I’ll get to Hogan/Bollea in a bit but this here is a football blog and and there’s some obligatory-ness that must be attended to.
Notes:
The Hiring Cycle is a Snake Eating its Tail:
Nathaniel Hackett, he of the egregious coaching tenure in Denver and then the OC of the Jets for two seasons, has been hired by the Packers as a consultant for the defense. He shoulda asked Matt Patricia how that worked out for the latter on the Pats. Once again, once you’re in the clan of NFL coaches, you can’t fail, you can only be failed by your team or unit-that’s the way it works.
Worst WR Room or Worstest?:
I’ll give you two choices. First up are the Pats: their star is DeMario Douglas, who led the unit with three TD’s! Others along for the ride are Kayshon Boutte, Ja’Lynn Polk, Kendrick Bourne and Javon Somebody. This group is so weak that many project third round rookie Kyle Williams to lead the team in most categories. And then there’s the Panthers-among the sub-standard dudes inhibiting the progress of Bryce Young is the ancient/ageless Adam Thielen, rook Tet McMillan, last year’s rook Xavier Legette, UDFA Jalen Coker and back-from-the-dead Hunter Renfrow. As a Giants fan (and Don T went thru this as well) it defies belief that a team chooses to devote so little attention/assets to that unit when it is so easy to pass these days.
Is it Really a Battle Though?”
In his first training camp foray Anthony Richardson was 4 of 11. His competition Danny Dimes went 6 of 8 (were any of the passes 5 yards beyond the line of scrimmage though?) with an INT. Did anyone tell GM Chris Ballard that there is new non-overly medicated ownership in place and that he is sitting on the hottest of stools?
Hulk Hogan/Bollea:
-If there was anyone more responsible for making Jim McMahon a billionaire I’d like to hear about it. I mean, there was that small matter of Terry undermining Jesse Ventura’s efforts to start a wrestlers union, therefore keeping salaries artificially low. His natural cartoonish charisma and McMahon’s acumen in the 80’s created an entertainment juggernaut. Was Hogan’s pay even remotely commensurate to the profits accrued? Nope. He was a tool. There’s also that N-word tirade left on his daughter’s message machine. What a tool. There was also that Deadspin court case funded by Peter Thiel. He was the tool whereby Thiel got revenge on Gawker for outing him. He was clueless about being filmed having sex. What a tool. I might be going out on a limb here but perhaps his ridiculous steroid use caused his life to end early. What a tool.
Do your thing.
Tertullian was a messed up Church dude, but he did have this great and relevant quote:
Tertullian: ‘He who lives only to benefit himself confers on the world a benefit when he dies.’
I was hoping PC Principal was going to pull an R. Budd Dwyer, but pulling out a Bible was a million times funnier.
BTW, two random things:
Children of Men nailed it, dead on balls accurate, that people would treat their pets as children when they couldn’t/wouldn’t have children anymore. And that certainly isn’t colored by me wandering around my shithole town that is slowly shuttering every other store in a two mile radius from my home.
The other thing is that Her is a horror movie. I didn’t realize (because I’m dumb) why some people thought Teddy was on the roof at the end because he wanted to/was going to jump, but if that happened now all these losers would absolutely paint the streets or their moms’ houses.
The Trump stuff is lazy. Especially when the only thing more sexless than Trump is an amoeba.
CBS’s cowardice is so notorious there’s literally a movie about their execs’ spinelessness (The Insider. Great movie. A Michael Mann hidden gem.), but let’s not pretend like the media wasn’t at least if not more submissive to the president IRL from 2001-06.
Nah, she’ll get a pardon and then be on Fox News daily to praise Trump and declare his innocence.
That is much likelier.
Still, “-next week or so” 😆 😅😚👌🏼
Her father was a James Bond villain, for fuck’s sake. (Robert Maxwell was the basis for Jonathan Pryce’s character in Tomorrow Never Dies, not Rupert Murdoch, down to the official cause of death M made up at the end. What I just found out last week was that Israel sent more ex-PMs to his funeral than commandos to kill him on that boat.)
About weak WR rooms: last coupla years, I this 👉🏼👈🏼 close to buying a TEN Nick Westbtook-Ikhine jersey. Then again, why drink lemonade.
X-Files was wild!
Lmao! 👽
I’m rewatching Supernatural from the beginning and they have the same kind of phones.
!
THE SMOKING MAN’S IN THIS ONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg
I am not kidding he’s playing a college professor.
Woo hoo synchronicity!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si5CSpUCDGY
Matt and Trey from the top rope (wildly NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04
I just watched the entire episode. Holy shit that was excellent
[1 of 50]
Oh hell yes! Fuck Hulk Hogan, good riddance. AND fuck Donald Trump with his own tiny dick and the Hulksters ‘roid balls.
