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Your Sunday Night Aperitif Game Thread

scotchnaut

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Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…

Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.

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nomonkeyfun

See you tomorrow night.

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nomonkeyfun

Forget Steve, fuck them.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She’s an Amazon, so I’m thinking “Steve” is some kind of magic dildo.

The Magic Dildos might be a good FF name.

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nomonkeyfun

I figured Steve was the nice guy she “experimented” with, before she was certain about her sexuality.

BTW, if she’s an Amazon why does she have two boobs. I’m no complaining, just curious.
No, not in that way.

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nomonkeyfun

DTZM, is still trying to see if his balls are really made of steel.

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nomonkeyfun

“That’s cool. Two women is hot. They might ask you to join them. We all know that women only get with another women because they are horny and there isn’t a ‘real’ man around. It’s only when two men are getting it on that it’s ‘gross’”

-The Dunge;
-Sully

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nomonkeyfun

I’ve got to ask. When you’ve been brought to the top of this page has anybody else thought of Dana Jacobsen chugging that bottle of vodka? Or am I just as strange as I’ve always assumed?

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are strange, but that’s not why.

At least you are with others.

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nomonkeyfun

Well, after last night I don’t feel that weird. Confused, and a little tingly, but not weird.

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nomonkeyfun

In my defense, I only see as far as the non Wisconsin Packer fan’s upper lip.

I mean I wouldn’t think about Jacobsen if I scrolled down into the crevasse.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have never been to Lambeau Field; do they sell bacon at the gravy and cheese curd kiosks?

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Porky Prime

I would assume they have bacon vending machines.

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nomonkeyfun

Those fucking Wiscs. The send our troops on the Presque Isle Death Mach, and now this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No offense Porky.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I missed the game- how are Seahawks fans saying the refs jobbed them?

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makeitsnowondem

Well, I’m glad I could be here, at all, instead of still moving boxes for another six hours.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SO TO SPEAK!

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Sill Bimmons

This Pope might be y’alls Pope be y’alls Pope or whatever.

You’re ruining my week.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Pope pope mopope
Banananananopope
Be my bopope
Pope!

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Porky Prime

Would you like to see the pope
On the end of a rope?
Do you think he’s a fool?
http://www.ship-of-fools.com/gadgets/pope/media/soap_on_a_rope.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

Is he going to be in the city this week?

When is the UN?

Thank God, I ride a Citi Bike and don’t drive or take the subway. I’d spend the whole week cursing out the Papists and yelling ethnic slurs that were not appropriate for my target.
I don’t want to have to ask you for bail money Sill.
It came pretty close a couple of times during the RNC convention.

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Senor Weaselo

Yeah, it’ll be this week. Good thing I don’t think I have to go commute in this week to my knowledge unless I get something last-minute. My quartet is available for parties, United Nations!

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nomonkeyfun

I was just looking up his US schedule. I’m a cultural Episcopalian, so not a big fan, but I am still offended he will be spending more time in Philly than NYC. Did he lose the living Pope contest or something?

Also, is it possible for anybody to come to NYC as tourist and not go to WTC. I’m getting really fucking sick of these disaster tourists. Not quite as bad as the ones who went to the viewing platform, when Lower Manhattan was a smoking wreck, but still.

Unlike that schmuck from “The League” I worked downtown then, but was getting ready to leave Jersey when the first plane hit.
That horrendous smell in the weeks after will be imprinted into my memory for the rest of my life.

Sorry, somewhat drunk, and very angry about today and the fucking tourists.

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the Alpha and the Amoeba

Thoroughly enjoyed reading the thread tonight, I’ll have to make a habit of doing this more often in the future.

Suck it Seahawks

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blaxabbath

So Jen Welter (girl coach lady) is on the PHX post-SNF local Cardinals review.

She’s not a great analyst. I fully expect Fox to have her on their enormous panel next season.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

That’s not a Fox panel. That’s the GOP presidential debates.

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Dick E. Phuck

The NFC east is the NFC south-iest division.

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Dick E. Phuck

At least Collinsworth wasn’t Dilfer.

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Senor Weaselo

He was doing his best Garrett Morris impersonation!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2Q0cyJSs04

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Argh. Not happy, but not suicidal, either.

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Old School Zero

PUT. THE CHEESE. DOWN.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

YOU’RE NOT MY MOM!

/sobs

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blaxabbath

Kill yourself if they 0-2 over the next two weeks….

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’m expecting 2-2 in 2 weeks.

I’m also expecting a pony, a Red Ryder air rifle and a leg lamp. I may be facing a plethora of disappointments.

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Old School Zero

YOU’LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

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Porky Prime

You seem to have a fra-jee-lay ego.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Is that French? Hey, OSZ, is that French?

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Senor Weaselo

No, it must be Italian!

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nomonkeyfun

A+++++++++++++++++
For you Senor Weaselo.

It is a major prize.
I’m glad you know the name of the Lone Ranger’s Nephew’s horse.

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Sill Bimmons

Hey Dunge!

Did young James jump or did he kick a stool out?

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nomonkeyfun

“I kicked the stool. Suicide and murder are much lesser sins than homosexuality.” The first two are one time things. The third is an ongoing abomination against Jesus’ teachings, even though he never said anything about the gays.”

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nomonkeyfun

Also, Michael Sam would be a distraction in my locker room, because like so many “Christian” homophobes, I am a closet case and wouldn’t be able to take my eyes of that big, hard, black cock of his.”

Did I go too far, please let me know. I’m willing to have it go farther, much like Tony Dungee.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Mandatory.

http://i.imgur.com/kK2kHcr.jpg

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nomonkeyfun

I will take that as a no; not that Jameis understands that word.

“After two a days during training camp, I would walk up to Sam, and slap him on the ass real hard to get his attention. Then, coyly, batting my eyes I would invite him to my office to study film. The TV would already have ‘Old Black Men Dommed 23’ running, it’s my favorite in the series, so far. I would turn towards him and drop to my knees, pleading Master Mike, your pet has been a very bad boy. I said some mean things about you to the press. Please punish your slut like her deserves.”

(I really hope DTZM doesn’t have a problem with this. I don’t want to get taken to the woodshed like balls did last night.)

Perhaps, I could make the erotic adventures of Martanio Bungee a recurring DFO serial.

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Dick E. Phuck

Artist Rendition of Tony Dungy:

comment image

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Porky Prime

Dude works out.

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Moonbatting Average

Let’s bring in the Crypt Keeper

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Dick E. Phuck

Dimebag Darrell protects Aaron Rodgers?

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Old School Zero

Gonna need a lot more of that #RecoveryWater and #nanobubbles. #0-blessed

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Just no #naughtynakedtime.

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Sill Bimmons

#lost#nexttime#blessed

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blaxabbath

#2-0

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blaxabbath

“Now these NFL stars get to talk to a television C, Michelle Tafoia.”

How lucky.

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Badger

I got bad news and I got good news. First the bad news: I have to dump Seattle and find a new FF defense. The good news: Seattle just shit on by the Pack.

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Dick E. Phuck

Great fight choreography, Blindspot.

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ThePirateSloth

Well, that was predictable.

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blaxabbath

“Meh — i wasn’t getting laid tonight anyways.”

-R. Wilson

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Moonbatting Average

I want Ufford to ban me.

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Sill Bimmons

Get in line!

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Moonbatting Average

Super-fuck the C-HoX

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Senor Weaselo

BRING BACK MATT!

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Mike McCarthyism

THEY WERE COMPETENT IN A LATE GAME SITUATION

http://www.720access.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Colbert-Kermit.gif

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