Happy 2019 Lesser (and also JV) Footy Thread

Everton hosting Leicester right now (NBCSN), with my Toffees needing all three points, and needing them badly.  I think we shall get them, but then again I am a moron.

Next up is Arsenal hosting Mighty Whitey (10:00, NBCSN).  Litre’s boys have been a little more alive of late, but this will be a severe test indeed.  Arsenal have been a bit nondescript on recent form.

Finally, mighty Cardiff host wee Spurs (12:30, NBCSN).  Surely Pochettino will be playing for a point in this one, yeah?

EDIT: Hi folks, Rikki here!  This post has been updated to become your official home for open threading on the JV bowl games happening throughout the day.  On guard!

 

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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Senor Weaselo

It’s a Good Life is on. Watch it or you’ll be wished into the corn field!

Redshirt

Time for the traditional German dinner of pork chops and sauerkraut. Its supposed to bring good luck, despite the dozens of years that show the contrary.

litre_cola

If you think German luck can stop the hiring of Hue Jackson you have another thing coming.

Redshirt

Nein! Nein! Alles außer das!

herodotus450

OSU is pretty lucky that they got Seth McFarlane to be their new coach in between all his tv show jobscomment image

rockingdog

huskies having troubles……
hopefully they figure it out for the 2nd half.

herodotus450

Baloon Ref!

Redshirt

That decent Macaulay Calkin commercial reminded me that Kevin McCallister probably grew up with a lot of mental issues with what happened to him in Home Alone 1 and 2.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kevin McAllister, yes, but the real Macauley actually seems to have weathered things quite well and is a happy fellow these days.

herodotus450

HAH! Antonio Brown requests a trade.

herodotus450

Well too bad for you we’ve still got
[checks list]
TWO and a HALF games left!? What happened to all the bowls? There were all those crappy ones I didn’t watch, but other than those…

herodotus450

We’ve replaced Jake Browning with Jake Locker, let’s see if anyone notices…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I noticed.”

– Bob McNair’s ghost

herodotus450

VAUNTED Pac10 defense

rockingdog

found a funny:

You can lead a horse to water but I don’t know why you’d want to do that when there are infinitely cooler places to hang out with a horse. Take them out dancing. Go rock climbing. Change it up. Don’t let things get dull. Part of love is constantly surprising each other.

litre_cola

Don’t forget the sex! – C The Great.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[glares at wife, who is too preoccupied to even notice]

– John Elway

herodotus450

Can’t wait for the 6 episode run of the sitcom based on these Dr Pepper commercials.

herodotus450

Also someone mark down “finds a commercial sort’ve funny” on my brain tumor warning signs checklist. I tried to find mine but I can’t remeber where I put it or what a pen is.

litre_cola

Kill. Those. Sonic. Guys.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Agreed, Clay Bennett should die, but who else are you talking about?

rockingdog

Im a fan of coach peterson. dude is legit.

litre_cola

Is that because he threatened to beat you with a switch?

Redshirt

Chain Gang Member Down!

herodotus450

Billing the Sugar Bowl as “the game between two teams who lost their conference championship games” isn’t doing it for me.

Redshirt

“Today we join each other’s backup plans in Holy Matrimony.”

SonOfSpam

BREAKING NEWS

Raiders just signed The Peterman to a reserve/future contract.

I think that means he is now being paid for 2023 interceptions.

SonOfSpam

Assistant to Lions GM: “Hey, boss? The Raiders’ new GM is on the phone, asking about a trade…do we even have a ‘thecond’ round pick?”

herodotus450

Wow, this spanish announcer sounds just like Herbstreit. And I can understand him perfectly, those subliminal language tapes must have worked!