Reddit gave me and three other moderators the opportunity to travel to Indianapolis to cover the NFL Combine! Over the course of three 12-hour days, we conducted 90ish player and media member interviews and spent 10 hours on the field during drills. The following are my notes from day 3. Click to read day 1 and day 2!
Combine day 3, aaauuuughgghhghggghhhhhhhOKAY FINE BUT I’M TIRED. There is a certain pressure to enjoy every moment of an amazing opportunity you’re given, as if nobody ever cries at Disneyland. I’m here to testify that it is impossible to be having an amazing time, all the time, during an objectively amazing experience. Each of these early (for me) mornings prior to media session have been increasingly difficult to stomach, and I’m now on my fourth as I write this. Yes, I understand that plenty of people get up at 530am and go do strenuous things like…jog? and that I am a big fussy baby for crying over getting up to sit and type on a plasticky little keyboard. But I am what I am, and what I am this morning is TIRED.
But enough of that. Yesterday morning was exclusively for the offensive linemen, and as previously stated the media giants had all cleared out.
This created an odd flip-flop where now our side of the media hall with all the podiums was startlingly barren while the radio and podcast side was still packed. For those unaware, offensive linemen are often characterized by being super down to earth, easy-going, and fun to talk to. I was one of the unaware, and was initially shocked by how many great stories the hall staff shared about linemen they’d interacted with. Perhaps the best was a story about Jason Kelce bursting into a men’s restroom at a party so that he could adjust the Christmas lights he’d woven into his beard, the same year he would eventually give his famous mummer speech from the Eagles victory parade.
The biggest trap of a huge room being used for interviews becoming very empty is that you now need to be very, very quiet so that your voice doesn’t get picked up on the cheap, cheap microphones that you’re using to interview. This proved to be a challenge for the loudest and most motor-mouthy of our group (me) and I would like to apologize if you hear me rambling in what probably sounds like an urgent whisper while trying to find out how many pancakes Pat Coogan thinks he can eat in 24 hours.
As the final media session came to a close, I watched the vibrant room of three days ago return to its dormant state as just another cavernous expanse within the Indiana Convention Center.
It is a humbling thing to watch a large room become ever larger as objects are removed from it. I experienced it many times growing up, as we moved a lot – watching a place empty out, going from ‘place with memories’ to a vacant ‘space of little identity’ has a strong finality to it. I’m old enough now to appreciate that kind of closure. I stepped out of the quiet hall to make the long walk one last time to Lucas Oil Stadium, which was, in sharp contrast, hosting the loudest and most exciting environment of the weekend: combine drills for WRs, QBs, and RBs.
The stadium was significantly more populated than on previous days.
Of course it was Saturday so many people were off of work, but also the content on offer was quite a bit more exciting for the average viewer. I once again took up residence in what I’ve been calling my office each day and enjoyed watching the WRs and RBs run their 40s.
Time seemed to skip forward as I worked to troubleshoot video file transfers and parse through photos and videos from the field. Before long the QBs were throwing, and not long after we were walking out of the stadium. No firm sense of finality this time, only the familiar ritual of a crowd ejecting itself out of doors and hallways back into the chill evening air.
The guys and I burned up the rest of the evening swapping stories and talking ball in the airbnb until one of us finally had to head to bed. One of my favorite aspects of opportunities like these is to relive the summer camp-esque fast friendships that come from being in an experiential bubble entirely removed from everyday life. I have no doubt that I’ll be keeping in touch with these guys, and we all sincerely hope to return for another NFL event in the future. For now, though, I’ll try to not feel too guilty that I’m somewhat relieved to return to a little normalcy, especially in the ‘let’s have regular meals again’ department. Concessions can only get you so far, after all. Now I’m moving on to running a board game booth at GAMA Expo. If I write up a column about those days, I’ll see you there!




I inadvertently scheduled myself a hell of a day tomorrow. My morning is gym, yearly physical, DMV to renew driver’s license
WVU and TCU have created a bit of a rivalry since both joined the Big 12 (16). It’s more good-natured and fun, not the seething hatred of WVU-VT or TCU-Baylor.
DO WHAT YOU MUST DO FOR THE COUNTRY AND YOUR LORD NEEDS, BLOOD EYES.
PHASE IV-C: Near Las Vegas
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I’m just stunned that MacNamara, who studied under Boeheim, forces his kids to run the offense the entire time and doesn’t just let them play iso ball for the majority of the game.
Much like that that 26 second window on prom night, the prospect of duke losing in the first round was fun while it lasted
that white boy in the middle for siena dunks like we fight iran
largely because like our economy and oil reserves soon will be he is exhausted and depleted
Siena is exhausted.
Their bench must be total ass.
(the bench has BallsOfSteelAndFury’s attention)
Their NIL money consists of donations from strippers-did you think they went 10 deep?
/Coach Mac can write his own contract in the offseason given this performance.
