CFL Beat: Week 15

September may honestly be the perfect month. With the back-to-school routine now established and with football Sundays in session, I can also now fill out my Fridays and Saturdays perfectly. Some people tell me the weekend weather is beautiful, but as all good football fans know, I have no idea if that’s actually true or not. All I know is my TV speakers are finally hooked up after years of collecting dust in the basement, the new pullout couch is in place, and I am ready to rock and roll. Considering how likely I am to be nap-trapped in the near future, I figure I might as well be comfy while it’s going on.

In league news this week:

  • The Toronto Argonauts’ parent company, Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment, announced a joint partnership with the Buffalo Bills in order to better promote the game of football as a whole across the greater Southern Ontario region. While details are thin, this apparently means that the Argos and Bills will collaborate on youth football camp opportunities, will have a Bills-themed home game against Hamilton in October, will sell joint merch, and will also have MLSE properties promoting the Bills as a whole. I don’t really know what this means a whole; it feels strange, weird and vaguely insulting all at the same time. There’s no doubt that Canadians care about the NFL, and that it’s bigger than the CFL in many places across the country; but this feels like something that’s shoving aside the unique history of Canadian football and replacing it with something foreign. The last time Toronto hosted Bills games back in the 2000s at Rogers Centre (when it was still a multipurpose venue, rather than the baseball-specific stadium it’s become), they didn’t even sell out. Colour me skeptical.
  • BC is bringing back two-time All-CFL DB TJ Lee, who was released by the team earlier this year. At 34, he’s getting up there in age, but the Lions need solutions in their secondary, and there’s no doubt the current crop was not getting the job done. Hopefully this pans out for them as they fight like mad to stay in the playoff hunt.
  • Stampeders DL Folarin Orimolade is out for the season with a torn Achilles, suffered last week against Edmonton; a key piece of the D-line, he won a Grey Cup last year with the Argos and was a CFL East Division all-star nominee in 2023.

Onto the games!

WEEK 14 RECAPS

BC 33 vs. Ottawa 34: Another epic Crumback for the Ottawa REDBLACKS. Down and out once again, the backup QB led the charge for Ottawa to roar back in the fourth quarter and steal a win from the Lions at the gun. Crum had the game of his life, with 301 pass yards, a TD, 69 rushing yards and two majors on the ground. Most importantly, the REDBLACKS outscored the Lions 18-6 in the final frame, walking away with the W after Crum found Eugene Lewis in the end zone for the game-tying score with just 17 seconds left, followed by Lewis Ward kicking the winning XP. This huge victory sets up an excellent rematch this week…

PICK: BC

RESULT: Ottawa

Hamilton 26 vs. Montreal 9: With Montreal’s QBs still all banged up, the Hamilton run game took over and led the way for the Tiger-Cats to pad their lead on the rest of the East Division. Greg Bell had 156 yards on 20 attempts, while QB Bo Levi Mitchell even joined in the party by scoring his first rushing major in a decade. The defence similarly did their part, preventing any TDs by the Alouettes while also forcing three turnovers in the game. The Als really couldn’t get anything going at all; James Morgan had just 55 passing yards going into the fourth quarter, and finished the game with just 138 on the night.

PICK: Hamilton

RESULT: Hamilton

Saskatchewan 21 vs. Winnipeg 13: The Riders swept the home-and-home with their archrivals, and walked away with their first Banjo Bowl victory since 2018. While Winnipeg’s  D limited the high-octane Riders offence to just one TD, a rushing score by AJ Ouellette, they also gave up five field goals, and similarly, the Bomber offence couldn’t get much going again. Zach Collaros was once again injured and forced to leave the game, after getting absolutely rocked on a late hit by CJ Reavis; the concussions have really piled up for him as of recent, and many people, including myself, are worried about his long-term health and wellness. Longtime CFL pundit Milt Stegall, a former Blue Bomber himself, was bold enough to say that he felt Collaros “should never play football again” after this latest concussion.

