Slap-Dashing Thru The Snow And A Game Preview

I imagine some of you work apes are up against some end-of-year deadlines and I’m no different. I’ll not be able to give this game the attention it deserves But first…

Flotsam and Jetsam:

-I rarely give a twaddle about what siblings of NFL football players are up to unless of course they’re valet parking a stolen vehicle. That’s what Puka’s brother did the other day. The idiocy abides…

-The Bears play perhaps their most important game in a decade + on Saturday vs the Packers and they’ll be without both Odunze and Burden. DJ Moore is a more than capable wr but after that it’s Duvernay and Jahde Walker. May as well tie one hand behind Caleb’s back while we’re at it.

-What is Tua’s Bench #?: Apparently it’s three (games) because he’s been reduced to an emergency QB. Should we talking about Coach McDaniel’s White Magic? Everyone was calling for his neck a scant two months ago and yet he won the battle between himself and the GM. And now he’s putting out to pasture a 54 mil QB and everyone is good with it. This guy has taken down his boss and his star player and he seems to have expended no effort whatsoever. I’m in awe of the guy.

To The Game!

Rams/Seahawks:

-FanDuel Query: I’d love to the know the odds on Nacua getting an OPI penalty this evening.

-Darnold, who is sporting a 5/1 TD/INT number across the last 4 games (all wins, btw) is getting all kinds of grief from fans and sports yakkers alike. They want this guy to fail so bad. The narrative could be that while he goes through a mediocre (not even bad, mind you) stretch the Seattle defense has reached another level. They’ve surrendered a mere 25 points over the last three tilts.

-This is the very best Thursday Night matchup ever. Why? It’s the first time that two 3 loss teams have met on this hallowed evening.

He Likes What He Likes: The third/fourth receiver on the Rams is a non-entity. They’ve had all of 54 catches all season.

Get going!

 

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Beerguyrob

I have only regretted missing two Seahawks games in my life – the Beastquake game, and whatever they’ll call this one.

Gatoraids

Hanukkah miracle rams going to feel the burn for another 11 days

Beerguyrob

I can’t believe PuKKKa Nacua didn’t come through. Guess he isn’t one of the Chosen People after all.

WCS
Gatoraids
WCS
Brocky

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Redshirt

Holy shit that was a great game!

Mr. Ayo

NEVER A DOUBT!

Redshirt

…and that’s how you hit a 7-leg parlay for $182!

Mr. Ayo

GO FOR 2 COWARDS!

Beerguyrob

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Redshirt

If they score a touchdown, do they go for the win or for the tie for playoff seeding reasons?

Beerguyrob

Has anyone made the PuKKKa Nacua joke yet?

King Hippo

YOU DID BRUTHA

WCS

Figures that every shitty TNF game is ALWAYS on at the PSAP, except tonight.
I guess it doesn’t matter, since it’s been nonstop since our shift began at 22:00.

Beerguyrob

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Redshirt

Eh, just your typical TNF game.

yeah right

Hey!

Anyone mention the tear away stripper jerseys that Seattle is wearing?

Watching the recording.

King Hippo

Well, at least Nacua is gonna be pissing blood tonight. Silver linings ,, yada yada

Brocky

Unrelated to football: I passed by this on my morning commute

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Gumbygirl

Slippy!

WCS

Be cahrfull n’at aht der.

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!!!

HOX!!!

Redshirt

I don’t think so

Mr. Ayo

BULLSHIT! Stupid BLEEERGH.

King Hippo

LA’s sheer determination to NOT take the win – kind of impressive in its own way.

Mr. Ayo

Come on Darnold. Can you be not so special for one drive?

Mr. Ayo

Free football!

King Hippo

My back hurts and I don’t want Extra Time. Somebody fuck up.

King Hippo

fuckers fucked up wrong. NOW I DEMAND MOST GLORIOUS DRAW

ballsofsteelandfury

Clearly, both teams want MOST GLORIOUS TIE

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit Darnold sucks!

Mr. Ayo

Always has

King Hippo

Funny how Herbie was blowing him for his “toughness” leading the comeback, when he completed ONE FUCKING PASS to a dude with no defender within 10 yards.

And the TE still had to make a great adjustment because he overthrew it.

Brick Meathook

USC QB

Jimbo

haha he just called him Sam Bradford.

Gumbygirl

Oh my God!

litre_cola

Banancakes have been served

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

Redshirt

#3 why are you trying to lose the game by Taunting in front of the ref?

Redshirt

BLEERGH giveth, BLEERGH taketh away.

Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo

I blame this collapse on Fatthew’s….FAT

Redshirt

This may be the best Thursday Night Football game of the year.

Gumbygirl

Maybe ever.

litre_cola

This is fucking awesome!!!!

Redshirt

PLAID BANANACAKES! GET YOUR PLAID BANANACAKES HERE!

ballsofsteelandfury

Dare I say, TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!

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Redshirt

Time is a flat circle.

litre_cola

So is the earth.

/birds aren’t real

ballsofsteelandfury

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Mr. Ayo

Come on BLEEEERGH, do the funniest thing!

Mr. Ayo

HOX!!!!

Redshirt

If that Darnold pass was on target, this game is 32-28…that’s a backwards pass.

Redshirt

Can the offense advance a fumble in the 4th quarter?

ballsofsteelandfury

He technically didn’t advance it. He recovered in the end zone

Mr. Ayo

Yes. Unless it’s within the last 2 minutes of the half.

Gumbygirl

Wow.

litre_cola

Holy Shit we haz game?!?!?

Redshirt

May be too early for Bananacakes, but not too early to preheat the oven.

Mr. Ayo

NEVER A DOUBT!!!

HOX!!!!

SonOfSpam

(laughs nervously)

ok guys stop dicking around now

SonOfSpam

guh

Gumbygirl

“Oh no, it’s the short wobbler”

D.Favre

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

HOX!!!

Redshirt

Interesting strategy by Seattle: Keep the Football Out of Sam Darnold’s Hands By Any Means Necessary.

ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s see how Darnold fucks up the conversion…

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