Disappointing? Why? Well, today was one of those days when one has their own list of things to do, plus some of the responsibilities of another fella that is off and is also being pulled left and right with other issues that come up over the course of doing business. Did I mention the heat? It reminds of that wall of hot air I experienced when I got out of the vehicle to take a good look at the Salt Lake Flats in mid-July many moons back. [end memory] The light at the end of the tunnel was, “hey, it’s Thursday, there will be a preseason game on tonight!”. And then I took a look at the game that I was half-heartedly going to preview. There’s nothing tonight because the NFL sked-makers are clowns of the highest order.
So here I go, throwing some tidbits of news at you,
Football Done Right: Matt Breida has officially retired. (he didn’t play last season) His career lasted seven seasons and 98 games and he pocketed 8.5 mil. That works out to 86,734 per game for four teams-not bad for an undrafted dude out of Georgia Southern. I’m guessing he’ll be able to play tag with his kids without the aid of a walker.
Tongue Waggers Alert: Rumor has it that Rashee Rice’s time before Roger Goodell’s Kangaroo Court Sponsored by BetMGM is scheduled for late September. Will the suspension be four, six or even eight(!) games? The best odds being given are seven games because Roger doesn’t like odd numbers.
OBJ We Hardly Knew Ya: Odell-who hasn’t played a full season in six, yes, six years has felt the need to announce that he hasn’t retired! That’s how much interest this broken-down 32 year-old is garnering as he looks for another job. Imagine how bad a wr room has to look to have him signed to a particular squadoo. Because sure as hell he’s not regarded by anyone as someone that could put their team over the top.
Do that thing you do.
Last funny:
SlutCom
Apparently this is a real thing….lol
Who should we send to this?
JD Vance, Stephen Miller, and Wes Watson just to see what happens.
https://www.wistv.com/2025/08/11/sc-rep-rj-may-resigns-amid-federal-child-sex-abuse-material-case/
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P ederasts
How the fuck do these wastes of oxygen keep doing this shit, AND HOW THE HELL DO THEY GET AWAY WITH PROJECTING IT to the left?!
Follow-up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLeioyqirZc
I don’t normally like to use echo chamber sites like this, since it’s usually just the left’s version of Daily Caller or whatever. This is different. Holy shit, I thought this was the “party of law and order” and “protecting the kids.”
Fuck you, eat shit and suffer. Don’t die, because that’s more than you deserve, May, Hastert, Foley, et al.
NUANCE
Found a funny:
Cantaloupe is a standalone 8 but a fruit salad 3
Canteloupe in the summer is awesome. It hasn’t really been on sale much here so we haven’t had a lot.
They’re probably all rotting in the fields with no one to pick them.
My buddy sent me pics of the FBI/DEA walking around Georgetown in Washington DC.
Lmao Wtf?!?!?
Seems like a waste of resources…
Maybe they’re trying to find the real child molesters. You know, O.J. style?
Fuck, we forgot to celebrate the anniversary of O.J.’s death! That’s bad!
Or maybe we did and I got too drunk to remember. That’s good!
sure if and f the wpost but he’s a hero throwing a hero
https://bsky.app/profile/washingtonpost.com/post/3lwetcyw6vs25
Sandwich Guy is legittttt!
Jesus Christ, the Rockies are -326 runs this year!
Yeah, but only -7 today. They’re getting better!
They are not getting better
Ciao tutti
I want one of these
I have chopsticks from there!
Wait OBJ is only 32? Wild.
I asked Microsoft’s CoPilot to produce an image of a hand doing the Vulcan salute and this is what it produced. And I’m supposed to feel safe riding in a car driven by one of these things.
“Seems legit to me…”
— JPP, without any irony whatsoever
niceu
Lmao!
We’re doomed.
Yeah, bro, just give it up and embrace the fist bump. High 4s aren’t a thing.
https://www.whio.com/news/local/liquid-pig-manure-turns-ohio-creek-red-epa-says/NFVU3EYHVVFI7IFXSWTHQC43FQ/?outputType=amp
At least it’s not on fire. Yet.
Huh. If you made me guess which state that had happened in I’d definitely have gone with “Missouri”.
I’m sure the $4 fine the EPA slaps the farm with will learn them a lesson.
Do you still have an EPA?
Not a functional one.
They do piece work for Trump Enterprises(tm) until the lease on the building runs out.
