Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRINK THE KOOL AID
Hello derpolosists*tm how are we?
Colonoscopy tomorrow. No booze. Living in the bathroom. Patriots won.
I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God
+1 Jonathan Bradford reference.
And you still have the anal probe to look forward to.
At least no one can accuse you of being full of shit.
More QB’s in the league should throw it away by chucking it at opposing head coaches.
New game, drink every time they mantion Kam Chancellor
I love how Pete Carroll is protesting the call. “IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!”
No, Pete, the 12th man was INSIDE the sidelines.
“Nein! There were eleven!”
– Pete Carroll
Angry Pete Carroll!
TRUE TAEK
https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/645758035793592320
While you were depositing money in your Fan Duel or Draft Kings account, The Sex Cannon was depositing 18 years of financial ruin in your girlfriend’s/wife’s womb. Often in triplicate.
And, much the one week leagues, Sex Cannon will be on to entirely new set of receivers next week.
STOP THROWING DEEP ON 3RD AND SHORT, SHIT FOR BRAINS!
I think Aaron Rodgers was trolling us when he announced that he came out of “Butte Community College”.
He stopped saying Cal after Tedford got shitcanned
/Slowly gets joke
Aw fuck I’m an idiot.
RODGERS ON RODGERS VIOLENCE
Hello scumbags
My local NBC station has a crawl going across the bottom of the screen with a doomsday message about DirecTV dropping them, and how viewers should call DirecTV to protest.
I’m thinking, “I’m getting this signal via antenna, and most people with DirecTV can do the same. What the fuck kind of morons is the local station counting on?”
Time for the night cap hard booze.
That Jill St. John gif slowed WAAAAAAAAAAAY down
needs moar frames, but it will do. it will most certainly do.
I’m just working with what I was given.
Go team of some sort, let’s go out there and get a tie!
Go tie go!
http://www.allgeektome.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/tumblr_mqxfytLpBY1spo6cwo1_500.gif
/collar flies open
That’s a new one.
Not if you grew up Catholic.
Go banana!
Do… they still have Frank Gore in his 49ers uniform in this intro?
I don’t think I’m alone among Stiller fans and fantasy owners when I say they need to tear up Antonio Brown’s current contract and replace it with the deed to Heinz Field.
I wouldn’t say the Seahawks pulled off a comeback. More like the Packers repeatedly fucked themselves over.
Go Pack? I guess?
Yeah. I *guess*.
Meteor. Fitting end to today.
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/meteor17.jpg
No, go Seattle.
It’s the lesser of two evils.
I swear, if the NFL expands, whoever gets the first expansion team should name them the Meteors. They’d have a gigantic fan base from day one.
[mute]
Nothing exposes the symptoms of CTE like football talk shows.
Of course Rodney Harrison still believes in the Eagles. Rodney Harrison is a moron.
I know, I mean there is actual tangible proof of the Eagles existence.
Not like the alleged teams in Houston and Tennessee.
One has to believe in those teams like Santa, or God, or a sane Republican candidate for President.
(Listed in diminishing order of probability.)
Catler got injured? How did I not hear the fans whinging about his lack of toughness from here?
Drowned out by the screams and wailing from Philadelphia.
You weren’t at a Bears bar or getting phone calls from my mother.
Jill St. John in Diamonds Are Forever (1971).
http://33.media.tumblr.com/01147346ea044e5ee48e6f40e569b184/tumblr_nuhp25MawJ1s2wio8o1_500.gif
From like 20 posts ago, but still…………
gif needs slo mo…REAL slo mo.
Ron Livingston has played three of my favorite characters:
Peter Gibbons
Lewis Nixon
Mikey’s buddy in Swingers
Why doesn’t this guy get more work?
Plus the only boyfriend on Sex in the City who wasn’t absolute shit.
“Maybe he just isn’t that into you”
Ummm…OK….
He’s been regularly employed. He’s just not A List because Hollywood sucks.
That’s pretty much what I meant.
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Feed the monster.
http://38.media.tumblr.com/2347d0be71093617e1436012a017606a/tumblr_nuin6sfgJ81s2wio8o3_500.gif
Woe to those that put their money on Romo today.
The Dunge said he LOVES the Bengals defense; isn’t that homo?
Not if he’s just loving them with God’s love.
Correct sir, but it sounded carnal, earthly, and sponsored by McDonald’s.
I just keep rewatching the TD montage instead of listening to idiots blather.
I recommend this as best practice.
RW just mentioned Wisconsin.
Wolfpack Nation now going into meltdown in 3….2….1…
Anybody else losing the remote to someone watching the Emmys tonight?
FITBAW IS FUCKIN BACK YOU MAGNIFICENT IDIOTS
http://img.pandawhale.com/102333-fuckin-A-gif-office-space-imgu-zSXE.gif
You know what’s worst of all? The Hero Dog Awards were last night.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/15346f7ccab9687440e47cba262c2cdc/tumblr_nv02o41txr1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Looks like some talent showed up for the Hero Dogs.
Too bad my dog is a pussy.
Who is up there with the NCIS chick.
Lookit those gams.
Pocas des tetonas…
Alicia Witt
http://40.media.tumblr.com/0b0f1e29658daf641883e1ec5ff3a386/tumblr_nlab2yBADz1uq3x5lo1_1280.jpg
Well, you’ll have excuse me for about 15 seconds to think about the talent at the show.
I mean the dogs yeah that’s it the dogs, no not in that way you sick fucks, this isn’t last night’s open thread.
why was 1976 Ann and Nancy Wilson hosting a dog show…
LMAO @ Dungy
“Oakland is not as bad as they look”
WAIT RAIDERS WON?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1413619/fistful-of-yen-o.gif
You have my gratitude.
We are building a dick joke commenting force of extra ordinary magnitude.
First time since 2013? They know that was only 2 years ago, right?
I hope tonight’s game ends in a 2-2 tie. I think that would be the ideal end for today.
Double safety game? #blessed
Makes sense with Charlie Church captaining the Seahawks
I love these NFL crazytown weeks.
Alls I know is that the house has been cleared of inconsiderate fambly types, and the Ravens can’t lose another one today.
So, it’s all good for NFC in prime time.
What the hey-ull happened today?
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I been waiting all day for Sunday night
You made sure you set your Draft Kings right?
We won’t remind you just once or twice
Hey Jack it’s a fact, not much you can do
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THIS GUY
Just checked the eliminator standings, only 6 people left alive after this week.
Apparently we know nothing about football.
I used it last week, but it still applies:
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9145b81015a2702e25836c3227261035/tumblr_n6ob8j76cz1qmh1j8o1_500.gif
But there are nine who haven’t played yet … or forgot to make a pick.
So today we have seen wins by the Jags, Raiders, [*Redacted] s, Buccaneers, and Browns.
Clearly the Sunday night outcome will be equally strange. I have the Argonauts winning in straight sets.
The games were god fuckin awful today, let sweet Pammy G pretty shit up again.
(damn you Boston for stealing her)
http://i.imgur.com/PjhTF2A.jpg
purple bewbs
http://i.imgur.com/Lzy4qHs.jpg
That MS Surface “ad” was very weird.
So has anyone else had the misfortune to see the new Ford commercial? You know, the one with some douchebag doing a shitty cover of “Stand By Me”?
Wow, Gwyneth Paltrow got chesty.
I love the word “chesty.”