So, I’m guessing Black Friday & Cyber Monday really brings out the Russian bots. I’ve deleted over 150 in the last three days. Most are easy to spot – the spoofed names end with “-pycle”, or have emails ending in “.ru” – but there’s always a few that you want to let sneak by, because their names are so ridiculous. #protectthebrand
So, it’s been quite the day of college football. I was torn all morning: I want Ohio State to lose, but it’s funny when bad things happen to Jim Harbaugh. I almost got both wishes. Also, I wish they’d put the Iron Bowl on at night, but I understand that most ‘Bama fans have to get home before 8:00 to avoid breaking their curfews so it makes sense.
Don’t forget – there’s a full day of football tomorrow. Pace yourselves tonight. For example, I plan on apple cider for the Apple Cup.
Sunday Broadcast Maps: courtesy 506sports.com
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Miami @ New England | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Buffalo @ Kansas City | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cleveland @ Cincinnati | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
Seems about right. West Virginia might rejoin the South if it gets any more of these shitty AFC North games due to geography. #northernaggression
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New Orleans @ LA Rams | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | Denver @ Oakland | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | Jacksonville @ Arizona | Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta |
Saints-Rams should’ve been flexed into the evening. That Packers game is going to be a shitshow.
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Chicago @ Philadelphia | Kevin Burkhardt, Charles Davis |
| █ | Carolina @ NY Jets | Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Atlanta | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | Tennessee @ Indianapolis | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | Seattle @ San Francisco (LATE) | Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber |
God, these all look awful. Just think, if it all goes the right way, somehow the Seahawks lead the NFC West by the end of the night. Those fuckers are just aching to have me buy playoff tickets.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Capitals at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Islanders at Senators – 7:00PM | City
- Sabres at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM
- remember: FUCK STAN KROENKE!
- Jets at Sharks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- NCAA:
- Oregon State at Oregon – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Clemson at South Carolina – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN3
- Washington State at Washington – 8:00PM | FOX
- Notre Dame at Stanford – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN
- Colorado at Utah – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah State at Air Force – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- NBA:
- Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN4
Scotchy’s got you in the AM for the early games. SOMEBODY SEND HIM SOME BOOZE!
I ax you a quest-on.
Now I’m an old jaded bastard and only a handful of things bring me joy but I spent the evening teaching my oldest granddaughter how to play poker with a rather dastardly crowd and she kicked their asses proper.
That’s my girl.
A 12 year old needs to know how the world works.
That’s good hustling!
Oh, shit. I just realized why Solo’s handler looks familiar. It’s Lane Pryce from Mad Men with an insane American accent. Ohhhh. I forgot he was also in Fringe. Apparently, he also played Ulysses S. Grant in Lincoln. Hmm.
I did find it interesting that the star of the original TV series didn’t have some winking cameo like they usually do in these things. It’s funny because now he looks like the handler does and at first I thought it was the same actor. That guy has been on NCIS now for three times as long as The Man From UNCLE was on TV in the 60s.
I’m watching The Man From UNCLE and damn it, if anyone could play a Terminator in the next (which is fucking nuts) movie, it would be Armie Hammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnNnzXy8Blk
Putting Trading places on my plex server was a wise decision
It’s on Netflix.
Which is blocked at work. But plex isnt. Go figure
Aw, fuck. You work for fascists.
Fact.
Well, at least you are able to exploit the fact that fascists are ruthless but stupid.
Not the smartest group. That’s for sure.
Caddyshack in 4HD!
“Do you drugs, Danny?”
“Everyday.”
“Good.”
I told ya’s a coupla weeks ago….
Everybody Gets One.
If I show up 3 times, I might qualify.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJnklyxbcL8
This is my actual ringtone.
Hahahah.
Nice.
That’s an oddly specific time for a major ass beating
Not if you plan ahead.
That reminds me…where’s my baseball bat? I have an appt at 8:06.
Sir, I mean Dr. Nut, what can you tell us about your juice? Is it single batch or a blend?
What nuts do you use?
“Single batch; one a day.”
Deez nuts?
Dem too.
Awww, Hell No!!!!
(edit: damn you “s”)
Figure find parking…they gotta come in, settle down. Coupla tardy martys, then BOOM! It’s ASS TIME.
It’s after prayers, the pledge of allegiance, and morning announcements.
At a condo complex. Fucking HOA assholes.
But it’s not Sharia law!
Look at the sulphur staining on that sign. Is this Florida? It must be Florida.
That costs extra in lot of places.
Wind River makes me cautiously optimistic for the Scalped TV series.
So anyone hear about Bama… basketball?
They have other sports besides football?
Spring Football.
Whole bench got ejected for leaving during a fight, so they played with 5 players left. Then one fouled out. And another got injured. So it was 5 on 3!
Part of me is impressed with the hustle of those three. Another part of me thinks the five that didn’t get ejected are punks for not having their teammates backs.
I’m guessing they were the five already on the floor so they don’t automatically get tossed?
Probably. I should note that the second part of me is a dickhead.
Saw the headline Senor, but haven’t followed up to investigate.
But I hope they practiced zone defense.
@Brick Meathook…
I found an old photo yesterday I need to get scanned in and show ya’s.
The actual Piper Cherokee I learned on.
N7630J….if you wanna search it. Dunno even where it is today.
Cool!
http://flightaware.com/resources/registration/N7630J
Delaware. Makes sense.
When my dad owned it, it was MD.
I guess the music business didn’t always pay the bills.
[Stern OOK]