Away We Go! It’s Round Two.

Four games but only the one banger but there’s a half-decent hate watch available as well. Let’s do it.

To The Games!

Broncos/Bolts:

Denver loves to send pressure but has had mixed results doing so-6 sacks vs Ward but only one against Dimes. Herbert has fared mighty well when five or more guys are sent in his direction, throwing 72% with 5 TD’s and nary an INT. Each Charger wr (McConkey, Allen or Johnson) is worthy of a start if you have injury woes because they’re all being targeted at the same rate.

Saints/Seahawks:

New Orleans’ hopes hang on a Rattler that has not won a start yet. (0-8) Smith-Njigba is off to a fast start-if he grabs 100 yards worth of balls (Phrasing?) he will be the very first Seahawk to do that in three consecutive weeks out of the gate.

Cowboys/Bears:

Dallas should take this easily. Their DC Eberflus is intimately aware of all of Williams’ flaws so the game plan should be easy-peasy to construct. And as we know, courtesy of Ben Johnson, is that Caleb does not have a grasp of the playbook yet. Dak is playing out of his mind early-when does the lower body injury occur?

Cards/Niners:

A matchup only a West Coaster could love. Some might say Indy but I think Arizona’s 2-0 start is the one that is the weakest in the league. After all, it’s been the Panthers and Saints that they’ve “dominated”, winning by single digits each time. Backup Mac should have a day because the Cards have a weak secondary.

It’s all yours now.

 

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LemonJello

He’s pretty deep into the Lee Corso zone of incoherent rambling on his best days.

Horatio Cornblower

Bradshaw has become a complete embarrassment, and I doubt he cares so long as the checks keep clearing.

Doktor Zymm

I mean, he can still prioritize then

Gumbygirl

Trapped on the couch.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Ooh, baby do you know what that’s worth?” – JD Vance, in costume as Sofa Loren

The Maestro

Just back from supper. Full beef pie with Yorkshire pudding, gravy, veg, and chips. Absolutely stuffed. Getting ready to nap through SNF now.

fleshwound_NPG

you will soon have something in common with the new york giants

Sharkbait

I’m gonna lose in Lowratio because Lamb and Connor had to go and get hurt.

litre_cola

I will eat that dub, but need Kelce to get 7 pts

WCS

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

Doktor Zymm

SHANKHLOR HEAR MY PLEA

Doktor Zymm

Silver and blue lining to this timeline

WCS
ThePirateSloth

Come on Buzzsaw. Don’t fuck this up

ThePirateSloth

Welp, they fucked it up

WCS

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Gumbygirl

Dak. DAK!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

fleshwound_NPG

actually, a Not Dakception!

Doktor Zymm

Aw, sad Bo Nix face

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Bonix Sadman

WCS

Joe Milton sighting

litre_cola

Shit, we have mandatory early morning football next week

fleshwound_NPG

dak was 31/40 and only put up 14 points

on the bears

the fucking chicago bears

probably better to stop throwing 4 yard passes to your tight end, dak

Horatio Cornblower

Well, when your best receiver gets hurt because your coach used him to establish the running game…

Redshirt

Game Winning Safety?

Jimbo

Like the gypsy woman foretold.

Doktor Zymm

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litre_cola

Safety dance!

Bogdanski

Ugh, my WBS memorial league qb just threw a td to one of my receivers and I’m still 30% to win. “Alas poor Rod Rust, I knew him Horatio. A fellow of infinite promise, of most excellent failure”

Horatio Cornblower

I left 10.5 points on the bench when Henry went off, (Ferguson had a very good game), and need 20 points from Derrick Henry and Jameson Williams to win.

I will wager a significant amount of money I get 18.5 out of the both of them.

Bogdanski

If you want to be sure, I recommend benching Henry

King Hippo

Kyler Murray. Still short.

Jimbo

He wishes he was a little bit taller.

i-wish-skee-lo
Doktor Zymm

This Bears/Cowboys story is the weirdest Zane Grey book I’ve ever read

fleshwound_NPG

ah, dak

Doktor Zymm

Oh, I see this is the week where everyone I’ve dropped in fantasy does well! Good for them

ThePirateSloth

Wait what? How does one have 7 collegiate seasons?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Doktor Zymm

Huh, haven’t seen this option before

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fleshwound_NPG

zach wilson with all this free time makin apps

Jimbo

grumble grumble, not anymore.

-B. Bellichk NC

Doktor Zymm

Bears nawt embearassing themselves!
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WCS

DAK! trying to get Bernie Turpin dedded.

fleshwound_NPG

that is why if you are a quarterback you do not throw to a receiver named “pickens”

fleshwound_NPG

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

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ThePirateSloth

I forgot to tell y’all that this is happening right next to my neighborhood: https://thebigbounceamerica.com/event/salem/

ThePirateSloth

Wtf is that?!? Why not just have the link displayed to the WORLDS BIGGEST BOUNCE HOUSE website

litre_cola

You could probably go get Marc Trestman’s autograph

LemonJello

Eli is about to jump out of his skin just at the thought of the World’s Biggest Bounce House.

ThePirateSloth

NO

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

BREAKING: Eli Manning just issued a press release that ThePirateSloth “is not his best friend anymore,” but Olivia Manning has assured the Sloth family that it can easily be remedied by hosting the next play-date at a certain establishment that might have caught Eli’s eye.

ThePirateSloth

I got just the place down the street

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ThePirateSloth

Oooooh The Claw Factory opened up right next door a few weeks ago too!

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Gumbygirl

Your neighborhood is one stop shopping for pedos, what’s up with that?

ThePirateSloth
Gumbygirl

Just needs a Catholic church and a Boy Scout camp, and you’d have the Bingo!

ThePirateSloth

I just looked to confirm and there’s a catholic church half a mile away from me in the other direction.

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fleshwound_NPG

last time i saw a bunch of cowboys cover nothing was the 13th day of the alamo

Horatio Cornblower

I’m just not sure about Dallas’s “Cover No One” Defense.

Gumbygirl

No math!

King Hippo

Not saying Arizona is GOOD, but at the very blurst double-plus un-BAD?

Doktor Zymm

I surprisingly should have rolled with their D instead of Atlanta

King Hippo

The GIMPY Legend of Bay Area White Mac?

Jimbo

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WCS

“those eyes there… they disappeared…
I don’t know, sir… I saw… something…”

You can’t convince me White Mac hasn’t quoted those exact lines from Sgt. Mac in the movie when White Mac was trying to explain why he threw another pick-six.

Touch of Downs knows the trauma.

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Unsurprised

This sucks. I am missing a good BEARS!?!?! game for family.

Doktor Zymm

Don’t worry, there’s still a decent shot they Bears it up

litre_cola

The size of that M logo on the Bears jersey is absurd.

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fleshwound_NPG

putting emphasis on the problem (the mccaskeys)

King Hippo

44-6, time to get some late hits in for sure

Doktor Zymm

If this is a preview of what the Bears will be like when Caleb learns the offense…
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King Hippo

Qards can has an oopsie-doodle!

Doktor Zymm

Conner knee-ded

Doktor Zymm

And Harrison Jr hand-ded apparently

LemonJello

James Connor? Ded. Leg asploded.

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litre_cola

I imagine BeerguyRob has an erection that will last more than 4 hours right now.

Horatio Cornblower

The NFL had the lowest rate of reported concussions last year because they called half of them ‘back injuries’

Doktor Zymm

Best -1 yard run EVAR!