Plans, Shlans – Sunday Etc. Etc.

Good evening. The schedule for today was simple: some administrative work, then lunch with Madre and then dog-sitting the bitch on the banner.

How vah, the dog sitting turned into a slumbering journey, which started in the couch and ended in bed. It was long and glorious nap. Anyway,

NFL MEWS

It’s not even June. Dammit.

SPROTS TO MIGHT

All times Central.

GRANDES LIGAS

Doyers (Knack) @ Mets (Senga) – 6:00

NBA EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

Knicks @ Pacers (lead 2-0) : 7:00

For those who commemorate:

I think Starks is the most famous inconsistent performer I’ve seen. An All-Timer during, oh… Let’s say the 48 games in his career when he got hella hot.

BTW, the dunk was in Game 2; Bulls won that series in 6 games. But IN YOUR FACE amirite? What a colossably inconsequential milestone.

Yeah I’m cranky AND sleepy.

TOP FLIGHT FÚTBOL

Today is the last day of the club fútbol season. Jesucristo señorrrrr we’re entering Absolute Void.

Bolivia

 Guabirá v. Oriente Petrolero – 6:30

Brasil

Fortaleza v. Cruzeiro – 6:30

Chile

Deportes Iquique v. Unión La Calera – 7:00

Costa Rica

Alajuelense v. Hereditano – 6:00

Ecuador

 El Nacional v. Emelec – 6:00

Honduras

 FINAL – 2nd Leg

Olimpia v. Real España

Olimpia won 2-1 on the first leg.

Perú

Deportivo Garcilaso v. Juan Pablo II – 6:00

Secsi Mexi

 FINAL – 2nd Leg

Toluca v. América – 8:00

The winner will be the champion of the 2025 Clausura, the second part of the 2024-2025 fútbol season, which is played as a separate tournament. América won the Apertura this season, and the first leg of this final ended 0-0. So this is a Trü Final, as the announcers will surely state repeatedly.

U.S.A.

NWSL

San Diego Wave v. North Carolina Courage – 9:00

MLS

Atlanta United v. FC Cincinnati – 6:00

FINALLY,

I had never seen this video before this week. I share it with you now.

Fucking brilliant.