Are You Feeling Some Post-World Cup Tristesse?

I think I said it somewhere in the comments but John Oliver’s advice to those whose interest has been piqued suggested that they, “Pick a team, follow them, and let it dominate your life in an unhealthy way.” Oh look, he’s describing 90% of sports fans all around the world.

What do have I for you today? Not very much.

Stop Being Weird, WNBA:

There were a couple of players left off the 3 point shooting contest at the all-star weekend and there is considerable grumbling. Sophie Cunningham and Sabrina Ionescu are on the outside looking in. The former is a viral social media sensation (I’ve been told) that would attract eyeballs with the added caveat that she’s currently sitting 2nd in the shooting from distance stat. The latter is a legend and the defending champion. Why does the league keep tripping over itself?

Pavia Hits The Pavement:

Diego Pavia did a rare thing and made Vandy football relevant for a second, finished 2nd in Heisman voting and followed that up by not being drafted. Welp, the Ravens got a closer look at the undrafted free agent and let him loose. Working against him was his height, 5′, 10″ and his advanced age of 24. (the horror) What I’m trying to say is that those playing CFL fantasy should have him on their radar.

Over The…You Know:

Tyreek posted some workout vids and stated that his repaired leg/knee is nowhere close to being ready. “The Cheetah” relied on razor sharp cuts and breakaway speed but now he’s 32 and staring at his Odell Beckham Jr. years.

Steer Clear of Cleveland:

That’s pretty much always solid advice but I’m talking to fantasy folks out there looking to grab a Browns wr in the later rounds on a flyer. Over the course of a 17 game season the entire room caught 4(!) TD passes. Look away.

Sports Tonight:

I don’t know and I don’t care.

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blaxabbath

Aloha.

Weather has been pretty nice. Nothing too funny happening out here either. We’re gonna fly down to check out the Volcanos park next week.

Sharkbait

My daughter keeps asking to go back to Hawaii. She’s not alone in that thought.

jjfozz

Celebrated the old man’s birthday tonight. He would have been 87. Hoisted a few vodkas in his name and got into an argument with my eife. Plus played “The Twist”, cause that fucker could dance like his ass was on fire an dhis head was catching.

Take care, you old bastard. Wherever you are I know you’re smiling and raising just a little bit of hell.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s probably knocking back a cold one as he watches with amusement as tWBS puts the moves on a Cheesecake Factory waitress.

2Pack

Work crushes are best left for flirting only.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey are any of you in congressman burlison’s district? I presume Internet dad is closest but that piece of shit needs to hear from his constituents about asking the head of the Smithsonian american history museum if she loves America.

Gumbygirl

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Sharkbait

What are the meals being prepped, that could factor into nightmares becoming dreams?

Doktor Zymm

Sounds good, I’ll take a few jars

Gumbygirl

I could go for pâté. And yes, I had to check to see which accents to use. I was pretty sure about the circumflex, but the other one was a 50/50/90 situation.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Redshirt

That’s not McConnell, Death! Just leave Mike alone for a few years with his kids in control and for God’s sake, pick up Mitch. He’s starting to smell!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Made myself an M&M. Very happy with it.

Sharkbait

I made the COTW. No spoilers

WCS

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Are you Frank Reynolds?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Because of my massive dong?

Sharkbait

Holy hell what a week.

NotShogunButShogun

I said that on Monday.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d say it’s the wrong week to stop sniffing glue, but that’s every week.

Sharkbait

The glue keeps us going through this dystopian hellhole of a timeline

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What up, assdicks?

Redshirt

Not much, buttmunch.

NotShogunButShogun

That’s MR. Assdick-Buttmunch III Esq. to you fartknocker!

Don T

You know, the usual. Some ass, some dick.

2Pack

The temperature again after a couple of days rain break.

Doktor Zymm

Considering that I’ve never applied for, researched, or even thought about getting a personal loan there sure are a lot of people calling me and offering me one

Doktor Zymm

I suspect, (could it be?!) that they MAY not be 100% legitimate

NotShogunButShogun

*GASP* I must find mah clutching pearls!

