First Circle (Limbo) – P is for Patella. Victor Cruz hurt his knee and is questionable for week 1
Second Circle (Lust) – A is for Andy’s Alleged Attempted Asphyxiation. Way to go Browns
Third Circle (Gluttony) – T is for Tebow getting cut… It just feels too good for it not to be bad for you
Fourth Circle (Greed) – R is for RGIII staying. Fueling hours upon hours of “Would you rather have Tebow or RGIII” banter
Fifth Circle (Anger) – I is for Ikemefuna Enemkpali. Sure the Bills cut you, but at least Gino won’t press charges.
Sixth Circle (Heresy) – O is for Oh, won’t you look at all these promising RB’s not on teams; Trent Richardson, Monte Ball, and Pierre Thomas.
Seventh Circle (Violence) – T is for Texas Teens Targeting Troubled Ref.
Eight Circle (Fraud) – S is for Spelling out the name of the greatest frauds in football today.
Ninth Circle (Treachery) – Goodell. Seriously f#ck fire this guy.
This was awesome. Great job!
I thought we were into telling, not spelling?
Well, is this gonna be the season they finish 9-7? Are they capable of a Super Bowl hangover? Is there at last too much talent drain and baggage and Brady being 38? I londa see it.
*kinda
Damn sausage fongers and impulsiveness
“More power to Goodell? All right, you got it!” -NFL owners
It’s like Satan gave us the Patriots, but God snuck in schadenfreude at the last second.
Not enough. Never enough.
Could God create a team so loathsome that even He can’t root for them?
The Philadelphia Flyers.