I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this game the attention it deserves But first…
Flotsam and Jetsam:
-I rarely give a twaddle about what siblings of NFL football players are up to unless of course they’re valet parking a stolen vehicle. That’s what Puka’s brother did the other day. The idiocy abides…
-The Bears play perhaps their most important game in a decade + on Saturday vs the Packers and they’ll be without both Odunze and Burden. DJ Moore is a more than capable wr but after that it’s Duvernay and Jahde Walker. May as well tie one hand behind Caleb’s back while we’re at it.
-What is Tua’s Bench #?: Apparently it’s three (games) because he’s been reduced to an emergency QB. Should we talking about Coach McDaniel’s White Magic? Everyone was calling for his neck a scant two months ago and yet he won the battle between himself and the GM. And now he’s putting out to pasture a 54 mil QB and everyone is good with it. This guy has taken down his boss and his star player and he seems to have expended no effort whatsoever. I’m in awe of the guy.
To The Game!
Rams/Seahawks:
-FanDuel Query: I’d love to the know the odds on Nacua getting an OPI penalty this evening.
-Darnold, who is sporting a 5/1 TD/INT number across the last 4 games (all wins, btw) is getting all kinds of grief from fans and sports yakkers alike. They want this guy to fail so bad. The narrative could be that while he goes through a mediocre (not even bad, mind you) stretch the Seattle defense has reached another level. They’ve surrendered a mere 25 points over the last three tilts.
-This is the very best Thursday Night matchup ever. Why? It’s the first time that two 3 loss teams have met on this hallowed evening.
He Likes What He Likes: The third/fourth receiver on the Rams is a non-entity. They’ve had all of 54 catches all season.
Get going!
I have only regretted missing two Seahawks games in my life – the Beastquake game, and whatever they’ll call this one.
Hanukkah miracle rams going to feel the burn for another 11 days
I can’t believe PuKKKa Nacua didn’t come through. Guess he isn’t one of the Chosen People after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLmv9O2r6M4&list=PLFi9V6EFsFIl1WqC9nsArzwblGhQQ3qPx&index=4
Time to rock a piss and rock some Mitchell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BysG97B5YM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otsiDOSvmyo
Holy shit that was a great game!
NEVER A DOUBT!
…and that’s how you hit a 7-leg parlay for $182!
GO FOR 2 COWARDS!
If they score a touchdown, do they go for the win or for the tie for playoff seeding reasons?
Has anyone made the PuKKKa Nacua joke yet?
YOU DID BRUTHA
Figures that every shitty TNF game is ALWAYS on at the PSAP, except tonight.
I guess it doesn’t matter, since it’s been nonstop since our shift began at 22:00.
Eh, just your typical TNF game.
Hey!
Anyone mention the tear away stripper jerseys that Seattle is wearing?
Watching the recording.
Well, at least Nacua is gonna be pissing blood tonight. Silver linings ,, yada yada
Unrelated to football: I passed by this on my morning commute
Slippy!
Be cahrfull n’at aht der.
SUDDEN CHANGE!!!
HOX!!!
I don’t think so
BULLSHIT! Stupid BLEEERGH.
LA’s sheer determination to NOT take the win – kind of impressive in its own way.
OVERTIME! in 10 different languages – YouTube
Come on Darnold. Can you be not so special for one drive?
Free football!
My back hurts and I don’t want Extra Time. Somebody fuck up.
fuckers fucked up wrong. NOW I DEMAND MOST GLORIOUS DRAW
Clearly, both teams want MOST GLORIOUS TIE
Holy shit Darnold sucks!
Always has
Funny how Herbie was blowing him for his “toughness” leading the comeback, when he completed ONE FUCKING PASS to a dude with no defender within 10 yards.
And the TE still had to make a great adjustment because he overthrew it.
USC QB
haha he just called him Sam Bradford.
Oh my God!
Banancakes have been served
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
#3 why are you trying to lose the game by Taunting in front of the ref?
BLEERGH giveth, BLEERGH taketh away.
I blame this collapse on Fatthew’s….FAT
This may be the best Thursday Night Football game of the year.
Maybe ever.
This is fucking awesome!!!!
PLAID BANANACAKES! GET YOUR PLAID BANANACAKES HERE!
Dare I say, TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!
Time is a flat circle.
So is the earth.
/birds aren’t real
Come on BLEEEERGH, do the funniest thing!
HOX!!!!
If that Darnold pass was on target, this game is 32-28…that’s a backwards pass.
Can the offense advance a fumble in the 4th quarter?
He technically didn’t advance it. He recovered in the end zone
Yes. Unless it’s within the last 2 minutes of the half.
Wow.
Holy Shit we haz game?!?!?
May be too early for Bananacakes, but not too early to preheat the oven.
NEVER A DOUBT!!!
HOX!!!!
(laughs nervously)
ok guys stop dicking around now
guh
“Oh no, it’s the short wobbler”
D.Favre
SUDDEN CHANGE!
HOX!!!
Interesting strategy by Seattle: Keep the Football Out of Sam Darnold’s Hands By Any Means Necessary.
Let’s see how Darnold fucks up the conversion…