This three game window is a mixed bag as they usually are-we’ve got a banger and then… Let’s take a look.
To The Games!
Rams/Saints:
Derek Carr is a sneaky fantasy play if you’ve got him. He had 18 points or more in the two games before the bye and this Rams D gives up the 8th-most passing yards to quarterbacks. The Rams are in that most enviable and unique of positions, sitting in last place, one game out of first. Shoutout to New Orleans new coach [does a Google] Darren Rizzi who has guided his team to two straight wins.
Bucs/Panthers:
Annnd here’s the lousy, non-descript game. [takes a deep breath] Anyway, kudos to those that drafted and then sat on Bucky Irving as long as you did because he now seems to be #1 in the pecking order. Hopefully this tilt has a bit more scoring than the last time these teams met-that final score was 9-0, Bucs.
Eagles/Ravens:
Any running back looking for an extension or a new contract this next offseason owes a debt of gratitude to King Henry and especially Saquon who have both put some juice into the argument that those that play the position are not interchangeable/disposable. This is the first game featuring rb’s that both have 1,300+ yards rushing since 2012 when Adrian Peterson and Arian Foster hooked up. (phrasing?) For a clue as to how the game might unfold I’ll throw some numbers at you and you can tell me which one doesn’t belong. Eagles offense: #3. Eagles defense: #1. Ravens offense: #1. Ravens defense: #24. (though their rush D is #2)
Have at it.
McCaffery ded?
Damn. Tough day gamblorin’.
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my dad was teaching my 4 year old the trump dance at thanksgiving so he sooo deserves this heapin helpin of good ole NaCl tonight
LOL, wut? Fucking nerds.
It’s weird to think Carolina was ever good.
LOL NFC SOUTH, FEEL THE MAGIC
reverse sigfreid and roy where the kitty gets its face eaten off
panthers fumbled to bucks driving with 5 mins left lawl kitties
New is reporting that Joe Biden has reversed course and is going to pardon Hunter Biden.
I hope Biden’s with it enough to respond “Because fuck you, that’s why” when asked why he changed his mind.
Uh oh, Biden pardoning Hunter might affect the election.
LOL BIDEN
buy salt stock NOW
Poor dirty birds
Who has two thumbs and picked the Bucs in a Survivor Pool this week?
I think you know.
SUDDEN CHANGE!!!!
FUCK AND YES!!!!
THIS MR. AYO, I CALL HIM HUNTER BIDEN BECAUSE HE JUST GOT PARDONED AT THE LAST SECOND!
Meow
Sirianni gives off serious douche-bro vibes, but 24-9 on the road is impressive.
most philly-esque coach possible, even wanted to fight the fans, and it is somehow working
Not all that far away on the road though, at least for this game and most division games
Also at least one of those games is in Dallas.
GRITTY TACKLE
nantz is gonna cum
we are in the era of assholes properly running the world so of course nick sirianni is gonna get a ring, isnt he
The AFC North is going to be won by a Russell Wilson led team because someone cursed Justin Tucker and no one explained to the Bengals that the circles on the Zone Coverage plays mean you’re supposed to cover that entire area and not the just the spot in the middle. We are in the Darkest Darkest Timeline.
pennsylvania failed to assassinate the president and is gonna get rewarded with an all keystone state superb owl
Cade Otton, you are dead to me. DEAD.
Okay, calm down. You starting to sound like my Prom Date.
I haven’t seen some get so upset about C. Otton since Jerry Jones was told he couldn’t use those letters in conjuction with the word “pickin'” anymore when referring to certain of his players who had displeased him.
I can see Justin Tucker holding up that Jets jersey already!
I’m seeing Tiger Stripes in his future.
Okay, this isn’t funny anymore, Machines. Turn Justin’s accuracy back to normal!
Man, you have to consider cutting Tucker at this point and bring in someone more accurate at long range kicks.
Someone like Thomas Partey.
cody parkey can at least hit an upright
Some girl named Eileen.
https://youtu.be/6BODDyZRF6A?si=sVm1nEHSUBoVfxXo
HISTORIC Yips
has to have a Grammatica laying around somwhere
Naw she ain’t here neither.