PICK: Saskatchewan

RESULT: Saskatchewan

Calgary 19 vs. Edmonton 31: The Elks got their revenge after being defeated a week prior in the Labour Day Classic in Calgary. Thanks to Justin Rankin, Edmonton’s offence was in a groove all day; the Elks’ star rusher set a career high with 204 rush yards on 16 carries, to go with two TDs as well. Despite being undermanned, the D did not give up a single passing TD, held Stamps’ QB Vernon Adams, Jr. to a 52% completion percentage, and also racked up four sacks. The score was actually much closer than it looked – Calgary had an early lead before things began to see-saw back and forth; Edmonton would only blow the lead open in the fourth quarter once Cody Fajardo found WR Kaion Julien-Grant for the score that sealed the Stamps’ fate.

PICK: Calgary

RESULT: Edmonton

BYE: Toronto (4-8)

WEEK 15 PREVIEWS

Winnipeg (6-6) vs. Hamilton (7-5), Friday, September 12th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): Looks like Zach Collaros is out again. If this was going to be the year that someone was going to knock the Bombers off the throne of the West Division, it’s looking more and more likely with each passing week and each subsequent injury to the Winnipeg vets. Winnipeg may yet make the playoffs still, somehow, but I think Father Time has caught up to them at last. The Ti-Cats, meanwhile, continue to surprise; unclear if Bo Levi Mitchell will sign an extension with Hamilton after this final year of his deal is up, but he’s been playing some damn fine football once again this year and will the true X-factor in any Hamilton playoff run this season.

PICK: Hamilton

Ottawa (4-8) vs. BC (5-7), Friday, September 12th, 10:00 PM EDT (TSN, CBSSN, CFL+): After last week’s stunning victory, the REDBLACKS will feel good, but will also be hard-pressed to repeat those same heroics twice in a row. One thing about Ottawa this year: they’re terrible at playing with the lead. It seems like it’s hardly ever happened. Trailing can be a good motivator to push late, but I find it difficult to believe that it’s a solution for sustainable long-term success as a franchise. The Lions, meanwhile, need to do some soul-searching on defence; the addition of some longtime vets will hopefully help matters because right now the secondary is leaking like an Atlantic convoy after a U-boat attack.

PICK: BC

Edmonton (5-7) vs. Toronto (4-8), Saturday, September 14th, 3:00 PM EDT (TSN, CTV, CFL+): The Elks can run the ball – we’ve known this for a while. Justin Rankin is clearly a special player. This is definitely a better team than years past, but the league has so much parity to it that it means they’re still in tough for a playoff spot this year. I was impressed with how Edmonton’s D played last week, even with missing some key guys, and think they do have a chance this week, but I must also give credit to how Nick Arbuckle has focused on cleaning up his game in the last month of the season; the Argos’ passing attack is excellent and may end up being their saving grace. If only they could clean up their special teams in the same manner…

PICK: Toronto

Montreal (5-7) vs. Saskatchewan (10-2), Saturday, September 14th, 7:00 PM EDT (TSN, CFL+): McLeod Bethel-Thompson has been activated off the six-game injured list, and while I still think he’s washed as a CFL quarterback, he’s likely still a better option than what James Morgan has shown over the past few weeks. Montreal needs to get back to full strength if they want to turn this season around; it has truly been an injured list from hell from them. Credit to the D for not caving even when they get no points support from the O; but they’re going to be in extremely, extremely tough this week as road dogs in Regina.

PICK: Saskatchewan

BYE: Calgary (8-4)

STANDINGS AND STATS

East Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Hamilton 12 7 5 359 327
Montreal 12 5 7 259 303
Toronto 12 4 8 364 387
Ottawa 12 4 8 306 349

West Division Standings

Team Games Wins Losses Points For Points Against
Saskatchewan 12 10 2 332 258
Calgary 12 8 4 320 245
Winnipeg 12 6 6 316 320
BC 12 5 7 340 358
Edmonton 12 5 7 279 328

