makeitsnowondem
make it snow is an alot of beer. He is also a Broncos fan living in Denver.
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drquuxum

Where would you put “Von Miller had curry for lunch” on this scale?

WhyEaglesWhy

It’s 6:45am, I’m reading this in bed, and I woke my girlfriend up by laughing. Well done. And well done to you, Charles Haley.

Sep

Ah yes, the vaunted “How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job” tag… Works everytime.

/locker door flies open
//quickly stuffs Horatio back in

Sep

DFO could use some more jerk-off tags. You know, for us Jerk-Offs.

Cuntler

For what it’s worth, I think you can add them on the righthand side when you are in edit mode.

Covalent Blonde

Dammit, Cuntler! Shut the fuck up! From here on out it will be an exclusively Jack-Off based set of tags

/Totally not opposed to an exclusively Jack-Off based reference scale

Old School Zero

SO SHINY, SO CHROME

scotchnaut

I think Horatio covers off 4 of the 5 items above him on the list also. Well done Horatio!

[makes promise to self to never go anywhere near Connecticut]

ballsofsteelandfury

Damn you! I’m not supposed to be laughing this hard at work! People are staring…

Covalent Blonde

So are you at a “female coach” level of uncomfortable now?

Oh, how I wish I could use this scale with my patients!

Horatio Cornblower

Hey!