Well, look at you all fancy with your after dinner drinks and all! I hope you’re happy. I am. How could you not be happy on a Sunday in the fall? This game sure looks like a hum-dinger, don’t it? Let’s take a look-see…
Sea @ GB: The ‘Hawks screwed the pooch last week, losing to a division rival right off the hop. And not even the good one. (Arizona) Now they head on over to Green Bay. An 0-2 start is just what the rest of the NFC West would love to see happen. Forte ran on the Pack and Lynch should do the exact same. GB has sacked the opposing QB for 37 straight games so…”Down Goes Wilson” should be heard at least once tonight. GB’s other streak features 9 consecutive home wins. Can’t stop the run and has no one to stop Graham may mean a win at home might be a tough thing to do tonight.
Hour ago: “Not many balls will be thrown his (Richard Sherman’s) way…”
Tonight: TD, defensive PI, another penalty, reception resulting in goal-to-go.
I appreciate the free timeout and more time on the clock.
Off topic, but the cheerleaders look fugly.
The Frag Gods are greedy tonight
Socks.
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FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GODS
FRAGS
I’m sure I am not the only ex-military person here…am I alone in detesting the whole jet fly over bullshit before sporting events?
Im not, but the constant salute to ‘Murica! and Freedom! gets old. Fast.
I’m a Quaker.
You are not alone in detesting the whole jet flyover bullshit before sporting events.
Really, I thought jets flew over stadiums because it’s fucking awesome, like America.
MUREEKA!!
Is there a strip club in Green Bay called TittieTown?
There certainly should be.
Except that a strip club in Green Bay almost certainly constitutes a crime against humanity.
I do not think I want to learn about Green Bay strippers…
/quickly files building permit
Surprisingly no. We do have the Oval Office however.
They sell cigars, right.
You guys will not believe the day I’ve had, nor will you likely note without annoyance that I’m complaining about moving again.
Moving is awful.
I’d almost rather attend a funeral.
As long as it’s not mine.
I will move ONE more time, to downsize when my kids leave home. After that, they will get me out when they pry the shotgun from my cold, dead hands.
No, Rodgers’ word is “Bozo”
Is that his safe word?
Where’s Jimmy Graham? He’s still trying to fit cleats onto his Air Jordans.
The second coming of Shawn Kemp.
From his progeny, I’d say there’s already been a second coming of Shawn Kemp. And a third, a fourth, a fifth…
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS
0-2 RAVENS YOU ARE MY TEAM AND WATCHING YOU GUYS PLAY IS LIKE GETTING SMACKED IN THE FACE WITH A DEAD HOOKER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9694K85Xc8
Trust me man, it eases the pain.
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Craig James’ friends can relate.
The guy with the frat bro name was starting shit? I’M SHOCKED! SHOCKED I SAY!
Wicked high body count this Sunday.
Call in the Cart!
NO NOT THAT CART! http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1011127/whatthefuck4c0b9_medium.gif
They got a driver out there already
http://x.pac-12.com/sites/default/files/styles/main_image-8-by-4/public/marshawn-driving.gif?itok=WJBAANwE
Never gets old…
Gentlem[passes out]
Seattle Defensive Strategy: Injure every RB, force A-Aron to throw every single down.
Christ, can we go one game without them mentioning the “fan ownership.”
No
Needs more sad injury music
“Lacy in the Locker Room” sounds like it would air on late-night Cinemax.
Asian Cinemax.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/chugs rum
goddammit packers
I might go to bed at halftime. When I do that assuming I know who’s going to win, crazy things tend to happen. Look what happened when I was only thinking about sleep!
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Alec Baldwin is one hairy motherfucker.
KELLY CLARKSON!!
No, Cris, the difference between this game and the NFC Championship Game is Brandon Bostick.
“Rodgers, able to dance away…”
Of course he can.
I would have also accepted “mince” and “prance.”
Toe injury?
http://41.media.tumblr.com/eb2dbfd575d05a3ab7a5130024e404a4/tumblr_memokyPrfd1qzs5qao1_500.jpg
Looks fine to me.
Might need to get in for a closer look.
Holy shit our suicide league turned into the Bataan death march.
Six survivors after 2 weeks.
I ain’t one of them.
It all went a bit…well…
http://www.fnal.gov/pub/today/images/images11/ROW042111figure1.jpg
More like Jamestown. We all drank the Kool-Aid that the Jags suck worse than the Dolphins, that the Bucs suck worse than the Saints, that the [*Redacted] s just plain suck.
Too soon!
Let’s do a re-do pool and invite Bloody Lethal.
(GREAT IDEA)
All I hear when Cris talks are gagging noises.
“That homemade clock was actually made by an FBI junior high student!”
/Pete Carroll
Ten points against a team without its star safety and has a shitty o-line.
Go fuck yourself Carthenheimer.
Name a genre worse than Polka
Disco?
Country
Popular country
BRO COUNTRY
New country
Irish Whaling Music? No wait…I love that shit!
So I guess there aren’t many Florida Georgia State Line fans here.
What is the worst place on earth?
ALL THE COUNTRY FUCK THAT REDNECK NOISE
OUTLAW COUNTRY!
Law & Order has the production values of an early morning soap opera.
God, I hate Apple. So much.
But that McDonald’s commercial was sweet. Cools the fires of the cynic in me.
I would make my players all raise 2 fingers going into the 2nd quarter break.
Gonna be really easy for JPP to do that now. Just don’t make him do it every quarter though
Shut up Cris Shut up Cris Shut up Cris
– Martina Navratilova, watching Wimbledon
Yeah, but don’t call the hold on Sherman or anything.
Oh for fuck’s sake
If only GE made more Freedom MRIs and fewer Freedom Smart Bombs!
what could you possibly have against bombs ,, smgdh
Dangerously Anti-‘murrican. Emperor Trump will deal with you and your ilk.
Ah good ol’ GE…or as I like to call it “good enough”.
Seriously…if you have ever had to deal with General Electric for anything…expect to spend hours on the phone or pay lots of money for someone to show up that has no clue what they are suppose to be working on.
“General Electric” seems like it would be a good nickname for a woman’s vibrator.
And old boss of mine works for GE now. I hated him the fire of a thousand coal-fired power plants.
MUST…KILL…MILLENNIALS…
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU
I’m sure we’ll get a smug reminder from Chris during the 2:00 of the 2ndQ that BG burned all their timeouts.
Big Government?
Where’s my edit button? What is this, Uproxx?
Three timeouts in one quarter. Very Lovesmithian.
Andy Reid would like a word with you.
I’m Andrew Luck. And I Hodor Hodor Hodor.
And I’m Hodor. Hordor Hodor Hodor Hodor.
“Hi. I’m Andrew Luck and I have DirecTV”
“HODOR!”
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