Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU RUSS
Oldback has arthritis.
nooooooooooooooooooooooo
It’s like the Hawks signed Jimmy Graham specifically so that they could misuse him.
Apropo.
0-2? Graham sure is glad he’s not with the Saints anymore.
How to use Jimmy Graham = Throw him the ball from time to time.
Pfff—-that’s what they would have done with a first round pick!
Throwing that pass to let the clock run was Wilson’s way of punishing the front office for not giving him a big enough contract to destroy the team.
Oh my muthafuckin’ my!
He’s as cool as a cucumber. Which coincidentally happens to be his favorite vegetable.
Sad Richard Sherman is the best Richard Sherman
Come on Seahawks TD for the cover!
/Make it snow, you magnificent bastard, grumble grumble
what, what did I do
Let it be known I am also in favor of the Seahawks covering.
You took the lead in the contests.
/Not actually mad, expected it
It’s like the makes of “Pan” are begging me to watch the movie on LSD.
God, I hope Elizabeth Keen finds a way to balance motherhood with her crime spree.
Bet the 12’s are switching to their 16% microbrews tonight.
Run, run, pass, run, run, scramble, field goal.
Classic McCarthy/Shottenheimer playcalling.
Bring back Faith Hill.
MUCH better voice, and FUCK ME, those legs…
They are gonna fuck this up aren’t they?
If anyone could…
The Giants, would be a better bet.
DONT KICK IT!
-Eli
Manning: (to bobblehead) ♫ Do I really look like this? ♫
lady snow: TIMMAY
Manning: Always singing out of tune
Seattle 0-2
Indeed, shitty pre-USC Petey Carroll has returned from the grave.
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Effective use of timeouts
Strong taek alert: The Hakws miss Max Unger more than they miss Kam Chancellor.
OL is quite important. Ask teh PeyPey
Keeping within the West; ARI 2-0, Carson Palmer sacks = 0.
Arizona’s GM? From NC State. An offensive lineman (and he was a damned good one, too).
FEEL THE BUZZ OF THE BUZZSAW
Buzzed right across Cutler’s hamstring.
Wilson looks comfortable in that Seahawks baseball cap. Dude used to play baseball, I understand.
…and now is the time for this promising game to die a derpy death, like the others I watched today.
Goodbye, Derp prince. And flights of derp sing thee to thy rest.
Those flights are a false flag!
-Pete Carroll
SADDOWN SEAHAWKS
Kam Chancellor would have never behaved like that.
#onofthegoodones
Seattle, if you were a drunk chick, you’d be….
Hey babe, want to meet up in my cabin?
-The BEN, Cosby, and Sharper
The second creepiest law firm in America.
FISTICUFFS!
Sherman shoots lasers out of his eyes.
Slips on popcorn butter and shuts down on impact with the ground.
Nothing Natural about this rivalry???
Yes, sports rivalries are naturally occurring phenomena. Genius.
I love how goddamn high he threw that flag.
Evening, all. Just got home, putting on the based balls and enjoying a good putting-back-in-your-placing. How bout you?
Well all, been fun but my ride is waiting. Enjoy the rest of the game:
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Seattle you salty fucks.
MOAR FRAG TOSSING!
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And just like that, it’s time to stop watching this heinous game.
Thank god.
Ok back. Floor is mostly free and clear of adhesive and door rehung with clean hardware. Seriously, why do people fucking paint hardware?
Oh look — Wilseption. LOL
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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FRAGGENING!!!
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
SKIRMISH
Almost double-turnover gets this:
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CHARMCEPTION!!!
Wilson gave that ball away like it was free and guaranteed sex.
DERP FOR THE DERP GODS HERP FOR THE HERP THRONE
FAT MAN INT
“Russell Wilson refused to take no for an answer.”
…and that’s how Jameis Winston found his mentor in the NFL.
BIG BEN HAS A SADS
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE KEEP HIM IN FRONT OF YOU ASSHOLE
I feel like Seattle needs a receiver who played basketball in their receiving core.
Introducing your Oklahoma City Scissor-Tailed Flycatchers!