Dodged a bullet tonight, as my dog lunged off the trail into the woods and I caught the flash of white stripes just in time to haul his leash back in time to get his dumb ass out of range.
The skunk shuffled off, unimpressed with the entire business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU2rR0-3Qfc
YYYEEEHHHHAAAAWWWWW I AM FUCKIN CRAZY AND HERE TO MAKE YOUR LIVES CRAZY TOO
If his skin cancer had watched this video first Jerry would be a dead ringer for Al Davis right now.
There’s this “Struggle Meal” thing which has been going on forever (at least 2 years in Internet time) and I’ve never seen mine, which was a can of tuna and a can of kidney beans dumped into a Tupperware bowl. Seasonings? Pepper. That’s mediocre eating!
Good one. I would deffo struggle to eat that.
Mine was always beans & rice. Gotta have spices though. Bulk spices are usually pretty cheap.
Yeah, garlic powder and onion powder can sub for the real things in a pinch.
yes there are all very fancy, in college it was just a bag of popcorn with a struggle to add more butter or salt to it
The first year Gumby and I were married, we were incredibly poor. He got paid twice a month, one paycheck went entirely to rent, the other for diapers, formula, utilities, and whatever was left was groceries. We had a shitmobile car that we couldn’t afford to get registered, so we couldn’t bring it on the base. So no commissary or exchange, we bought food at a crappy little grocery store up the street. His boat was doing all kinds of short runs, testing stuff, so he’d be out for a week or so, back in for a few days. No set schedule, but out to sea a lot more than in port.When he was out to sea, I ate sooooo many struggle meals. Sometimes it was popcorn for dinner, or a pbj. We were way too proud to ask anyone for help, and even though we easily qualified for food stamps and ” government cheese”, we couldn’t bring ourselves to take them. Young, stubborn, and dumb! But we were happy,and eventually it got better.
Can’t plus this enough. After getting out of school and not being able to get a job, potatoes were my best friend-For more than a few months.
Roommate: “Scotchy, are you going to eat anything other than potatoes?”
Me: “Uh, relish and mustard are other things.”
Roommate: [actual quote incoming] “I’m watching you die in slow motion and I don’t like it.”
Love the idea that our troops qualify for food stamps. Just beyond thrilled.
BOOTSTRAPS!
LITERALLY!
The idea that American service members/young parents would be too proud to accept food stamps while people like Wilbur Ross load up their pockets with packets of sugar from restaurants is a pretty vivid example of class separation in the United States.
Boxed macaroni and cheese with a can of tuna fish thrown in there.
White rice with a packet of ketchup or hot sauce. Later I learned that a 45 cent bag of pinto beans could feed you for a full week.
When Mrs. Horatio and I were starting out our struggle meal was probably rice with kielbasa, (Stop & Shop brand, which means goat lips and assholes, but from Poland), with onions she would caramelize the shit out of.
It was pretty good. She’s truly a wizard with astoundingly bad taste in men.
Carl budding pressed “meat” and a slice of bread. Loaf and a pack of good old Carl’s best last me a week. Plus, scratch and dent can section at the store
No football tonight?
Because, Nancy, little Tonya wanted a medal and your overall countenance just screams “hit me with a lead pipe, preferably in the conservatory”
+1 Giloooly!
What the hell.
https://www.aol.com/got-penis-injected-filler-add-100000115.html
Filler more like FILL…oh. Never mind, looks like we’re covered.
Oops. .
“Whether your penis is a JR or a SR, we’re here to take care of it.”
-Emory Healthcare
“What about a III or a IV?” – Deanna Favre
The sad part is that I read a report yesterday about ODB to the Steelers…
ODB? He’s dead.
Okay, I’m back from the beach and I’m grading my surfing today as a “B”.
Helpful Wife Update:
She sends me news snippets of people that have been run over by boats while swimming.
Well, at least she’ll be able to say “I told you so” after you’re horribly mauled by a propeller.
Or, you could get one of these. Looks like it would hold a few beers and some ice, too.
https://sls3.com/products/swim-buoy-highly-visible-safety-buoy?variant=34404917313690&country=US¤cy=USD&srsltid=AfmBOopzEpey0eV4DkTJS682iMzwBl4EqvTkU2UmoJtW-8WB_qcHFXqfdw0
My sister had a friend in college who lost an arm and a tit waterskiing.