Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Kinda gonna miss having a random footy game on the TV for the next while.  Not enough to, like, get up early and watch any Prem games Saturday mornings, just like in general.  Think that the NFL will start in a few weeks, or at least the mini camps, so something to look forward to.  

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


I can only hope the movie itself is as good as the poster.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I still hate that it’s not “The Search for More Money”
Senor Weaselo


Very last minute upgrade again! It seems the person who had this seat preordered the cheese plate, and that is a-ok by me, love a good cheese plate. Cheeeeeeese!
Doktor Zymm


Wifey Today: “Nephew is spending the day with me as I work from home.”

Me: [to myself] “Huh, that’s…odd.”

Me Again: [starts doing some math] “Hey, are SIL and BIL in a bit of trouble?”

Wifey: [silence]

Me Also: “Ok then.”
scotchnaut


VARgentina is amazing and I can’t believe I hadn’t thought of it
BrettFavresColonoscopy



Don T


Oh look, TSN is sucking up to its loser watchers with a survey-

MOST TORTURED FAN BASE

-Bills fans

-England soccer

-LEAFS FANS, OMG!

/pick one
scotchnaut


You had ONE JOB England

Though we shouldn’t be surprised. No lead is safe in Atlanta
Sharkbait


SAVAGE

rockingdog


I still can’t believe how badly England bottled things today. Gained the advantage and then just tucked into a tiny little ball waiting for Argentina to kick them and take their lunch money.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s happened so many times this Cup: team takes the lead, team goes into a shell to protect said lead, team loses lead and then game.

At some point you’d think everyone would learn something from this, but you would be wrong.
Horatio Cornblower


I miss my old neighbor.

He was Irish and as Baltimore as they came. Older than me and my wife, was a huge help when we moved into the neighborhood as newlyweds. How Irish, so Irish that when we sent pasta over to them he said, “Hey, the Fozzs made noodles.”

During a blizzard, he came outside and I yelled, “What have you been doing?”

“Nailing my wife since the first snowflake came down.”

Yeah, he was a fucking legend.
jjfozz


FOLKS! We are nearing tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues renewal time.

Lowratio League will be welcoming in our four new members freshly relegated from Freezer Vodka League.

If anyone no longer wants to participate, just let me know so we can find fresh fish to fill the ranks.
LemonJello


I have a plan B meme. Has dick to do with fuck, but it made me laugh

Gumbygirl


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: This is the dumbest-with-a-“b” timeline!

Redshirt

I think Diarrhea Lettuce was on the second stage of Warped Tour in 2003. I didn’t see them, though.
WCS


Found a funny:

Pete Hegseth: “We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset”

U.S. Military: suffers crushing defeat to the Persians
rockingdog


Thanks Don T, looking forward to some intense consolation prize action here today.

2Pack


 


Don T


Found a funny:

England’s first third place finish since World War II
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️
rockingdog


Big daydrinking day. 30+ degrees here, forest smoke but nae much. Went to the footy came home with a mate. Had drinks in the back of the residence, she was leaving and we were smoking a j. Deci came out and I backhanded launched said J. It is in the religo-s back yard. I want it. We are on ok terms but religion etc.
litre_cola


My tomatoes and olives are simply superior in flavor to store brought, or restaurant.
Do yourselves a favor folks, visit a local farmers market for your produce.
2Pack


Don’t cry for me, Argentina.
Mr. Ayo

You’ve been waiting all day to post that, haven’t you?
WCS


Found a funny:

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rockingdog


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Downfield Matriculator

Just exercising some flabby commenting muscles as I have been in lurk mode recently, but I alway appreciate these GTD summaries of the good stuff you guys send out. The Oregon Trail meme and the BMW meme I shared with my kids (all in their 20s) to pretend I am internet savvy! And I went sailing instead of watching the FIFAnale and it appears I made the correct choice. Now, we can all wake up from our soccer dreams — courtesy of the Onion: https://theonion.com/nation-wakes-up-from-strange-dream-where-they-were-watching-soccer/

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It took me all week to understand litre_cola’s comment, but I finally get it now!

NotShogunButShogun

Translating Hippo isn’t difficult.
I’ve spoken bourble far too many times, but I rarely typed it thank jebus.

2Pack

Thank you for the hustle here BoLaMS. It was a great week.

So apparently the key to Wifeys future good ankle health is 200 dollar Brooks running shoes. She’s had to see a physical therapist lately for a sore ankle that’s not getting better. It’s aggravated tendons and ligaments that just seem to show up over time. He recommended a top of the line shoe store that spent an hour examining 8 or 10 pairs of shoes before settling on the Brooks. Lesson learned, seek professional help and follow it on all the stuff that affects us as we age. He told Wifey that once she’s healed, with wearing these shoes she should be good to go.

2Pack

Absolutely. I lived the proper shoe things years ago because I love running. But with Wifey it was much more benign. She does aerobics but stays low impact. Our home has 3 levels so it was the stairs, over the years, that we think triggered her issue. The people at the shoe store were top notch. They observed her walk in the shoes discussed fit and feel with her, just super supportive, not just a sale.

2Pack

Yes I change out running shoes about every 6-8 months. I have custom made inserts computer mapped to my high arches feet also that get swapped out every 3 years. Those have certainly kept me on the daily runs at age 67 without pain or issues.

Gumbygirl

I love that you put “run” in quotes! I’m on a “diet” myself

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