Passing Yards

  1. Arbuckle, TOR – 3828
  2. Mitchell, HAM – 3653
  3. Rourke, BC – 3296

Passing TDs

  1. Mitchell, HAM – 24
  2. Arbuckle, TOR – 23
  3. Rourke, BC – 19

Rushing Yards

  1. Butler, BC – 945
  2. Mills, CGY – 882
  3. Ouellette, SSK – 852

Receiving Yards

  1. Hatcher, BC – 1073
  2. Lawler, HAM – 1047
  3. Johnson, SSK – 908

Defensive Tackles

  1. Awe, BC – 94
  2. Jones, WPG – 80
  3. Roberts, CGY – 74

Sacks

  1. Adeyemi-Berglund, MTL  – 8
  2. Chatfield, TOR – 7
  3. Hutchings, CGY – 7

Interceptions

  1. Campbell, SSK  – 6
  2. Greene, CGY – 4
  3. McFadden, TOR – 4

Field Goals

  1. Maltos, MTL – 37
  2. Hajrullahu, TOR – 34
  3. Castillo, WPG – 31

PICK POOL

Only two people at .500 or better from last week: myself and Don T. High fives, my friend.

Remember to submit your picks here! https://www.pooltracker.com/join.asp?poolid=243178

Rank Total Points Weekly Score Win Percentage
Mr. Ayo 34 1-3 62.96%
SonOfSpam 31 1-3 57.41%
GA Russell 30 1-3 55.56%
Gumbygirl 29 1-3 53.70%
Don T 28 3-1 51.85%
BC Dick 28 1-3 51.85%
The Maestro 28 2-2 51.85%
litre_cola 27 1-3 54.00%
Game Time Decision 22 1-3 40.74%
Horatio Cornblower 22 1-3 40.74%
Ballsofsteelandfury 18 0-4 33.33%

Enjoy the games, everyone.

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blaxabbath

I imagine waiting in Scottsdale for AF2 to arrive with JD Vance parading victory over his top political threat — a very clear symbol to the sycophants and loyalists who operate MAGA of what will happen to anyone who dares challenge him for #2 — is like waiting for the plane to arrive after your football team flew to an exhibition game in Utah and everyone got shot in the throat so your conference rivals are like, “The Committee can’t hold this against our teams though, right?!” while your entire fan base is like, “We will find this guy who killed all our players” but they already thought they found the guy twice and so, at this point, I’m expecting a Sharpie to carry a lot of the investigatory work moving forward.

So anyways — just a real treat getting to be the place they’re going to try and make a martyr of this guy.

Especially considering Phoenix is three hours from Mexico. And this porous-ass border might let anyone out of the US jurisdiction before the one’s wife has even had a change to present her widowed-self for Mr Trump.

And may everyday be another wonderful secret.

Gatoraids

Right wing influencer stole the blood covered Kirk merch to sell on ebay and taint the crime scene after cutting a self promo seconds after

https://bsky.app/profile/airbagged.bsky.social/post/3lylhzal6ys2z

fleshwound_NPG

hope i live long enough to see a day where “influencers” no longer matter and have to go back to work bullshit jobs like the rest of us and stop being fuckin annoying and useless

(at least in this particular case, tho…LMFAO)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Me, when asked if I would have preferred for it to be a mass shooting (artist’s conception):

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Horatio Cornblower

You need 4 people hit for it to qualify it as a mass shooting event.

So I would have been OK with 2. And having now seen this video I’d frankly be OK if it had been 1, and a different 1 at that.

Doktor Zymm

Ugh, I hate this timeline

I feel very Grampa Simpson, but it really was better back in my day

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Horatio Cornblower

Well, it’ll help until we invade Brazil on Saturday.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They’ll probably include vacating the Chiefs loss as an extra-special FUCK YOU to me personally.

WCS

https://photos.app.goo.gl/GizT1ZQoWBnxr5KD6

Testing… testing… 1, 2, 3, is this thing working?

Redshirt

I told you we should’ve trademarked the website name!

Redshirt
Horatio Cornblower

Representing yourself in your trial for attempting to assassinate the President seems like insanity per se.

blaxabbath

In front of the Judge Aileen?

Does this nation have like eight judges?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m not sure I’d leap to “stroke” when “he’s just an asshole who would absolutely fall asleep as any kind of ceremony not directly and wholly related to him and him alone” but hey, fingers crossed!

https://bsky.app/profile/usapolling.bsky.social/post/3lyl4novahs2b

LemonJello

“Yer dammed right he did!”

-Laura Loomer, flexing her strong hand

Redshirt

You misspelled “Little Marco”.

