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Semi-Workday JV Exhibition Afternoon Game Thread

King Hippo

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I shall leave the night games alone for the night thread, I won’t likely stay awake for them, anyhow.  YAY, Purdue, winning me $62.50!

Military Industrial Complex Bowl B – Virginia v. Navy (1:30, ESPN)

It’s cold as a well digger’s balls on the East Coast (even as far South as Raleigh, NC) so I would think that favours the running side in this one.  UVA has been far better than expected this year, though.  Proving yet again the extreme value in coaching, especially at the JV level.

Lesser Disney Bowl – Oklahoma State v. Virginia Tech (5:15, ESPN)

Oh snap, the only two sides who utilize the same weird combo of maroon and baby diarrhea orange.  Be prepared to be confused from the kickoff, and stay that way.  I put a hundred down on BDSM State right away at -6, and watched the line shrink (much to my consternation).  But come on, one of the Big Twaaaalve heavyweights against an also-ran from the ACC Coastal??

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King Hippo

still on a WINNING RUSH, so MOAR ACTION:

$55 on Stanford moneyline (+130)
$55 on Wazzu moneyline (+105)
$66 on Iowa State moneyline (+160) – already have $100 on them at +3, no clue how they are dogs v. fookin’ Memphis.

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WCS

How Hippo gets his betting tips, and how he loses his winnings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRIHLq7OrFg&ab_channel=JackSheldon

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scotchnaut

An ABA basketball? You just crossed the 3 point line, buddy!

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King Hippo

I am now up about $750 overall after a BRUTAL start to this endeavour!

/problem is I bet very substantially on Boomer Sooner, and need them to come good to sustain any momentum

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m very tempted on the Cyclones meself, FWIW.
That’s crazytown.

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Fronkenshteen

Looks like you gots teh refs here, hippo

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King Hippo

they noe wut thyme it is

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King Hippo

Brocky may consider doing his fantasy column this week – in DFO ball final against my assorted flotsam (Wayne Gallman is starting), Gurley Man is already resting, Hopkins a game-time decision. Now Le’Veon may not play. LMFAO!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Week 17 is always fun.

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King Hippo

goddamnit, Pokes, get yer shit together or nobody gets hot candle wax across they taint after the match!!

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herodotus450

Her name was Jenny Dell; no word on whether she married a farmer
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scotchnaut

If she did, I’d be a big fan of all of her calves.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bet you’d like to see her bear too.

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scotchnaut

I was told that giraffe-toe was even more erotic that camel-toe. I’d like my $20 back, thank you very much!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m laughing at this and I’m not even drunk or high.
Yet.

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herodotus450

Did I just see half a muted c ommercial for Roseanne? Have I traveled back in time to 1994? I’m off to invest whatever palty pocket sums I own in Enron and landline telephones!

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scotchnaut

ROSEANNE IS BACK IN TOWN, BABY!*

*not an endorsement of this godawful re-run

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One Day at a Time and Dynasty are possibilities.

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Unsurprised

Dynasty is being rebooted and a One Day At A Time reboot is a Netflix series with multiple seasons.

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herodotus450

They did Dallas a while back, didn they?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Let me know when they reboot Leave it to Beaver.

/checks pornhub

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herodotus450

Fun (probable) fact: the guy who played… Beaver? on the show is a distant relative of Eminem.

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herodotus450

Ok that appears to be false, but they did have a lawsuit, presumably about the name “Mathers” once, so…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Shoot. I was hoping Jerry was the original slim shady.

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Unsurprised

The early seasons were good as Hell. Apparently my brother is friends with some of the writers, and Norm MacDonald is also writing it, so unlike every other cash grab retread I’m actually interested in this.

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Fronkenshteen

I’d like to thank Beth Mowins & Anthony Becht for forcing me to opt for the mute button for this game. . I found a really good Zappa album (Buffalo) on the Apple Music.

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herodotus450

Va tech and OK St are two teams that I usually root for during the season to pull a big upset (over clemson or miami or Oklahoma I suppose) but otherwise don’t care about.

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King Hippo

SUDDEN CHANGE huzzah team I bet on!!

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herodotus450

Courtesy of the Teton Gravity Research Forum; whatever that is
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ArmedandHammered

Well she certainly has some Grand Tetons which seem to defy gravity. I feel like I was channeling my inner 12 year old typing that.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Woo hoo!!!!

