It’s All About The “B” Tonight-Your Monday Evening Open Thread

Basketball that is, but you knew that.

This despite the fact that the Senators are in the last wild card spot, are on a lovely run, have a game in hand on most other teams and hold all the tie-breakers. As the sun rises in the East, the Red Wings are stumbling down the stretch-Yzermanball just isn’t working.

The Moneyed Folk Have Spoken:

UNC’s cash-flush alumni helped push very average Hubert Davis out the door and left it open long enough for Michael Malone to waltz in, if rumors are true. An odd choice, given that he has 12 NBA seasons under his belt, though he did cut his teeth as an assistant with Manhattan, Providence and Oakland back in the day.

To The Game!

UCONN/MICH:

-I’m not going to pretend that I know much about either of these teams but…

-Though they are a #2 seed and only have 5 losses it feels like the Huskies are playing with free money. Should they lose it’s ok-they’ve got the #10 and rising best recruiting class next year. (though that isn’t nearly as important as it was only five years ago)

-The Wolverines had the second-toughest strength of schedule this regular season and that has prepared them well for this tourney. They’re winning games by an average of 21.6 points and no opponent has come within single digits while losing. I dare say they’ve got a wee bit of momentum.

Enjoy the evening.

 

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Senor Weaselo

Hold up, I fucking WON?

ballsofsteelandfury

Congratulations!!

I’m happy I ended up NOT LAST

Gumbygirl

Yeah, me too. Congrats Senor!

SonOfSpam

I was terrible and finished ahead of many many Yeah Right family members.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like you didn’t rig that to screw over Horatio

SonOfSpam

Need your address for the gently-used Fleshlight. Also your bank account and routing numbers for shipping purposes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s unfair that Michigan was bigger and taller and stronger and faster and better at basketball than UConn. Fucking rigged bullshit.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

Werner Herzog presents the Care Bears Movie

BrettFavresColonoscopy
NotShogunButShogun

Ahh…my teenage years.

ballsofsteelandfury

I wish!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Look, I was in last in the DFO bracket pool for a really long time and finished in third. So never give up on your dreams, especially if you don’t have any.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nice that it was UConn not Michigan that ran out of timeouts this time.

yeah right

The world does not need another Dan Hurley close up.

Horatio Cornblower

Welp, time to go up to campus and see what the natives might be up to to occupy the 86 State troopers who I understand were deployed to campus tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

Michigan by 6.

Spread was 7.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did you bet on that game? Who are you, Dr. Farthing?

https://youtu.be/5CQqgUZnsEI?si=Y_NPArvL4xA5NPip

Horatio Cornblower

Hell no, I just find it amazing how often the spread and the final score are so close to each other.

BC Dick

It’s almost like professionals are setting the line to entice rubes into giving them their money and then once they do they move the line to draw in more money from all the hayseeds who weren’t enticed by the first bucket of chum.

yeah right

Lance Armstrong’s alter ego was named Solo Ball.

People forget that.

BC Dick

Like his Chris Gaines but with an uneven inseam.

Horatio Cornblower

THIS GUY BRAYLON MULLINS I CALL HIM THE UNITED STATES IN VIETNAM, BECAUSE HE KEEPS DOING THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN EVEN THOUGH IT’S NOT WORKING AND HE’S GETTING HIS ASS KICKED!!!

2Pack

Ciao tutti

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yeah right

I would eat those jelly beans.

Doktor Zymm

Fixed myself dinner, first bite took a chunk out of the back left of my tongue. Now trying to enjoy dinner while trying to avoid causing myself extreme pain with every bite. It’s nawt great.

2Pack

That always happens at the start of a really good meal. Because we can’t have nice things.

BC Dick

The worst part is you know that’s going to be an issue for at least 2 more days.

Horatio Cornblower

UConn has executed their game plan to prefection. Michigan has yet to hit a 3.

UConn is down by 4.

yeah right

You’re that deep in the paint, don’t put the ball on the ground big man!

NotShogunButShogun

A plus to living on the moon. No pop-in visits. And you’d see the assholes coming.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hi, Bob!

NotShogunButShogun

Ned Ryerson?!

LemonJello

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Was kinda thinking more the For All Mankind Bob Newhart bit, but whatever floats your proverbial boat!

Senor Weaselo

Well we know Shogun isn’t Ernie
https://youtu.be/kIq8jLj5TzU

NotShogunButShogun

Can confirm. More like Oscar and the Count. With a touch of the Chef

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fleshwound_NPG

artemis 2 crew officially now earthbound

(currently seeing a solar eclipse from the moon’s perspective)

Senor Weaselo

That’s one of the most badass sentences they could say.

/Also thought of this one after: “Don’t you mean they’re Mother 2?” -Particular subsets of gamers

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NotShogunButShogun

Nes nods in approval

Brick Meathook

The first astronauts were actually monkeys.

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NotShogunButShogun

Keep my family outta this!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I actually didn’t know basketball was on tonight, but to be fair

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I don’t really pay attention to what day it is

King Hippo

Man oh man, do I ever look forward to…going to bed. That’s like every day there ain’t no FITBAW on, now. Huzzah, late-middle age!

WCS

Regardless of the eventual result, Lowratio is in for a very strange night.

fleshwound_NPG

so, normal night

King Hippo

Do you always say THANKS, Obama!!!???

HIPPO always says THANKS, Obama!!11111

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