TGIF! Have to make this a shorty today what with not having power since Tuesday and none expected until Saturday. But that’s a me problem, not a you problem, so we roll on!
Survival – Personal Edition
Let’s flash back to college and open some beer bottles (or near-beer or not-beer, whatever) without a bottle opener.
- Use another bottle. Hold the bottle to be opened upright, and the opening bottle upside down. Lock the midcap of the opener’s cap under the bottom edge of the openee’s cap. By using the midcap, the top cap won’t be opened. If you want to open both, then use the bottom edge of the opener’s cap. Use the opener bottle as a lever and press down until the openee’s cap pops off.
- Cigarette lighter. This was my go-to as a smoker back in the day. Grab the neck of the bottle with your non-dominant hand, and the lighter with your dominant hand. Wedge the bottom of the lighter under the bottom edge of the cap and position it over the middle knuckle of your index finger of your non-dominant hand. Your knuckle should be at the same height, or a bit higher, than the bottom edge of the cap. Use your dominant hand to press down on the top of the lighter to lever that cap off. Sometimes, you will need to repeat this. If so, use a different part of the bottle cap to pry on.
There’s more, but I’ll get to them another week when I have more time and power. Eat shit Puget Sound Energy!
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsNTNw2BEU
I get up to reach the Sun/Won’t take shit from anyone
One for Seamus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wzPE8wfjfw
Mrs. Horatio left date night (tomorrow) up to me and I’ve figured something out, but it’s going to involve a road trip. Will this song be played?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8
Signs point to Yes.
Aaaaaaaand I just remembered that my daughter’s in Maine for the weekend and we have a dog and cat and so much for being empty-nesters who can do whatever, whenever.
Hey, who wants to come over and feed the animals, then let them out tomorrow?
There’s a shiny new quarter in it for whoever says yes first!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS8SMFZV2Io
Lost Donner Dinner Party is a better name.
Damn it. I have to give credit where credit is due.
https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/1860005262696022159#m
Although the best part is all the TAWWMEEES taking it seriously
There’s choreography, and then there’s this. Absolutely insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q45yicposyI
Green hair is just fucking going for it.
That’s fucking great
They’re a great cover band, but their Halloween stuff is over the top terrific. Look ’em up; it’s well worth it.
Now in my 11th month of recruiting and hiring two new godforsaken souls to come work for me.
I like the new guy in department 2 just fine. He’s new but I like his dedication.
That second spot though, proving tough to fill.
Can’t we just get a full goddamn crew?
It seems like I am only allowed a year fully manned, then we endure another 18 months of being short staffed.
My rotation ends June 30, then it’s back to constantly playing fucking whack-a-mole with a different set of problems than the current set. Such is life.
That’s to say: I’m not —, but I’m willing to learn.
I feel bad that Sexy Friday was ever filled with dozens of comments of just softcore
I try to go retro, least I can do.
I go butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WvgGdivQzE
Well, some justice in the world… my caller tagged a vehicle that looked very recently damaged trying to drive… there’s a two-vehicle accident just up the street involving injuries.
Maybe we got the bastard.
Thank god you’re in the Alleghenies or I’d be 98% sure that was a future client of mine trying to drive away on two wheels.
I just watched “Bad Santa” to put me in the holiday spirit.
It really helped.
Hell yes!
Let’s get this thing rolling.
Happy Friday motherfuckers!
You all knew eventually we would get here
https://youtu.be/PrBUjXaRSUQ?si=XOe3rG59YL_CJrk1