Vikings at the 3/4 Mark: Four More Games to Go.

Sung to the tune of “25 Minutes to go” by Johnny Cash.

For reference:

[Week 1 – Vikings 25 Tennessee 16]

“The brand new season starts at Tennessee, we’ve got 16 games to go.

This badass defense is looking good to me, we’ve got 15 games to go.”

[Week 2 – Vikings 17 Green Bay 14]

“Week two has dawned and here come the Pack, we’ve got 15 games to go.

Knocked the hell out of Rogers and win back to back, we’ve got 14 games to go.”

[Week 3 – Vikings 22 Carolina 10]

“A road trip to Charlotte and a meeting with Cam, we’ve got 14 games to go.

When this game was over Cam didn’t give a damn and there’s 13 games to go.”

[Week 4 – Vikings 24 NY Giants 10]

“Now we’re hosting the Giants and old Eli, we’ve got 13 games to go.

Knocked the shit out of Eli and we made him cry and there’s 12 more games to go.”

[Week 5 – Vikings 31 Houston 13]

“Don’t really remember who the hell they played with 12 more games to go.

But they’re 5-0 and it’s time to get laid, with 11 more games to go.”

[Bye week musical interlude]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CM_E5kfjGQ

[Week 7 – Eagles 21 Vikings 10]

“A little too rested and Philly gave us a shove with 11 more games to go

Got whupped in the City of Brotherly Love with 10 more games to go.”

[Week 8 – Chicago 20 Vikings 10]

“A chance to get healthy against the lowly Bears with 10 more games to go.

How come we’re getting all these ligament tears? And there’s 9 more games to go.”

[Week 9 – Detroit 22 Vikings 16]

“Week nine and the players are dropping like flies with 9 more games to go.

And it’s too damn early for our season to die with 8 more games to go.”

[Week 10 – Washington 26 Vikings 20]

“A trip to DC to face Danny’s boys and there’s 8 more games to go.

Four losses in a row I say fuck that noise and there’s 7 more games to go.”

[Week 11 – Vikings 30 Cardinals 24]

“With all of these losses I’m mainlining beer and there’s 7 more games to go.

At least Arizona’s had a shittier year and there’s 6 more games to go.”

[Week 12 – Detroit 16 Vikings 13]

“Thanksgiving day and another date with Detroit with 6 more games to go.

Guess we better find a lousier team to exploit with 5 more games to go.”

[Week 13 – Dallas 17 Vikings 15]

“Thursday Night Football and a visit from DAK! and there’s 5 more games to go.

This teams’ gonna give me a heart attack with only 4 more games to go.”

[Week 14 – Vikings @ Jacksonville]

“Maybe there’s a chance against a QB named Bortles with only 4 more games to go.

A win would still give me a couple of chortles with only 3 more games to go.”

[Week 15 – Colts @ Vikings]

“The season is a-dwindling and here comes Luck with only 3 more games to go.

If the team loses this one I won’t give a fuck with just 2 more games to go.”

[Week 16 – Vikings @ Packers]

“Two division games with only 2 to play with only two more games to go.

Even if we lose we’ll know Aaron’s still gay with only one more game to go.”

[Week 17 – Bears @ Vikings]

“Wrapping things up with old Chicago with only 1 more game to go.

Now we’re drafting OHHHNOOOOHHHNOOOO!!!!!”