Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
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“Hi, I’m Peyton Manning v2.0, and I have DirecTV.”
“And I’m Peyton Manning with a human, carbon-based vertebrae, and I have cable.”
HA HA CLINTON-DIX
It’s in his contract that you have to say his full name.
“‘Blind Spot’ is the show that has everyone talking!”
“Man ‘Blind Spot’ sucks.”
-E. Veryone
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Didn’t see it.
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THE ONLY APPROPRIATE PARTY MUSIC IS ANDREW W.K. JUST PAY FOR THE RIGHTS YOU GODDAMNED CHEAPSKATES.
/is not sure if background music was actually Andrew W.K.
When it’s time to party we will party hard.
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Pete Carroll’s favorite Bond movie.
That looks like fun, actually.
I noticed on twitter the hashtag for David Cameron puttin his dick in a pig is #piggate. HOW THE HELL ISN’T IT #THE_PORKING?
People are fucking stupid.
I feel like I need more clarification on this.
“-gate” needs to die a terrible death.
I felt the same way when the whole bending deal with iPhones was christened “Bendgate” instead of “Bendghazi”.
I MEAN COME ON IT’S JUST SITTING RIGHT THERE!!!
I don’t think the Brits ever get to make fun of Americans as uncouth ever again. You would never see that at our premier institutions of learning. It would only happen at a school like Dartmouth, or Princeton.
Seattle scored? I got distracted reading the log of shootings in Chicago this weekend.
How about a rivebrog of the heavyweight fight?
I wonder if Chris is going to suggest Rodgers run out of the pocket and let himself get tackled like he did for Wilson about 3 minutes ago. Because if there’s one thing mobile QBs need to do, is taking hits outside the pocket.
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Pictured: My daughter’s first time driving a stick.
SO TO SPEAK.
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Henrik Lundquist at Shea Stadium watching Yankees-Mets.
Man it must just be hell to be Henrik Lundquist living in New York City. Poor bastard.
Cris, please don’t say you like Fred Jackson. It makes me dislike him.
Cris, please don’t say anything. It makes me hate existing.
Oldbackdown!
OK, that was strong.
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Here we go again.
The fantasy implications of a Seattle red zone appearance are generally bad for me.
Don’t let Marshawn Lynch score a touchdown.
Don’t let Jimmy Graham score a touchdown.
Don’t kick a field goal.
U WIN
You somehow just came out A-OK.
I would think a good name for a strip club in Green Bay would be “It’s All Gone Pear-Shaped”.
Or just Club Butter.
I guess the Spearmint Rhino is probably already well-established.
yup
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Because you all deserve at least one nice thing today.
Today was a day of many nice things for Sill Bimmons.
This is the icing on the cake.
She’s fine as hell
Why is there a woman in the booth for Sunday Night Baseball? Is this just ESPN rubbing salt in Schilling’s wounds? Because that would be awesome.
Only if she’s wearing a hijab
They can vote now, too!
The hell you say!
I even saw one of them driving, all on her own.
SMDH
Luke Skyywillson ON MAH BENCH
TRUE STORY:
I used to frequent a Seahawks fan site. When Tony Dungy was being bandied about as a GM, I made disparaging remarks about him (as one does) and was met with cries of “Dungy? But he’s teh AWESOME!”
Soon after, I found KSK, where disparaging remarks about Dungy were the norm, rather than an abnormality reserved for cretinous misanthropes. I knew I had found a home.
TRUE STORY: I had almost nothing to eat today before I started in on the vodka. Can you tell?
The worst thing is I’m just a missed extra point away from Horatio winning anyway, and I just know it’s coming.
It’s really the only reason I’m still watching at this point.
https://twitter.com/MrBWoods14/status/645782182380875776
strong
Back. Had to accompany the wife to a dinner party with her coworkers. No one there cared about football, discussed work-related issues I had little to no idea of, and the music of choice was showtunes. Also, everything served was either drenched in mayonnaise or Russian dressing.
STILLERS AND DIRT STILLERS VICTORIOUS WOO
Why are we looking at fucking NASCAR highlights
[remembers multi-billion dollar Comcast/NASCAR deal]
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Religious lunatic who drove his son to suicide!
Tony Dungy who?
Um…because…you…DAMN
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Commercials are handy for letting me know what tv shows I’m ignoring this year
Need Jones and Lockett to go away.
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YEAH SUCK IT HORATIO
It was really just a matter of time after he hit from 50+, but congratulations.
Asshole.
I’m watching this game with lady snow and a friend who helped me move and they both think the way I watch football is insane right now.
C’mon man….just say his ass hit.
Damn PC NFL with their pink ribbons and make out parties.
I FUCKING HATE PETE CARROLL.
“I hate fucking Pete Carroll”!
/Mrs. Carroll
I just want Al to keep saying tuckus
COME ON, SAY IT WAS HIS ASS
ASSTASTIC
Gonna hear the ref say butt, so I’m kind of excited for that atleast
Rodgers loves to fit it into those tight windows.
I would very much like that to count, c’mon it was badass.
Ass on the ground first, no TD
As opposed to Ass To Mouth, which is always a score!
Hi-five bros!
FACE UP?
NOAP
TD Seahawks?
TD
HOLY BALLS IF THAT ACTUALLY COUNTS
Sophia Loren in Legend of the Lost (1957).
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SHE’S PISSED.
Shut up Cris, Shut up Cris, Shut up Cris
Imagine if they started paying refs by the flag
You mean they’re not!?
Throw it to James Jones PLEAZ