Time For A Post Or Chili

Good Morning!

It’s Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with this offseason crap. And when we talk of crap, we talk of chili. No, not the long skinny country.

Talkin’ about the kind of chili you eat. It’s good on a warm or cool day. It’s good with beer or with (shoot, what do people drink besides beer?) non-alcoholic beer. You can top it with cheese or sour cream or onions or tortilla chips or all of those things. It’s full or protein and healthy vegetables. It might be nature’s perfect food. (I assume it grows on trees or perhaps in-ground like a yam or vole.)

Why the chili talk today? Is it because there’s no other post yet? And we’re trying to get to a certain word count? No one can say really. But somewhere there’s a bowl of chili waiting for you. Grab it with both hands and don’t let it go. I mean, grab the bowl with both hands. Grabbing the chili itself will result in a mess.

What we’re really doing is creating a Meta Four, where chili is life. And it’s appropriate, since you need food to live, and we’ve established that chili is perfect as food. So go forth, and eat chili, and fart like your life depends on it, and tell everyone the good news: You are here to stay, and full of chili, and ready for the world!