Your Spit-Free (I hope) Sunday Night Football Open Thread

Hawking loogies seems to be a popular thing these days. Who knew?

To The Game!

Ravens/Bills:

-“Oh, Hi Mark!” Do you think Baltimorons have forgiven Andrews for his critical dropsy last time these two met? “No!” is probably the answer. What about that fumble? “NO!” once again, I’m sure.

-This is the fifth time that the last two MVP’s have met in a season opener. There’s a silly factoid for you and no, I don’t know who were the last combatants.

-The Bills are headed to their sixth straight division title this year. Has it really been that long since the Pats were relevant? Time flies when you’re having fun/not getting New England shoved down your throat.

-Allen has a 3-2 record vs the Ravens with 6 TD’s and a 91-157 completion record.

-Buffalo will be without difference-makers Tyler Bass and cb Tre’Davious White. Look for Lamar to pick on sixth round pick Dorian Strong who will likely take the latter’s place in the secondary.

-The Ravens will be lacking fullback (fullback?) Pat Ricard and their other tight end Isaiah Likely.

That’s it for me, I think this game speaks for itself.