Redshirt

With his face already sagging and his skin as smooth as asphalt, how can you tell?

fleshwound_NPG

or…is having one

blaxabbath

Go to the light, Donald. It’ll be warm. Like being greeted by an old friend.

The old friend is Jeffrey Epstein.

NotShogunButShogun

How can you whitewash someone who was already uberwhite? That’s ancient Chinese secret territory there.

Horatio Cornblower

Actual question from MSNBC anchor: “How has Stage 4 throat cancer changed your life”

Doktor Zymm

That’s right up there with “how are you feeling?” to a parent on the scene of a school shooting

Redshirt

“My 401K and investments didn’t seem that important anymore.”

Horatio Cornblower

I am watching MSNBC and growing increasingly enraged.

Ellen DeGeneres has a skin care line!?!? What the fuck?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Man, I could have used some of that.” – Anne Heche,

/Jesus, Rikki, what happened in Utah yesterday has taken you to a very dark place indeed

Horatio Cornblower

Holy shit.

I forgot all about poor Anne.

Horatio Cornblower

Trump is going to be at Yankees Stadium today in an effort to make 9/11 all about him.

I hope the Tigers beat the Yankees by 15 runs and that the home crowd boos Trump unmercifully.

LemonJello

It’s worth a shot.

Horatio Cornblower

There it is.

SonOfSpam

I’m not saying it’s consequence-free, but odds of getting caught are much lower than they were when the FBI was woke.

Horatio Cornblower

Are you telling me that an FBI led by this man is anything but top-notch?

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LemonJello

Did the T. Ocellus from Alien: Earth take over him?

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Gatoraids

to Ocellus is too competent

SonOfSpam

One side of his face was drooping today while he was falling asleep at a 9/11 memorial. If he doesn’t show at Yankee Stadium, it’s stroke time.

Horatio Cornblower

/taps watch

Your time to shine, cholesterol.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said 9/11 I thought you were talking about Charlie Kirk’s blood pressure reading at about 12:25 p.m. yesterday afternoon.

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SonOfSpam

/chortling, was unaware I knew how to chortle

Horatio Cornblower

You know who can’t chortle any more?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ashli Babbitt?

SonOfSpam

Those two can gurgle but not chortle

Senor Weaselo

Which wouldn’t change that much from this series.

blaxabbath

Is Rudy joining?

And whipping out his penis whenever a pretty girl comes halfway near him?

Redshirt

The Hamburgler has gone too far!

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LemonJello

After what Grimace did in that bathroom stall, there were only two options:

1) Nuke the site from orbit

b) Declare a Superfund site and demolish the whole building

Horatio Cornblower

They tore one down near me as well. There’s some sort of corporate redesign going on.

Personally I hope they bring back the Golden Arches. Not that I’m going to eat there, I just like looking at them as I drive by them on my way to a good restaurant.

(Applebees)

LemonJello

“OH! OH HEY ERRYBODY! LOOK AT MR. MONEYBAGS OVER HERE! HE’S GOT SEX DWARF AND APPLEBEES MONEY!!!!!!1!!!”

Braggart.

Horatio Cornblower

I literally had to spit hot chocolate out after reading this, you asshole.

Gumbygirl

There was a Waffle House near us in Birmingham that was so gross they knocked it down and built another one on the site rather than clean it.

BeefReeferLives

I find that completely believable, because Waffle House.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Waffle House” sounds like it would be a timeshare that both Eli Manning *and* Andy Reid would invest in.

Doktor Zymm

Did they burn the rubble? And did it smell like rat and bacon?

Horatio Cornblower

I could not be doing any worse at this if I made my picks blindfolded and throwing darts at a moving target.

Perhaps I should watch a few games in this so-called “CFL”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[shakes their head at your lack of professionalism] – Utah shooter

Gumbygirl

I can’t believe I’m still over 50%.

Don T

High five, Daddy-O!

blaxabbath

Canadians: “Go away. We sont like you Americans!”

American Billionaires: “You could not possibly be talking about us!”

Horatio Cornblower

“Why, we’re downright endearing!”

WCS

The biggest, most pressing question: how will the new Argos-Bills collaboration impact the Leafs’ Cup chances for the next three or four seasons?