The AFL season is finally underway for ALL teams as the ones that missed it last week finally got to play. If you guessed that a losing coach this week said the ones that played last week had an unfair advantage, please go ahead and claim your prize. Let’s go!

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The AFL Ladder

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Round 1 Results

Round 1 Highlights and Placeholder Videos

Round 2 Schedule

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AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results

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Notes and Comments

I know it’s SUPER early in the season, but your top three right now look unbeatable. All of them blew out their opponents this week. Perhaps most impressive was Sydney’s huge win over the reigning champions.

Gold Coast beat the crap out of West Coast as expected, but they have the look of a team that is going places. If they can continue to accumulate points against weak opponents, a Top Four spot is theirs.

The GWS Giants, on the other hand, succumbed to the Western Bulldogs and didn’t really put up much of a fight. Yes, it’s a given that their full squad is not healthy, but they got trucked by the Doggies. Western has now beaten Brisbane and GWS and look to be for real.

Brisbane has now run into buzzsaws two weeks in a row. Is it the opponents or is there perhaps a championship hangover? Having your captain and star player involved in a sleazy extramarital affair during the off-season couldn’t have helped.

Finally, the surprise of the week was North Melbourne bearing the crap out of Port Adelaide. Maybe they are on their way back from the bottom of the ladder? At least for one week, they looked good, which should make Roos fans happy.

It was a great week for Spammy in the AFL Tipping Competition as he takes over first place. Next week, we have some teams on bye, so it will be another weird week, but we should be back to normal soon. Don’t forget to put the tips in!

If you are a member of an AFL club or you got a Watch AFL membership, you should be able to watch every AFL and AFLW game, including replays. Game times vary between Australian afternoon and evening, which actually makes it easier for us in North America to watch as the games can be seeing in the evenings on Pacific Time and early mornings on Eastern time.

If you haven’t become a member of a club or signed up for the Watch AFL app, you can still watch the AFL and AFLW games in the USA on either FS1 or FS2 and in Canada on TSN. Showtimes can be found here on the Australian Football Association of North America website. But I do recommend that you join a club. It’s fun and they send you free shit.

See you next week!

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blaxabbath

An AZ republican congressional candidates are now submitting a recall campaign on Pima County (Tucson) Sheffiff Nanos. Because he didn’t find Savannah Guthrie’s mom. Just like the FBI. Just like so many other people who go missing in our border state all the time.

But mainly because he’s a democrat, obviously, and just being a punitive dickhead is the sole qualification for leading the stupid sheep who vote republican.

blaxabbath

We’re going to find out Trump got wind that a Stan Marsh made fun of him on TV and that’s why America had to attack South Pars, Iran.

Brick Meathook

PHASE I: Delta Sky Club, Washington National DCA

https://ibb.co/j9Nj9vZ1

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Brick Meathook

PHASE II: DCA to JFK.

https://ibb.co/7JFNrBG5

Brick Meathook

PHASE III: Delta One Lounge at JFK

https://ibb.co/pjjbHpRY

Gumbygirl

I’m going to get a pedicure tomorrow. Nails are currently bright pink. What color should I go for?

Mr. Ayo

Fog Blue

WCS

One of those colors does doesn’t exist.

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2Pack

Royal purple Cara

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Mr. Ayo

Just the greatest organization. Fucked up the Watson trade. And now have fucked up the restructures so much they need 5 MOAR years of 1st round picks to get out of it. And he’ll never play for them again.

SonOfSpam

Man, today was a day. Will nawt bore you with details, but I aged about 5 years since I woke up. Luckily I’m immature enough to handle the increase.

Thanks for being awesome.

Mr. Ayo

Your welcome.

Gumbygirl

BFC doesn’t appear to be around, so Imma do it. You’re.

Mr. Ayo

Thank you for ur service.

Doktor Zymm

Human earth years? That sounds rough

2Pack

I learned all about designer metal railings last evening. Finally getting around to the outside work on the renovations, so light at the end of the tunnel there. I’ll be so happy to get my dull life back and not have work crews around.

SonOfSpam

Good luck getting the railing you deserve!

2Pack

It will certainly be the railing I pay (much) for. Wifey’s taste is impeccable… and account balance testing…

Doktor Zymm

Sounds like the last few steps, congrats!

Sharkbait

9-3 hockey win wooo. Two of the goals I gave up ended up bouncing in off of me. Oh well, glad to finally be getting some goal support

Doktor Zymm

I noticed my local rink has hockey lessons for adults. Considering it, I can skate but I’ve never worn hockey skates, only figure skates. And I’m guessing the whole stick/puck thing doesn’t have a lot of analogues to anything I’ve done in the past 15 years unless it’s kinda like flipping pancakes with a spatula?

