Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hot Hot Hot

Welcome back! The bar is open on a nice Friday for the first time in a while! This week I’m taking some inspiration from a cocktail test I did on the cape last weekend. I needed to use up part of a jalapeno pepper and figured attempting another drink with it was the way to go, before cooking the rest of it for breakfast this morning. I wanted to see if I could impart some of the heat from the pepper into a regular dry martini. I kept the recipe basically the same, with the addition of some lemon juice to aid in the muddling process to get the flavor from the pepper out into the drink. Here’s exactly what I did:

3 oz. London dry gin

1 oz dry vermouth

Juice of 1/4 of a small lemon

4-5 slices of jalapeneo

Add pepper slices and lemon juice to a shaker. Muddle the peppers in the juice. Add gin, vermouth and ice. Stir until cold. Double strain into a chilled coupe glass. Garnish with more jalapeno pepper slices and a twist of lemon peel.

 

The nose is fairly benign, I get some vermouth coming through, very little gin botanicals, and no jalapeno at all.

So, the quarter of a small lemon is too much lemon juice apparently. That is the most prominent flavor at work here. It’s almost off putting to be honest. I was wondering if it wasn’t going to be enough when I was adding it. I’m clearly wrong and way overdid it. Mrs. Sharkbait was not a fan and suggested some sugar next time to cut it down. I declined to add some simple into the finished product to see if it would help, erring on the side of caution in order to attempt to finish this experiment.

I’m also slightly disappointed in the level of heat, or lack thereof. I guess that’s on me for rolling the dice on a jalapeno, which can be hot, or rather mild, which apparently was the one I got. I even left the seeds and ribs in when I muddled. It was a rather large pepper, and those are the ones that usually are milder in flavor. A change of pepper is required next time I attempt this. The finish is where the gin finally comes through.  Giving the finish a classic dry martini flavor profile. All in all, this was a decent attempt I think. At least it was a good way to use up a leftover jalapeno. More experimentation clearly needs to be done.

(Banner image courtesy Matthew Tetrault Photography)

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Brick Meathook

If it’s Friday it’s time for Sharkbait’s booze and Brick’s photography!

I won the Findlay Prize for this image back in 2017, and then my original signed print sold at gallery auction for $8500. I worked with the museum curators and the awards committee for the caption, which I think captures the essence of the imagery and my philosophical intent of the structural forms:

Transmissions #4, 2017
Brick Meathook (American, 2017)

“A study in infrastructural sublimity, this untitled work interrogates the uneasy dialogue between the engineered and the atmospheric. The austere silhouettes of utility poles and transmission lines rise like improvised monuments against a luminous field of sky, their geometric rigor counterposed by the volatile, sculptural mass of gathering clouds. Suspended between earth and ether, the cables trace delicate vectors of connection and dependency, rendering visible the otherwise invisible networks upon which contemporary life precariously rests. The image invites contemplation of the electrical grid not merely as a technological system, but as a kind of accidental land art—an evolving palimpsest inscribed across the horizon, where human ambition, environmental forces, and the passage of light converge in a fleeting moment of industrial transcendence.”

You’re undoubtedly wondering “Jesus Christ Brick, how the fuck did you do that?” The explanation would run several pages, but here are the notes from my journal which is perhaps helpful to guide your understanding of a very complex subject:

Journal Notes, Image 17-0915-22A
Some Telephone Poles
Home Depot Parking Lot
iPhone pointed out car window, yesterday
Caption by ChatGPT (set to “extra pretentious”)

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Horatio Cornblower

If I wanted heat in my gin martini I’d just buy the gasoline labeled ‘gin’ off the bottom shelf of my local package store and call it a day.

SonOfSpam

Two things (and good morning!)

a) Pretty funny that the 250th USA Concert thing is down to like Vanilla Ice and the surviving Milli Vanilli guy. “Ted Nugent” is trending on Twitter because people are suggesting additions to the lineup.
8) I’m not a jalapeno fan (both the heat level and the flavor, wussy gringo), but with yours coming out bland, you were left with a martini, which is not a bad consolation prize.
19) Still need two moar CFL FFL entries or Maestro will seppuku.

Horatio Cornblower

Bret Michaels bowed out citing, among other things, threats to himself, his family, the band, and the crew.

Ordinarily I’d dismiss this as made-up “look at me” shit, but upon further reflection there isn’t much I wouldn’t do to keep Poison from retaking the stage for any reason, so maybe it did happen.

2Pack

Figured as a tea totaler… was the least I could do…

Horatio Cornblower

Johannson apparently grew to hate that song and the character.

Doubt he stopped cashing the checks it brought him.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love to add jalapeno for flavor but I’ll usually go with something a little more trustworthy if I’m looking for heat.

Doktor Zymm

For some reason the idea of a spicy gin drink has never occured to me. Ages ago I saw a recipe for a habanero/passion fruit drink I really wanted to try, but it wasn’t easy to find passion fruit juice back then. I should dig it out this summer

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Please do share if you find it; we’ve got a new crop of passion fruit coming in and the habanero plants are back into regular production as well.

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