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Introducing the Locker Room Discomfort Advisory System
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Where would you put “Von Miller had curry for lunch” on this scale?
It’s 6:45am, I’m reading this in bed, and I woke my girlfriend up by laughing. Well done. And well done to you, Charles Haley.
Horatio THE ATTACK:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1945914/major-kong-rides-the-bomb-o.gif
Ah yes, the vaunted “How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job” tag… Works everytime.
/locker door flies open
//quickly stuffs Horatio back in
It was the only jerk-off tag I could find.
DFO could use some more jerk-off tags. You know, for us Jerk-Offs.
For what it’s worth, I think you can add them on the righthand side when you are in edit mode.
Dammit, Cuntler! Shut the fuck up! From here on out it will be an exclusively Jack-Off based set of tags
/Totally not opposed to an exclusively Jack-Off based reference scale
SO SHINY, SO CHROME
I think Horatio covers off 4 of the 5 items above him on the list also. Well done Horatio!
[makes promise to self to never go anywhere near Connecticut]
Damn you! I’m not supposed to be laughing this hard at work! People are staring…
So are you at a “female coach” level of uncomfortable now?
Oh, how I wish I could use this scale with my patients!
Hey!
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