Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 4 – Special Edition

First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1

Second Circle (Lust) – A is for Andy’s Alleged Attempted Asphyxiation. Way to go Browns

Third Circle (Gluttony) – T is for Tebow getting cut… It just feels too good for it not to be bad for you

Fourth Circle (Greed) – R is for RGIII staying. Fueling hours upon hours of “Would you rather have Tebow or RGIII” banter

Fifth Circle (Anger) – I is for Ikemefuna Enemkpali. Sure the Bills cut you, but at least Gino won’t press charges.

Sixth Circle (Heresy) – O is for Oh, won’t you look at all these promising RB’s not on teams; Trent Richardson, Monte Ball, and Pierre Thomas.

Seventh Circle (Violence) – T is for Texas Teens Targeting Troubled Ref.

Eight Circle (Fraud) – S is for Spelling out the name of the greatest frauds in football today.

Ninth Circle (Treachery) – Goodell. Seriously f#ck fire this guy.