Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew?
To The Game!
Ravens/Bills:
-“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have forgiven Andrews for his critical dropsy last time these two met? “No!” is probably the answer. What about that fumble? “NO!” once again, I’m sure.
-This is the fifth time that the last two MVP’s have met in a season opener. There’s a silly factoid for you and no, I don’t know who were the last combatants.
-The Bills are headed to their sixth straight division title this year. Has it really been that long since the Pats were relevant? Time flies when you’re having fun/not getting New England shoved down your throat.
-Allen has a 3-2 record vs the Ravens with 6 TD’s and a 91-157 completion record.
-Buffalo will be without difference-makers Tyler Bass and cb Tre’Davious White. Look for Lamar to pick on sixth round pick Dorian Strong who will likely take the latter’s place in the secondary.
-The Ravens will be lacking fullback (fullback?) Pat Ricard and their other tight end Isaiah Likely.
That’s it for me, I think this game speaks for itself.
Automatic gif optimization pays off for this one.
From Reddit:
Bungles: Hold our chili …
Khakis full of shit
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I couldn’t get the video download to work to make this in GIF Brewery. 🙁
DOOOOONNNNTTTTT CAAAARRRREEEEE
Last funny:
our beloved king’s deteriorating body and disturbing mental lapses are simply an indicator of how often he now leaves the physical plane to commune with god. it’s a sign of great strength
AKA what Trump supporters tell themselves four or five times every hour.
I like the current banner quote, although I would bet many Fat Humps are incredibly picky about their women bec …
Aw, I’m just going to enjoy the joke.
My word it was fun to read this thread in reverse.
All things are possible through Josh Allen…
Except one thing.
Give it time
Infinity technically is a measurement of time.
We’re following this game with Vikings-Bears for MNF? That’s like ending a rock concert with a PowerPoint presentation.
How did Baltimore los … OH. Right. It’s Baltimore.
We are teh best at beating ourselves. Every goddamn time.
Just checking in . . . fuck the world and fuck Harbs for being a bitch ass pussy cocksucker for punting on 4 and 3. Jesus Christ. I fucking hate football.
I’m sure that despite his overall stellar game, Henry blames himself for the loss and will train even harder now to get 40+ fantasy points in every future game and also ascend to the ranks of the Magi
I’m watching the Key Plays and as soon as Derrick Henry’s first TD began Amazon Music began playing Neutron Dance on my phone.
Following by 49-yard run by Henry
And LAMAAAAARRRR TD
This would be a lot cooler if they won.
flacco’s ELITE playoff run keeping john harbaugh safe has an expiration date: january 2026
https://bsky.app/profile/benjaminsolak.bsky.social/post/3lycbvhymnc2z
enjoy the miami sunshine next year, john
The next closest team HAS to be the Bears, right?
I can’t believe he is still our head coach. This fucking dipshit has fucking lost more fucking games because his fucking head is so far up his ass he can see daylight.
I think we all need a cigarette after that game
“or a 4th beer!”
/I’m getting me some water and a book.
I have some rye to finish
Definitely more mediocre wine.
Its been a great start to the season. Cant wait for Hippos take on it all. Ciao tutti.
Buddy, Hippo went to bed 3 hours ago.
well his ghost writer then…
Non-union Mexican equivalent.
/Sideeye
Rey Hippo
SCORIGAMI!!!!
???
did ai take over the scorigami site
Oh for fucks sake
https://bsky.app/profile/nflscorigami.bsky.social/post/3lycbreofgk2m
You mean I fucking missed a GOOD game!?!?! God Fucking Damn It!
Ratbirds have the shittiest luck on openers, wow and congrats to the buffalini!
Well, after this game the rest of the 2025 season is going to be boring as all hell.
That was playoff quality right there
I guess that’s why Baltimore lost
Jesus, dude.
This is most depressing story involving a Raven
Poor Lenore
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lamar
Banner
Redshirt: FIRST PLACE! FIRST PLACE!!
If it is or ever was Brown, FLUSH IT DOWN!
Wow, what a fucking game.
Holy shit. Bills actually win on a FG!
This is Bundy Luck. Winning today on a FG will definitely not come back and bite them in the asses in the playoffs.
EAT ALL THE SHIT RATBIRDS
Woo!
If this upcoming field goal attempt goes Wide Right…
Well, it’s never gone bad for Buffalo before with a late FG…
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!
Oh we are past bananacakes and well into “batshit insane” now.
Oh shit, it’s all up to Shan’khlor now!
Fake Punt?
Harbaugh doesn’t have the stones for that.
He really fucked that one up. If he goes for it and they convert, they run the clock out. if they don’t, Buffalo either gloriously fucks up or converts with time left on the clock for Baltimore to at least try to respond.
Oof short, this is a DECISION
0 for 3 on 2-point conversions is proof chasing points all game is dumb, kick the xtra points and only go for it late in games when you actually have to
and if they kicked the extra points, they wouldn’t have had to, because they would be leading
and to top it off, THEY CALLED A FUCKING FADE
and theyre gonna get rewarded because harbaugh is a fucking coward
Still kinda seems like ballsitchmore’s game, but less so at 3rd and 9, wow
Just a little bit of PI on the 2 pointer there
“meh”
-The Narrative
“I see nothing! Nothing!” – Referee Schultz
Do we really trust the Buffalo D to get a 3&out?
are they playing the dolphins?
WOW. I guess we do
I don’t trust either of these D’s at this point.
-D. Favre, looking at Brett and looking at the pictures on his cell phone.
One of these days, a QB diving over the pile is going to be European Uppercutted by a Linebackers forearm.
Assuming an unsuccessful onside kick, Derrick Henry is about to break one of 76 yards, during which he murders 4 defenders.
0/3 on 2 point tries is a hell of a stat
Maybe they accidentally put the rejected plays in the Two Point Folder.
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