Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.
I have the last 2 days of March off, as if I don’t take the days, I will loose them. Been on a crazy project for the last year or so, so having a break is nice. It’s also kinda nice here, aka just above freezing, so can start to do all the outside spring-y stuff. Which reminds me that I still need to get the Christmas lights off the house as I ain’t going up on the roof when it’s snow covered. Thinking that I need to get those permanent lights for outside, but too cheap to get them installed. Maybe if I had Appleby’s money, I’d think about it more.
Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.
This was a great read Sir. Thank you for the hustle here.
2Pack
I don’t want a corner I want and edge rusher so now I’m watching you instead!
DJ TAJ
As I dropped off my girlfriend for her vacation, I said “well, I guess I’m back to my bachelor roots this week!”
Her: grimaces, imagines me hanging out in bars flirting with women
Me: imagines sitting on the couch watching sports, eating bad food, and posting on DFO
Dunstan
By divine or demonic intervention (both really), I’ve now made 48 trips around the sun today. To celebrate, I’m doing what we do every night Pinky…TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WOR…looks around
Nevermind. I don’t want it. I’ll work instead.
NotShogunButShogun
Daughter invited me and the missus to sit in on her Master’s dissertation yesterday. A couple of friends were invited as well. I didn’t know that was a thing, but it turned that her professors like it. I wanted to get some of those sticks with a picture of her head on it, or maybe bring a vuvuzela, but the missus put the kibosh on that.
I knew that Masters of Public Health is really all about statistics, but “Directed Acyclic Graph,” did surprise me. Daughter told me afterwards, “Ugh, hate those, but you have to have at least one in a presentation.”
BugEyedBoo
Would like to give you an insight into how sophisticated Leafs hatred is up here-
Everyone is rooting for the Leafs to finish bottom 6th or 7th in the league because of a 1st round draft pick they sent to the Bruins. If the Leafs finish as one of the five-worst teams in the league they get to keep the pick and surrender their #1 next year.
scotchnaut
As part of my farewell tour I checked in one last time (as an employee, I’m sure I’ll visit to shop there from time to time) at Aviano. My USAF counterparts treated me to lunch and gave me the T shirt. 555th Fighter Squadron F-16 to go along with my USMC 26th MEU shirt. Looks like I need to hit up the Navy down in Napoli to complete the set.
2Pack
My Scottish sister in law is brilliant, but she fits the bumbling genius stereotype. She and my othe SIL are in South Dakota, she’s interviewing at Dakota State for the president job. It’s a two day ordeal, she had to interview with the search committee, the deans and faculty, students, other staff, and a group of alumni. In her first meeting today, where she had to introduce herself to the whole group, she broke the lectern and spilled a bottle of water all over her dress. I fucking love her!
Gumbygirl

Don T
Way to make fun of someone’s Achilles Heel. Oh, no. I’m…. Please stop crying, Thetis.
Redshirt
$$$
Redshirt
Steve Kerr is the heart and soul of Arizona Alumni Community.
ASU has Kyle Rittenhouse.
blaxabbath
Come on Cougars!
/may be one of Balls AVN award videos
litre_cola
Orioles home opener
Mrs. Fozz lost her mind as we looked for a parking space
I drank a lot of beers and ate a bbq sandwich that would have brought Atlas to his knees
Kept drinking
Got yelled at
Now I’m home. still drinking.
jjfozz
Like a day early but now I can be ready with jokes for tomorrow night!
blaxabbath
The nice thing about Tiger Woods, he seems to only injure himself when he recklessly drives impaired
Doktor Zymm
Worst driver on the tour.
Mr. Ayo
I hate the offseason but it helps to keep busy.
Redshirt
What was the over/under on how long it would be before the Dr. Mrs. insisted on the “deep cleaning” of a house that was cleaned before we left and stayed uninhabited for the entire week? Because it clocked in at “48 hours”.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Back to looking for freelance writing gigs cause, you know, my son has to go to college.
Fuck higher education and the simpering greedheads who make it just about impossible for working parents to pay for school. Fuck them with a rusty axe handle.
Also, did I mention that they should be stuffed with live moray eels until their heads explode?
jjfozz
/wife took this week off so I checked in on her by text yesterday
Me: “Hey, what are you up to?”
Her: “I’m shaving.”
Me: “Oh my.”
Her: “The dogs, you idiot.”
Me: “Ahhh…”
scotchnaut
Finally had a Movie Night with Lil’ and Lil’er WCS that we’ve been trying to do for months. We all fell asleep within 30 minutes on the couch; just got them to bed, and collected meself up here with ample (non-alcoholic) beverages, snacks, kratom, and a vape.
I’ve earned this incoming four-day weekend. Debating on a shower now. How’re yinz?
WCS
The town is celebrating promotion to Series B tonight. It’s gonna be a late one.
2Pack
Today I learned that the judge in the “Deepthroat” obscenity trial called it, “A Feast of Carrion and Squalor” which is a fantastic descriptor of the Golden Corral experience.
scotchnaut
Runners are fucked up. After hearing one lady running by talking about how her toenails kept falling off from running, there was a total jackass running with his two daughters, they looked around 9 or 10, and he was saying “just open your chest like this, that’ll make it hurt less, walking doesn’t make it easier” and I’m pretty sure he runs so he can get away from all the people who just want to punch him in the face after hearing him talk for 10 seconds. His poor kids.
Doktor Zymm
TRUE USELESS WCS FACT: I ran cross-country in high school. It’s partially how I screwed up my right knee. That’s an entirely different tale. Anyway, I would practice run, and my younger brother would riff on me for doing so. One particular event was when we were in Ocean City, MD on vacation, I’d run on the beach. When I got back to the condo, he dubbed me, “Run Nazi,” which sort of stuck.
Flash forward 26 years, I no longer run (I really can’t), and he has run in a dozen marathons, AND has run in a half-dozen 100 mile events.
That’s clinically megamanical. THIS HAS BEEN YOUR USELESS TRUE WCS FACT.
WCS
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