Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want to say one thing. Because, you know, we joke around here a lot about a variety of topics — dicks jokes, violence jokes, cte jokes, stereotype jokes, etc — but, regardless of the submissions of SonofSpam, I’d just like to point out that there is absolutely no way Sarah Huckabee provides any level of oral sex. And this has nothing to do with her size, by the way, although she is so fucking enormous that she make Meghan McCain look like Kellyanne Conway.  No, this is just blax nodding to the principle that many a joke around here should be based in fact (you know, like how OJ Simpson murdered his ex wife and one of her friends), not on simple crudeness. So, I mean, shame on the judges if anything slips through but someone around here had to come out and say it….and we all know it ain’t gonna be redshirt because he’s busy securing a noose in his closet.

So, with that all said, please enjoy your Week 3 Quotables results below. Submissions here.