Even if they went 6-7 deep, man, let someone take a breather.
Duke just shook off their hangover.
TRANQ ‘EM AGAIN! TRANQ ‘EM AGAIN!!
Siena The Stripper School showing some moxie!
O/U on Masters commercials over the next four days: 55
oh its gonna be one of THOSE duke teams (somehow even more annoying than usual, shoulda lost multiple times, but no)
This is going to be their one close call and then they’re going to roll. Bastards.
Another year another badger failure. Now Spring IS here!
*As 26 inches of snow slowly melts*
The Pope is American, Siena are the Saints, Dook are devils…
C’mon, Leo, call in a favor…
Sienna missed a dunk attempt to go up 15 and the followup dunk attempt and it feels like the clock is striking midnight.
Very much so. The tide has turned.
The Runnin’ Rebels will soon take the capital!
16:16 EST and we’re back again.
Even Lowratio loves March Madness.
Congrats to JG9 and all High Point alumni and supporters on your first win in the Tournament, and getting the Madness started.
Also, really cool reading through what happens during, and behind the scenes, of an event like the Combine. Is Reddit sending you here for The Draft? Let me know if you do.
I’ve stated (typed?) this before, but if any of yinz are coming to town for the collegiate player auction, lemme know. I’ll be here*.
(*I hope.)
Love that they won by a single point
Lowratio and High Point in the same post?
Watch your kneecaps, mister.
Are you saying Lowratio doesn’t get high and point?
There’s a joke to be made about my feud with God when I’m rooting a team of saints to beat the devils
CBS can’t get Tracy a step ladder to make these interviews with 6’10” power forwards a little less ridiculous?
get her the Booger sidelines sky lift
Oh my god, Wisconsin, suck more why don’t you?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:
There’s a reason every packers fan I know lives in the greater chicago area
THESE BADGERS LEMME TELL YA I CALL THEM HILLARY CLINTON BECAUSE ON THE NATIONAL STAGE WISCONSIN IS SEEN AS A BIG FAILURE
High point win upset the server’s bracket
Yikes! Thanks for coming, Buckeyes.
BLOOD EYES ADVANCE, 66-64
WVU lost to Ohio State back in November, yet somehow beat TCU twice. That’s why the Mountaineers are too good for the NCAA Tournament, baby. College Basketball Crown is where REEL WINNARS play!
Wonder if Princess has an inside line on an actual crown… maybe tiara…
More importantly, is Dok’s bracket still perfect after one game?
Even more important, how does this impact the Leafs’ playoff chances?!
No, no it is not lol
Good thing I enjoyed it while I could! And my round of 32? STILL PERFECT
Nice jerb, TCU! And High Point is clawing its way back. I picked on the Big Whatever for my upset calls.
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [immediately prior to leaving for vacation] We need to clean before we go. I don’t want to come home to a dirty house.
– [one week later] –
DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [immediately after arriving home] We need to clean up, everything is all dusty.
/ DOG and CAT run straight to Dr. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ upon her return
// DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ ignores furred four-legged creatures
/// DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ sprints for closet
//// DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ opens closet door excitedly
///// DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ lovingly tightly wraps her arms around and hugs VACUUM
////// DR. MRS DEADLY, ESQ exclaims, “I’VE MISSED YOU SO VERY MUCH!!”
“What’s this ‘we’ shit, kemo sabe?”
23 entries into the DFO bracket group. I’m not mad at those of you who didn’t enter, but I am disappointed
My bad. Too busy dealing with…..
Okay, I’m not gonna lie, I was tired alright?
Is it too late to enter?
Planned to, shit happened
My favorite four days of the spr0tts calendar year (with the PGA Championship and US Open being close 3rd and 2nd, respectively). Instead of witnessing the potential MADNESS and getting pissed at my bracket selections (which, I did do this year!), I instead get to deal with parking complaints and old people falling over.
Looking like Nebraska will finally, FINALLY win a Tournament game. It would be their very first ever, going 0-9 in their previous attempts. They are the last Power 4/5 school sans any NCAA Tournament victory. Even Northwestern, who was easily the last Power 4/5 school to nawt make the Tourney advanced to the Round of 32 in of their three appearances since finally getting there in 2017.
I expected the loss of Louisville’s second-leading scorer to affect the Cardinals, and almost changed my pick in their First Round game against USF. Good thing I simply forgot to do so; they’re running away from the Bulls.
Trendy 12-5 upset pick, and JaguarGator9 alum, High Point is not having a good time against Wisconsin. Badgers up 34-26 at the 6:22 mark of the first half.
Finally, the 8-9 matchup of Ohio State-BLOOD EYES is going down the wire. Horny Toads up, 61-59 with 76 seconds left in regulation.
How the fuck you doin’, boys and ladies?
Can you answer every call with STICK TO SPROTS!!!111 and let us know how that goes?