Sharkbait

Do it! It’s worth trying out

Gumbygirl

You don’t have to worry about the puck if you are a defenseman. Be a goon!

Doktor Zymm

Dinner: blueberries, a glass of rose, and a cheese aged in rose

Doktor Zymm

I think there are rose petals in the cheese rind also!

2Pack

I got some fig infused pecorino the other day which will be revisited often.

Doktor Zymm

That does sound lovely

Doktor Zymm

Enjoying this Torts R Us book. It is incredibly corny

blaxabbath

I gemeni’d how to make the peanut butter and banana smoothie from nektar.
Then I made a double tonight.

I’m like 48 if 64oz done.

WCS

Miami (Not Da U) on a 13-0 run against Craig James U.

Redshirt

…but…but…they weren’t supposed to be good enough for the tournament. The experts said… Think of the experts…!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook
Redshirt

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Gumbygirl

I hate when one of those fuckers gets in the house. Yes, I am talking about Yodas.

Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

Have to work tomorrow le sigh, I want to be gluttonoUs, stoned and hailing GAMBLOR all day in my basement.

Gatoraids

need Hanson to quad box it all day

litre_cola

The start to my tipping season is much like my St. Kilda Saints. Ouch.

Doktor Zymm

Keep it up and you won’t make the playoffs but you won’t be last either!

Gatoraids

Twas the night before the tourney and all was quiet , not a feature was stirring not even a balls

Redshirt

Bengals LB Logan Wilson retiring is causing every Bengals fan to post the holding penalty from Super Bowl LVI that set up the Rams winning touchdown putting the blame on the loss on that “phantom hold”.

Thanks, Social Media, I nearly got over Zac Taylor’s 2nd Half playcalling where things like screens and draws were forbidden and Rams DL and Bengals OL took years off Burrow’s career and Bengals’ fans’ life expectancy. I really needed the reminder.

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blaxabbath

Sounds like you need a Bengals QB Wilson situation….

Redshirt

Russell or MILF Hunter Z?

scotchnaut

T’would appear this is the night thread?

Gatoraids

Nightthreading…deserves a quiet night Niiiighthreading…

Mr. Ayo

Wumbo Wednesday got cancelled? Damn woke culture.

Redshirt

I tried to tell y’all that woke could go too far!

Gumbygirl

Senor must have gotten a juicy trial.

scotchnaut

Andre B is killing it in this.

scotchnaut

The dad gets beat up to Canned Heat’s “On The Road Again”, which makes no sense but them producers probably got the tune on the cheap.

/that dude’s voice is so weird

scotchnaut

The very worst interaction I’ve had with cops? They took their sweet time leaving the bar after I told them they couldn’t have another round.

/things might be a wee bit different up here-here and there

Doktor Zymm

Woohoo!

scotchnaut

Forgot that Andre Braugher was in this.

/these heavy Brooklyn accents probably turned a lot of people off

scotchnaut

No wonder this movie wasn’t successful-there were two different timelines to follow.

Gumbygirl

Martyrdom would be nice

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scotchnaut

I just came across the name “Needy Amin” and I guffawed.

scotchnaut

I don’t mind saying that every time I watch Donnie Darko I notice another damn thing and I appreciate it more. And it has nothing to do with Mr. Evil Bunny and time traveling.

/what’s up next? “Frequency” A mystery/thriller tied together through a sporting event? This movie has never gotten its proper chops.

Sharkbait

Wooo Bulldogs!

Also, between them, Brighton and Hove Albion, and Reading FC, I apparently have a thing for foreign teams that primarily wear blue and white

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scotchnaut

Can I interest you in a little team that goes by the name of THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS?

/what is this national hockey show (“Overdrive”) talking about? The Leafs (not a preview, they don’t play tonight) and the fact that they’re 6 points above being one of the lousiest five teams in the NHL

WCS

One of my side interests is watching the ALPHA BROS experience their supernovae of failure happen in real-time.
West Watson finally dug his own route back to hard time yesterday. It’s so gloriously hilarious. He’s going back away for a longer time than his first stint. It could not have happened to a bigger tool in Miami.

LemonJello

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Gatoraids

Miami is getting to be quite the toolshed

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Woooooooo
Not last*
*yet

Brick Meathook

I want to find a gambling site that will take wagers on how soon Hegseth gets pushed under the bus.

Bondi too, but only because her ass is getting fat.

Gatoraids

depends who puts up the best ratings on Fox maybe Gutfeld!

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t overlook Gabbard!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The only reason Essendon got blown out by 60+ points is because they are too distracted wondering if they are going to get called up for service in Operation Epic Fuel Prices.

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