Your “Where My Bitches At?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzNRpvP2ZqQ

NFL News:

• Set your PVRs for Thursday, August 2nd – Ravens-Bears is your 2018 Hall of Fame game
  • I’m guessing so Urlacher & Stabby can get all weepy at the game they love so much.

• Mike Shula is leaving the Panthers for the Giants to be the offensive coordinator.
  • This has got minds working that the Giants may draft a QB that can be tutored to take over from Eli.

• Not content to play in Canada, Johnny Manziel is sniffing around teams needing a QB and trying to finagle a tryout.
  • He claims to be receiving treatment for a bipolar disorder.

Night 2/2 of the Westminster Dog Show is tonight. (8:00PM – FS1 {USA} / NatGeo {Canada}.)

Last night’s winners were the

• Hound: Borzoi

• Toy: Pug

• Non-Sporting: Bichons Frise

• Herding: Border Collie

The order of events tonight are scheduled to be:

• Sporting
• Working
• Terriers

• Best In Show

Naturally, I’m pulling for the Bernese Mountain Dog, as I have owned or own four in my adult lifetime.

Of course, a Bernese has never won Westminster, and I don’t expect that to change tonight based on the tight-asses who were judging last night. So, once the Berners are discriminated against again eliminated, I will throw my support behind litre_cola & Oxipug and root for Biggie.

Tonight’s sports:

• Olympics:
  • NBCSN
    • 7:00: Figure Skating: Pairs short-program
    • 10:00: Hockey (Women’s Group B): Sweden vs. Switzerland
  • NBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
    • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
  • CBC: 8:00 – Figure Skating, Alpine Skiing, Snowboarding
    • Pairs short; women’s slalom: run 2 medal final; men’s half-pipe medal final
  • TSN:
    • Pairs short (uninterrupted)
  • Sportsnet:
    • 7:00PM | Men’s curling; Women’s hockey
      • Canada vs. Italy (curling)
      • Sweden vs. Switzerland, then Korea vs. Japan
• Men’s hockey starts at 7:10AM ET
  • Slovakia vs. “Russia” – Sportsnet
  • Slovenia vs. USA – NBCSN / TSN

Other sports:

• NHL:
  • no national broadcasts.
    • FUCK YOU, GARY BETTMAN!
• NBA:
  • Heat at Raptors – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
  • Cavaliers at Thunder – 8:00PM | TNT
  • Spurs at Nuggets – 10:30PM | TNT
• NCAA:
  • Oklahoma at Texas Tech – 7:00PM | ESPN
  • Kansas at Iowa State – 7:00PM | ESPN2
  • Michigan State at Minnesota – 9:00PM | ESPN2
  • Virginia at Miami – 9:00PM | ESPN
• WWE:
  • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

Thanks to Seamus for covering the Open Thread last night. I spent the three-day weekend enjoying some beers & barbecuing. Chicken on Saturday + Ribs on Sunday = Chicken & Ribs on Monday. THAT’S GOOD EATIN’!