I am full of delicious food and wine. I somehow walked home but no idea how because moving hard. I think maybe all the mass in my stomach just gently kept me stable and propelled me forward
Like the boulder in Raiders
Big meeting today. I hate big meetings on a Friday afternoon. Can’t you get this shit together by Thursday for cryin out loud?
As an employee, I always tried to book out of office meetings for Fridays at 1:00 PM. And I relished every time I said to everyone in the office at 11 AM “I’m going to lunch. Have a good weekend.”
/ Jots down note
This got me to watch the series again. It’s a shame the series stops dead in its tracks the moment Kristen Schaal begins appearing as a page in late season 6 or early 7.
https://twitter.com/FedeArielS/status/1945159500043854199
Hahaha Celebrity Homonym is Rockinggg!!!
In other Beerguy news, the steaks are done.
So’s the Hulkster!
Update – perfect.
Jim McMahon is a billionaire? Who knew the rights for the Super Bowl Shuffle were worth three commas?
Anyway.
As the Iron Sheik said, FUCK THE HULK HOGAN.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKZYs81t4Lx/?igsh=MThvdDZqaTc1bXVnaQ==
New South Park is kinda Rocking!
In less shitty people dying news, I’ve fallen down an Ozzy rabbit hole. I always liked him in Sabbath and his solo stuff, but there is a bunch I never really paid attention to. For example, he put out an entire album of covers, and his version of All the Young Dudes is pretty awesome.
I saw a clip of him and Jack touring the National Nuclear Museum, which is neat IMO, but it’s wild how he was singing antiwar, anti-nuke songs fifty years ago and now it’s just, whatever.
Re: Hulk Hogan
https://youtu.be/IVXJmfd3cmg?si=Z-1KIf36Nw3rImbz&t=4
I keep hitting the plus sign, but it only counts once.
The older we get (those of us in the Gen X category), the more we should be respectful of people dying, yet I’m on the opposite track. Shitty person dies? Fine, world’s a better place. I don’t think that’s how we’re supposed to feel.
The point is, live your life such that people don’t openly celebrate your death.
Or maybe the point is, be an asshole and don’t care about what people think.
Or maybe it’s just
I’m good with shitty people dying.
Gotta thin the herd!
That’s as Gen X as u can get.
Yeah, no problems at all with that.
Yet another reason why anonymity is like a warm blanket.
A coworker was telling me he’s going to retire and move to Corpus Crispy, I didn’t want to correct him cus Corpus Crispy does sound funnier.
Well, that life it is contagious…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAvONDXOgxc
And tastier!
The Catholic school I went to was called Corpus Christi. We didn’t have nuns or anything, though, just regular teachers. They even tried to provide sex education – around fifth or sixth grade.
Schools really should teach the Balls Pregnancy Prevention Method.
Mormon schools might teach that method.
They teach “soaking”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY&list=RDj8ZF_R_j0OY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgZ2FyZnVua2VsIGFuZCBvYXRlcyB0aGUgbG9vcGhvbGWgBwE%3D
By chance, is that George Carlin’s grammar school?
Too early for Sexy Friday?
Just watched the new South Park. HOOOLLLLLLEEEEEE SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTT!! Would not be surprised to hear about sudden issues with their US citizenship.
It’s like they saw everyone’s reaction to Colbert’s show being cancelled and said “Hold my beer…”
They just signed a $1.5 billion contract. I wonder what the buyout price is.
I read it’s guaranteed. They get fired, they get $1.5 billion.
Didn’t know it was back, I’m about to watch. Thanks
SILVER ALERT!
Twice!
What’s a Silver Alert?
I’m going to assume it’s a sale on this item.
If you lived in L.A. you’d know!
Louisiana isn’t for me. Too humid.
I don’t know! What is it?
Oh wait! Is it an Amber Alert but for old people?
I think I opted out of those…
Same, I turn off all my notifications as soon as I get home.
I didn’t think about the silver part being for old people. All I know is my phone squawked about somebody missing and I looked around and she wasn’t here.
ALSO: You can opt out of these?
I’m pretty sure because I didn’t get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ZF6kt0J_M&pp=ygUhYmVhdmlzIGFuZCBidXR0aGVhZCByZWFsIGFtZXJpY2Fu
Chef just grabbed the dry ice for plating this dish with his bare hands. Badass
Six more courses. I can do it!
– a freshman athlete at U*NC, mapping out their next three years of academia
Well, the “tutor” can handle it.
Damn it here’s the other one
Big John Studd was apparently kind of an asshole so one match Andre the Giant for real beat the shit out of him. Studd ran out of the locker room once the match ended, convinced Andre was coming back to kill him.
I want to say 1990 I went to a “rasslin” event and had decent seats and was able to capture a few interesting shots. It was he 10,000 dollar can’t slam Big John Stud and of course he did.
I bet he didn’t even really get $10,000.
As a Bears fan, I wish Jim McMahon had been made a billionaire, but I think you meant Vince.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbgI3J59ZZc&ab_channel=MJEdwards