HAIL SHA’NKLOR
turbo washed
Never thought I would say this, but do you trust Tucker here if its 4th and makable?
every year the ravens find a new way to disappoint in january and this year they have been giving us a sneak preview all season long on how they are gonna do it
This year they’ll cut Tucker, another team will pick him up, and Tucker will beat them on a late 55-yard FG.
chiefs, because we live in hell
Not anymore.
lol jets
This is actually pretty cool.
https://twitter.com/chxnluh/status/1862973798393294902
Now back to reading about hypogonadism.
Ugh, lots of extra traffic on the drive home from the barn. Happy to be in my hammock chair!
Steelers’ Najee Harris says brief absence vs. Bengals was due to Thanksgiving dish upsetting his stomach – CBSSports.com
Najee Harris pulled a Lamar and went Super Saiyan Poo.
He had a great day, I guess he’s better when he’s gas powered!
That would help to explain some of the missed tackles.
no sidelines laundry hamper available ?
-Najeh Davenport
Oh. My. GOD.
https://twitter.com/UConnFootball/status/1863331009242309075
The Cum Bowl just gets dumber and dumber and god I love it so.
Come on, spit it out.
Don’t keep us waiting, finish it
Justin Tucket is COOKWASHED
Justin Tucker is COOKED.
So Justin Tucker is washed, right?
SHAN’KLOR will never be full!
all tuckered out
Looks like the Rams Saints game is stuck. Somebody whack it on the side like an old plastic television until it works right again.
a feature of most games featuring nfc south dreg
https://ibb.co/jG6LKQh
Fell’s Point, Baltimore Inner Harbor
That red Arsenal flag is now missing. Where could it be?
Pleased to report it is neatly folded and in a safe place, if somewhat faded.
Allegedly.
Go Birds!
No, the other ones.
Afternoon, all. Finally bought my first new MacBook in fourteen years… it’s finally up and running and fully operational. Tree is decorated, laundry is done, and lessons are planned.
Nothing left to do but drink away losing to the fucking Colts.
DOINK!
Holy shit this is not an easy sport if you’re a fan.
10-2
SKOL motherfuckers!
Well CBS gets a hat tip from me for closing out the early games in style (went from Chargers-Falcons to Patriots-Colts to Steelers-Bengals) but I think that’s enough football for me for now. Gonna go take a bath in epsom salts and read my booky-wook.
Arlington VA, Reston VA, Reston VA, London UK, Montreal, Arlington, Montreal, Ashburn VA, Torrance CA, my company logo I designed
https://ibb.co/dcVrtWV
Which one of these photographs contain a traffic light?
-DFO testing out CAPTCHA
Are you a bot?
So the Jets can just cut Qaaron now, right? Only seems fair.
They can release him too if they want.
As I said last night, there will be no more releasing!
“I’ll tell you the same thing my lawyers told [Palm Beach County] Judge Leonard Hanser: you’re not the boss of me!” – Robert Kraft
instead of mandatory return to office they are going to implement vaccine mandates again
Charm City!
I’m flying in to Baltimore at 11 PM this Wednesday, and to get from there to DC at that hour is less than ideal. I’m looking at every single possibility, balancing cost vs convenience (and I fly first class and like creature comforts) and I might as well wait at the airport for the 6 AM train, and there are no lounges at BWI.
I’m even thinking of getting a motel room nearby and going full tWBS.
Uber/lyft isn’t bad from bwi
$90
Usually cheaper if you don’t book ahead
That Bengals defender’s failure to set the edge was absolutely inexcusable. HE HAD ONE JOB.
Don’t be too hard on him. Seeing how the defense has played all season, I’d be shocked if any of his coaches has spent an hour collectively with him.
This is Graham Cracker. He is trying to eat my phone.
He sounds tasty!
I just got a new phone, do you want me to ship my old one to you and you can give it to him as a Christmas treat?
I want S’more pics of him/he/it/them/they/banana.
Please let the Jags come back and win this in some miraculous manner.
Fuck! Oh well. Need to see how the NFL and the team handle that asshole.
I’m sure they’ll somehow make Janay Rice apologize.
we live in a hellish timeline. started at the turn of the century. lost all the money in 2008. got worse in the mid 2010s. became a super hell timeline in 2020…
but at THAT point, fate tossed us a nickel: the new england patriots began eating all the shit and are far from stopping
Okay, what offers does anyone have for me to either root for or against a team? I’m accepting all forms of currency.
How many Big Turks to pull for the Ravens AND the Eagles?
Hmm… Is Donovan McNabb still available?
maybe in a reliquary
What will it cost to root for the Qards?