Four games but only the one banger but there’s a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let’s do it.
To The Games!
Broncos/Bolts:
Denver loves to send pressure but has had mixed results doing so-6 sacks vs Ward but only one against Dimes. Herbert has fared mighty well when five or more guys are sent in his direction, throwing 72% with 5 TD’s and nary an INT. Each Charger wr (McConkey, Allen or Johnson) is worthy of a start if you have injury woes because they’re all being targeted at the same rate.
Saints/Seahawks:
New Orleans’ hopes hang on a Rattler that has not won a start yet. (0-8) Smith-Njigba is off to a fast start-if he grabs 100 yards worth of balls (Phrasing?) he will be the very first Seahawk to do that in three consecutive weeks out of the gate.
Cowboys/Bears:
Dallas should take this easily. Their DC Eberflus is intimately aware of all of Williams’ flaws so the game plan should be easy-peasy to construct. And as we know, courtesy of Ben Johnson, is that Caleb does not have a grasp of the playbook yet. Dak is playing out of his mind early-when does the lower body injury occur?
Cards/Niners:
A matchup only a West Coaster could love. Some might say Indy but I think Arizona’s 2-0 start is the one that is the weakest in the league. After all, it’s been the Panthers and Saints that they’ve “dominated”, winning by single digits each time. Backup Mac should have a day because the Cards have a weak secondary.
It’s all yours now.
Terry Bradshaw gets paid tens of millions of dollars for taking off his bifocals after all the highlights have been explained by everyone else. Just fuck right off, you fat fuck.
He’s pretty deep into the Lee Corso zone of incoherent rambling on his best days.
Bradshaw has become a complete embarrassment, and I doubt he cares so long as the checks keep clearing.
I mean, he can still prioritize then
Trapped on the couch.
“Say it ain’t so, Gumbygirl, say it ain’t so.”
-Murray Head
“Ooh, baby do you know what that’s worth?” – JD Vance, in costume as Sofa Loren
Just back from supper. Full beef pie with Yorkshire pudding, gravy, veg, and chips. Absolutely stuffed. Getting ready to nap through SNF now.
you will soon have something in common with the new york giants
I’m gonna lose in Lowratio because Lamb and Connor had to go and get hurt.
I will eat that dub, but need Kelce to get 7 pts
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
SHANKHLOR HEAR MY PLEA
The Cowboys are worse than I possibly could have imagined and yet there are whiners out there that insist this is the worst timeline ever. Smgdh….
Silver and blue lining to this timeline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZ43G0ZYPzE
Come on Buzzsaw. Don’t fuck this up
Welp, they fucked it up
Dak. DAK!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!!
actually, a Not Dakception!
Aw, sad Bo Nix face
Bonix Sadman
Joe Milton sighting
Shit, we have mandatory early morning football next week
dak was 31/40 and only put up 14 points
on the bears
the fucking chicago bears
probably better to stop throwing 4 yard passes to your tight end, dak
Well, when your best receiver gets hurt because your coach used him to establish the running game…
Bernie Parent died today. When anyone mentions the Broad Street Bullies his name never comes up but he was the reason those teams won the Stanley back-to-back. The first dude to win back-to-back Conn Smythes, btw…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BCybztvnQo
Game Winning Safety?
Like the gypsy woman foretold.
Safety dance!
Ugh, my WBS memorial league qb just threw a td to one of my receivers and I’m still 30% to win. “Alas poor Rod Rust, I knew him Horatio. A fellow of infinite promise, of most excellent failure”
I left 10.5 points on the bench when Henry went off, (Ferguson had a very good game), and need 20 points from Derrick Henry and Jameson Williams to win.
I will wager a significant amount of money I get 18.5 out of the both of them.
If you want to be sure, I recommend benching Henry
Kyler Murray. Still short.
He wishes he was a little bit taller.
This Bears/Cowboys story is the weirdest Zane Grey book I’ve ever read
ah, dak
Oh, I see this is the week where everyone I’ve dropped in fantasy does well! Good for them
Wait what? How does one have 7 collegiate seasons?
Cowboys being attacked by Bears and losing the battle was an egregious oversight by historian Shelby Foote, I’ll tell you what!
Huh, haven’t seen this option before
zach wilson with all this free time makin apps
grumble grumble, not anymore.
-B. Bellichk NC
Bears nawt embearassing themselves!

DAK! trying to get Bernie Turpin dedded.
that is why if you are a quarterback you do not throw to a receiver named “pickens”
https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3lzexblv4zc2p
weeeeeeeeeeeeee
I forgot to tell y’all that this is happening right next to my neighborhood: https://thebigbounceamerica.com/event/salem/
Wtf is that?!? Why not just have the link displayed to the WORLDS BIGGEST BOUNCE HOUSE website
You could probably go get Marc Trestman’s autograph
Eli is about to jump out of his skin just at the thought of the World’s Biggest Bounce House.
https://youtu.be/XhzpxjuwZy0?si=TKQ9lSx1VO8idRdG
NO
BREAKING: Eli Manning just issued a press release that ThePirateSloth “is not his best friend anymore,” but Olivia Manning has assured the Sloth family that it can easily be remedied by hosting the next play-date at a certain establishment that might have caught Eli’s eye.
I got just the place down the street
Oooooh The Claw Factory opened up right next door a few weeks ago too!
Your neighborhood is one stop shopping for pedos, what’s up with that?
https://i.giphy.com/Z5eFxoKjf218c.webp
Just needs a Catholic church and a Boy Scout camp, and you’d have the Bingo!
I just looked to confirm and there’s a catholic church half a mile away from me in the other direction.
last time i saw a bunch of cowboys cover nothing was the 13th day of the alamo
I’m just not sure about Dallas’s “Cover No One” Defense.
No math!
Not saying Arizona is GOOD, but at the very blurst double-plus un-BAD?
I surprisingly should have rolled with their D instead of Atlanta
The GIMPY Legend of Bay Area White Mac?
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“those eyes there… they disappeared…
I don’t know, sir… I saw… something…”
You can’t convince me White Mac hasn’t quoted those exact lines from Sgt. Mac in the movie when White Mac was trying to explain why he threw another pick-six.
Touch of Downs knows the trauma.
This sucks. I am missing a good BEARS!?!?! game for family.
Don’t worry, there’s still a decent shot they Bears it up
The size of that M logo on the Bears jersey is absurd.
putting emphasis on the problem (the mccaskeys)
44-6, time to get some late hits in for sure
If this is a preview of what the Bears will be like when Caleb learns the offense…

Qards can has an oopsie-doodle!
Conner knee-ded
And Harrison Jr hand-ded apparently
James Connor? Ded. Leg asploded.
I imagine BeerguyRob has an erection that will last more than 4 hours right now.
The NFL had the lowest rate of reported concussions last year because they called half of them ‘back injuries’
Best -1 yard run EVAR!