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scotchnaut

That smile seems forced/insincere-but hey, if you end up with her you’ll only figure it out several months in…

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Unsurprised

Jay Cutler looks more chill than I would have expected. I guess having a pile of money to sleep on back home does grant him some serenity.

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herodotus450

The bag over my head will serve a double purpose, then.

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scotchnaut

Ya gotta do what ya half to do to make the imaginary relationship work!

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King Hippo

BDSM State ain’t the easiest side to root fer.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She’s no Heidi Watney, but she’s aight I guess.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m not a regular viewer of Quick Pitch for nothing.
Same with GMFB on NFLN now, btw.

Oh HAI Kay Adams….
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Fronkenshteen

Headhunting motherfucker.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

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Unsurprised

Got out of therapy. I am much better now. It was a productive session.

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WCS

Camping World might be #1 in the world, but, they’re no Raper:

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herodotus450

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Don T

UPDATE – Mike Zimmer: still the best
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rockingdog

ahhhhh
So excited for the evening bowl games tonight! whoooo!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Camping World Bowl? I don’t even…

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herodotus450

Wait a second, they’re not even camping in this World Bowl! What the fuck?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHERE’S THE FUCKIN’ RVs??!?

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

The cheerleader, I take it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No one beats the excitement of Camping World!

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herodotus450

So i guess to answer the hips question: not so much.

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herodotus450

I’d Carpe that Diem
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scotchnaut

“Serious Question- If I was in a hole in a basement, would you throw me some lotion?”

/#thatsmyfetish

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herodotus450

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scotchnaut

Not sure about the hips but she definitely has infant-rearing breasts.

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LUNCH!

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herodotus450

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scotchnaut

“Nice! Does she have child-bearing hips?”

-Older Commenter

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King Hippo

well, I see ah ain’t miss much having a doctor’s appt during Q3. Run a little train much, Naval Academy?

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Brick Meathook

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scotchnaut

/pictured

Wilbur Wrong’s first attempt at flight.

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scotchnaut

I’ve always despised MJ and I’m glad that his Hall of Fame speech exposed him as the thorough dickbag that he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTfxOrX4k8

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rockingdog

Tom Brady? was a Sim character?

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blaxabbath

MJ would make for a fine CFB coach.

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Unsurprised

I feel super shitty. Depression is a motherfucker.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Yes it is. The good thing is it gets better. Oh, then it gets worse again. You probably know the drill.

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King Hippo

This song makes me feel better when I am extra depressed, because I am one strange muthafucka:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLzWwRGpcw

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Don T

I’m very sorry man. Hope you find a salve in keeping the mind busy with constructive stuff or frivolous shit. Regarding the latter, this is a reliable pick-me-up for me:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sEXHeTcxQy4

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montythisseemsstrangetome

How come Navy’s uniform color isn’t, um, you know…?

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montythisseemsstrangetome

GET THAT LETTUCE OFF THERE

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Unsurprised

Oh Jesus. I could crush that so quickly.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I have returned from the Holiday Bowl Balloon Parade. So many balloons.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

All the more for wild animals to choke on.

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scotchnaut

The Cavs can’t handle Navy’s speed at all.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Amphetamines affect some people poorly.

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scotchnaut

Navy Recruit: “I’ll do anything to make the football team, sir. I’ll work very hard.”

Navy Football Coach: “Everybody here works hard, son. My question to you is, ‘Can you run like a waterbug?”

Navy Recruit: [hesitates] “I’ll try sir.”

Navy Coach: “Welcome aboard son!” [slaps him on the back]

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scotchnaut

You had that in the chamber!

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In a manner of speaking.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

So you’re saying….Vaseline on the exposed skin helps?

Yeah it does.

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scotchnaut

Looks as though cb6 on Navy just sunk Virginny’s battleship.

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scotchnaut

[stares at her caboose]

“If I was a train….”

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Duck Navy.

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scotchnaut

Decided to ‘work’ at home today because I figured, “It’s going to be dead at work”. So far not a single phone or text and only one email.

/Good Call, Me!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Prolly would have been bad if you would have went in anyway.

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scotchnaut

[makes mental note to call Orkin on Friday]

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Game of Threads

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theeWeeBabySeamus

UVa’s defense gon’ be tired soon.
Just sayin’.

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