Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Hate Week Libations

Why hello there, and welcome to Hate Week Friday.

Where oh where to begin? There is so much to hate on right now, almost too much actually. It’s rather exhausting to be honest. Instead, I’m choosing to focus my time and energy on the positives going on, at least for this morning. We’ve booked a kick ass vacation in August that I am absolutely looking forward to. On top of that, we’ve got some home improvement projects in the works right now that are either A) overdue, B) massive upgrades, or C) sometimes both. So I’ve got those going for me, which is nice. Another thing going for me is the reappearance of orgeat into my bar! Well, fridge technically since it needs to be kept cold but whatever. I met up with my bartender friend recently at a videogame night another friend was hosting and he graciously brought me over some from his bar. Of course I needed to use it this week, and I found a great sounding and easy looking cocktail to utilize it in: The Army Navy. It’s got gin, lemon juice, bitters and orgeat. How easy is that? I bet it tastes great:

2 oz gin
.75 oz lemon juice
.5 oz orgeat syrup
1 dash Angostura bitters

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker and fill it three quarters full with ice. Shake until chilled, then strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a lemon twist, and edible flowers if desired.

No flower. It’s fucking winter.

The aroma leads with the unmistakable scent of Angostura bitters. Going back in for another round I can pick up more of the lemon cutting through, which I rather enjoy.

Oh this is fantastic. It starts out sour from the lemon, and right when you start to feel it on the back of your palate, the sour intensity is reigned back in by the other ingredients. Mainly by the orgeat I’m guessing. I say that because the London dry gin called for here is rather subdued, and it works out really well. Strong gin could really overpower this, and while I wouldn’t necessarily call this a light drinker, it’s definitely well balanced and could easily be thrown off. Anyway, while the palate gabbing sourness is quickly wiped out, the lemon flavor itself comes back at the end. It certainly isn’t a bad thing, just a touch unexpected. Thankfully it doesn’t hang around very long and almost as soon as you’re done any lingering flavors clear the palate to ready yourself for another sip. The bitters gets a bit lost in the profile, but in this application, I don’t exactly think it’s supposed to be anything discernable. It works it’s magic in the background, helping maintain balance

This was excellent, and a good way to use up some orgeat. The last time I got some of orgeat from my friend I wasn’t able to finish it before it expired. Unfortunately, I didn’t know about this excellent drink or else I would have used it in this as a way to not waste the syrup. Knowing this exists, I’ll be making these if I need to finish the orgeat before it expires again.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Beerguyrob

I am happy to see you also went for specific versus broad hate. Makes life easier.

Also, that looks like a tasty beverage. Methinks I’ll prepare one tonight.

blaxabbath

It is with endearment that I say BGR is the most hatefilled man I know.

Redshirt

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BeefReeferLives

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blaxabbath

At what abv?

blaxabbath

Look, fellow waiting area lady, wearing uggs doesn’t make your wolf ankles look any less hairy or dry or cracky.

But give me a call when you clean yourself up.

2Pack

Sure thing sailor…

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Horatio Cornblower

SPF 5000.

SonOfSpam

Also the bra size

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That actress should have gotten more work. She was exquisite.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, I just looked up her IMDB page and it appears that she got plenty of work. But more of that work should have been in a bikini.

BugEyedBoo

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Hang on a second there, Pancho. What gate did you say you were at?”

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BeefReeferLives

“My bro might like the tootsies, but a nice pair of wolf ankles?

AAR AAR AAAAARRROOOOOOOOOO!”

Game Time Decision

I soooo expected that the hate week drink would just be Malort

Game Time Decision

LIES
Thought one of the DFO by-laws was to have Marlot on hand at all times

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You misspelled “Harlot”.

King Hippo

REEL TALK – I have never upgraded from FM20, because starting my “career” over would likely represent a psychotic break for Hippo.

Just set my lineup for 2287 Salford Hoodrats Shield (f/k/a Community Shield) against Team Knifey.

SonOfSpam

Let us know what year the meteor hits. I’ll try to look surprised.

King Hippo

WIll do. And the fixture now played, 2-nil to the good. Muthafucka, was they ever a doubt???

SonOfSpam

So, in this game, do you actually play, like the live game, or do you just set up your team and it autoplays?

King Hippo

I set the formation, make the subs and can periodically yell at them. But I don’t control the action, no.

Redshirt

Who won the next four World Wars?

LemonJello

Blackwater, Triple Canopy, Halliburton, KBR…

Northrop Grumman, Boeing, Raytheon, BAE Systems, Bell Textron…

Redshirt

DFO Clubhouse after Football Manager accidentally Auto-Updates (Artistic Interpretation)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NGQYaWEYEc&pp=ygUaMTIgeWVhciBvbGQgZGVzdHJveXMgaG91c2U%3D