Big Week 8 action, eh? I didn’t see any of it.
Carson Wince is my joke for the week.
My Raiders PSL access got me in early to buy Foo Fighters tickets at the stadium next year. The natural shelf life of band stuff — as you all know; many of you guys seem to be music fans — is one place where my early lifetime delayed-gratitude probably does not pay off in hindsight. I didn’t know how to fun at concerts when I was younger anyways. Now I know how to have fun anywhere.
Also, four floor seats all-in were like a grand. These ticket resalers are absolute criminals. And I doubt they have many honest hustles in their repertoire. But maybe I’m wrong.
Anyways, your Week 8 Quotables submissions are below.
ColoUr Rush? Moar liek coloUr flush, amirite?
No, you can’t call this play “The first tower on 9/11” Berman. Asshole.
JJ: “Coach, this is where she tells him how she got the nickname ‘Purple People Eater’
KO’C: “Kid, how did you get this number?”
“Ref. REF! I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”
Look, I’m not saying this kind of abuse of a Saint is acceptable, but given the church’s history, it’s understandable.
Lady: they should put McCarthy in
Brosmer: They should put you in
Coach : Carson’s fine
Carson:
-Gotta disable the headset
-I want a hot dog *sniff* with relish
Back and arm injury, probable to return
-Vikings downstairs medical staff assessment
LLLLEEEERRRRROOOOOOOYYYYY
JJJEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSS
Great, now we get to hear about all the former volleyball players in the NFL
Finally a true kick returner
Finally, an unscary Rattler.
Eagles were winning so easily they decided to run Madden Glitch Kick Cover.
“You about to go missing more than that 12th grade english teacher that asked me to show up.”
🎼🎶 Oh when the Saints
Go bumbling in
Oh when the Saints go bumbling in
Lord he hit him right in the numbers
Then the Bucs go waltzing in (to the end zone) 🎶
Unsportsmanlike conduct, #21. Assault by a Philadelphia player without a D cell battery. 15 yards and a cheesesteak deduction, automatic first down.
& once again, CUE THE YAKKITY SAX!!!
“Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing”
“Everybody’s talking at me
I don’t hear a word they’re saying
Only the echoes of my mind
People stopping, staring
I can’t see their faces
Only the shadows of their eyes”
She’s so good:
https://youtube.com/shorts/xJTJEGDGiCA?si=P3EGGhRDBf0puDnG
Chauncey is a political prisoner!
If you play this backwards, Daboll looks like a competent head coach who kept his cool, only taking off his hat and passively calling to the refs. .
Just in case you want to know why the Department of War is preparing to make him General Brian.
“Phillip Rivers wasn’t this pissy. Probably because he was constantly getting it at home.”
You know, we make fun of Trent Green, but here we have a real life purple monkey dishwasher!
Funny, he
/yoink
Should I take accountability for this? No, it’s the children, I mean, the defense who are wrong.
Wait, is this the good luck hat or the bad luck hat?
Boop
Can’t stop Kraft White Cheddar, it runs right through you.
I’ll take who are a bunch of guys that just shit their pants for $400, Alex?
People who smell a fart but are trying to play it off…