no difference.

fleshwound_NPG

one last BLEERGH

Redshirt

Live by the BLEERGH, die by the BLEERGH.

Beerguyrob

Naturally, I dropped Bateman from my fantasy team yesterday. This, and auto draft, are why I’m facing relegation.

fleshwound_NPG

ASS!

ballsofsteelandfury

WHERE??

Mr. Ayo

TRACTORCITO ASS!