I’d like to be the 37,000th person on the interbutt to congratulate the Tom-est of Bradys on his new stupid record. If only I knew that the key to future riches was to abandon someone that you knocked up. I’ll file this under “Lesson Learned”. TO THE GAME!
CAR/Sea-As far as I’m concerned, Seattle wants this way more than a Panthers team that is licking its self-inflicted wounds and gearing up for next year. I’d also like to take this time to say that the winner of the Cowboys/Seahawks NFC Championship game will vanquish the Pats in the Super Bowl.
LET’S DO THIS THING!!!
They closed the bar two hours before my delayed flight. I presume they are waiting to see how long before we riot
Closed a bar in Vegas??? What county are YOU in???? Are you at an airport? Make sure it has a concrete runway. Safe travels, my friend!
One of my favorite things was when my phone auto updated to local time and location and the location said “Paradise”.
Oh honey we are so fucking far from paradise right now.
Took an impromptu nap from 21:30 to 01:00. I’m already five shots of bourbon in, and now into the Dale’s Pale Ale. Anyone else still around? If nothing else, I’ll shut off the lights when I leave.
THAT’S GOOD HUSTLE YINZER!
-From the City of Angels. “There it is. Take it.”
Hello bar, fancy meeting you here.
This is without a doubt one of the coolest collections of funny, insane and profane individuals that exist on the planet.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got some drinking to do with low Commander and the Wee Baby Seamus.
Nice! They have knob Creek.
Dok was on fire tonight and ICRM wasn’t far behind.
SHOTS!!!
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Oh come on, I don’t want to post Danse Macabre AGAIN.
That game was one of the more brutal prison gang rapes I have seen.
…Do you see those sorts of things often?
Not really, maybe once a month or so.
I can’t afford the $50 all the time.
If you go with the $5 seats you usually get raped yourself, so I go with the ones behind the electrified fence.
$50? You must be ELITE.
Not a regular, normal prison gang rape.
At least I won my fantasy hockey matchup, yay back to .500, Crystal Lake is on fire!
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Incidentally, as I was telling my best friend, the fact that “Crystal Lake Machetes” is BY FAR the most creative team name and half of them are “Team Lastname” is kinda pathetic.