HuskerS DuE
I get roped into an oddball bracket each year. You pick 4 teams from each region and get their seeding for points when they win. The bonus questions are different-
How many round 3 winners are from a state that has an international shipping port?
How many 12 seeds will win?
How many games in round 2 will be won by a #6 seed or higher?
How much does your mistress weigh?
Stuff like that.
THIS is why Maths Is Hard does not intimidate you!
/side-eyes Litre and Bastard Man Ayo
None of the games hve finished yet right? So my bracket is still perfect!
True, but Troy has pretty clearly given up the ghost. This will be the Cornfuckers’ first EVAR win in the NCAAT.
Also, Hippo eagerly awaits Dok’s BotG re hawkey lessons FOAR grownups
They don’t start for a while unfortunately, and it looks like it might require an investment in gear which I’m not sure I’m dedicated enough to make. Will keep you updated tho!
PHASE IV-B: Eastern Colorado
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I fill out brackets every year despite watching zero college basketball. I somehow won a family pool last year and took $250 as a prize
I miss the raw competitiveness that filling a bracket infuses. I just couldn’t force myself to be half-arsed this year.
Me too. First time I haven’t filled one out in 25+ years
This is one of the downsides of WFH. I wouldn’t want to do it through the work Slack channel, and I can’t wander around from desk to desk and compare weekends.
I haven’t been to my office building (I no longer have a designated office) since they did all the renovations. I fear I’d have a panic attack at the changes, even if I went in on a Sunday or some shit.
Ages ago I won half a bitcoin in a pool my bitcoin enthusiast friend hosted. I think it was via picking Duke in 2001.
Tourney seems to be starting with a “Fuck you Redshirt” and while I’m not unhappy, we really should check on our Ohio brethren.
It seems the Bloodeyes Gods will get they BLOOD after all?
Are you telling me that another overrated Big Ten team is eating a bunch of dicks in the NCAA Tournament? Why, that only happens every year!!
(of course as soon as I type that TCU forgets how to play basketball; you’re welcome, Redshirt)
I didn’t bother with a bracket this year. All I know is I will take the UConn men to go to the Sweet Sixteen and then lose in inglorious fashion.
As for the UConn women, barring injury everyone else is playing for second.
Same, no brackets whatsoever.
Pretty good chance both the UConn men and women will have to go through UCLA.
And I’m not sure the women’s game will be a walkover. Men’s game will depend on Bruin health; if it’s good, then the game should be pretty competitive.
The UConn women will eat UCLA alive.
(the men could easily lose to them)
There is a cunnilingus joke that Hippo is TWO GENTLEMANLY to make here.
still a few mins away from quad box glory
I’m glad you were able to enjoy this event before Lucas Oil got nationalized by the federal government to help alleviate supply issues brought on by Operation
EpsteinI mean Epic Fury.This sounds like such a great time. Definitely one of the more fun off-season events to attend in person since you got to talk to so many people and see the details of the drills.
We should run the 40 at the next DFOcon! I’m nawt fast and I have short, stubby legs, so I won’t be faster than most of y’all but at least it’ll be close. Even the super big NFL prospects are gonna be sitting down having a coffee by the time I finish if we were starting side by side
Two timed evens:
Run a 40
Drink a 40
I would do well in one of these.
have you heard about the beer mile?
it’s on a 400 yard track, and before each lap one needs to drink a bottle of beer
Think the record is around 4 minutes
I saw a video of that once. It hurts to watch.
I always thought it was really neat that Tom Brady was so talented at chugging.
When I was in college some friends of mine roped me into an intramural track meet because I lifted weight and therefore ought to be able to throw the shot put, right?
Wrong.
The shot does require strength, but when it comes to making a difference it is all about technique. There were about 20 of us throwing the shot. I finished well in the back half. There was one guy who had any sort of technique and he was a good 30′ past the second place guy, who was probably within 5′ of everyone else.
But then they roped my into running the 60-yard dash, (“we get points just for participating!”) where I’m pretty sure I finished dead last, and then they had me run a leg of the relay races where I got knocked on my ass during the baton transition because I had no idea what the fuck I was doing.
Our team did not win. It was hilarious, and a lot of fun.
PHASE IV-A: JFK to LAX
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Shouldn’t you be up front, flying the plane?
Glad you had the experience Alex, nice to hear stories involving a combine without someone losing a limb
When I was in college my then roommate was in AGR, not surprisingly the agricultural frat. We went to a party there one night, walk inside and, the first group we see, and I swear on my kids this is true, there are 2 guys missing hands/forearms.
Another friend turns to me and says “well, I guess tractor accident jokes are out”
Did you catch Andrew Berry to see if you could make a deal for his 2031 1st and 2nd rounders before someone in the AFC South fleeces them away?
Oh this was on last night’s comments.
I need to watch more news.
PHASE III-B: More Delta One Lounge, JFK
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