2Pack

I’d outright discount the one’s from Nigerian royalty if I were you.

Redshirt

I kind of want a ESPN 30-for-30 special on this guy’s NFL career.

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Gatoraids

fun world to be excited about new infowars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvDIgK1c0zU

Gumbygirl

I could watch that goat drinking a bottle for hours. I might do that tonight, get completely baked and have some personal goat time.

Doktor Zymm

It’s the GOAT of GOATS

ballsofsteelandfury

The WNBA was a tax write-off for the NBA but then Caitlin Clark happened and then Sophie Cunningham happened and so history repeated itself and David Stern sent Gary Bettman to the WNBA to kill it from within.

Doktor Zymm

Here’s a little Thursday Gravy for y’all.

The other night I had corn on the cob for dinner, and whenever I do that I make a batch of pasta in the big pot of boiling water after just to be efficient about it. I tossed the pasta with a bit of olive oil and into the fridge it went. Today for dinner, I plopped on a scoop of Trader Joe’s spinach dip, stuck it in the microwave for 30 seconds, added some local cherry tomatoes, and voila! A pretty damn tasty, almost zero effort dinner!

Gatoraids

looking for recipes for elote pasta now

Gumbygirl

Corn on the cob water grosses me out almost as bad as hot dog water. Oddly enough, I love both corn on the cob and hot dogs, but the cooking water gets dumped toot sweet, or I’m literally gagging. It’s one of my least charming personality quirks, so many things make me retch. If any of you imaginary people ever meet me in person, do yourselves a favor and never talk about snot for more than three seconds or so, because I will hurl on your fucking shoes, and I won’t be sorry!

Doktor Zymm

The corn is only in there about 45 seconds the way I do it, so it’s basically still water, maybe that would be ok?

Gumbygirl

That would probably be ok. I usually go about 4 or 5 minutes and then the water is getting gross, but the corn is good. I think the big problem is I keep the second piece of corn in there to stay warm, and then the funkiness gets extreme. Not in a good Parliament Funkadelic way!

Doktor Zymm

I basically just blanch so it doesn’t get chewy, got the good crunch!

Wakezilla

My work crush has worked part-time with me for the past three years. She’s this absolutely gorgeous, incredibly fit, curly haired 30 year old Iraqi woman. Anyway, I used to feel really bad for her because she would tell me about how she lost her other jobs because of the companies she worked for. But now that we’re in year three, and off the top of my head I can count at least 12 jobs she’s lost that “weren’t her fault,” I’m starting to think that maybe the companies aren’t the problem. . .

SonOfSpam

YOU CAN FIX HER

Gatoraids

SHE CAN BREAK ME

Gatoraids

but hey shes had this job for 3 years so maybe she got her shit together at at 30

Wakezilla

She would. Stereotypically, we associate Latinas with being cocoo for Coco puffs. I’m finding out Arab women make them seem sane. lol

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“It’s all the testosterone. Wonderful, magical testosterone.” – Pete Hegseth

ballsofsteelandfury

This is extremely true

Wakezilla

I used to think that until she told me with a straight face that her ideal man should make at least $150K/year. She’s in her right to want that and Lord knows she would be an incredible trophy wife.

Gatoraids

let the 30s work their magic on her standards, WORKED FOR ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Pv2uh8NVg

ballsofsteelandfury

Does she do anal?

Doktor Zymm

If it’s a big enough red flag it’s really more like a red tarp, and you can make a red tent out of a red tarp, and live in there!

Wakezilla

Maturity is knowing you are irrationally attracted to red flags, but wise enough not to pursuit them

Don T

Test her with roses and a credit card. Your alias’s credit card, goes without ssyin’

Doktor Zymm

Does Waffle House issue a credit card?

2Pack

No, no, no… This one gets an Applebee’s card minimum…

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