Your Saturday Evening “Broken Clocks” Open Thread

Twitter only did two things correct yesterday.

The first was to let the readers of [DFO] know that love is both dead and alive.

Christina Hendricks announces divorce https://t.co/zeECxQAMtN

— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 18, 2019

If this ugly, yet obviously well-hung troll can land her, then any of us have an equal shot now that she’s wounded.

The second was to let me know about another version of “Chucky Dog” in time for both the Raiders game and Halloween.

He's coming for you! #Chucky #Dog pic.twitter.com/qCnIvGTNMt

— Van Thieu (@VanGThieu) October 18, 2019

Everything else was a cesspool of misery and election memes – both Canadian & American. At least our misery is over on Tuesday.

Tonight’s sports:

• MLB:
  • Game 6: Yankees at Astros – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
• NHL:
  • Bruins at Leafs- 7:00PM | CBC
  • Senators at Coyotes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
  • Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
• NCAA:
  • Kentucky at Georgia – 6:00PM | ESPN
  • Colorado at Washington State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
  • Michigan at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
  • Tennessee at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • Boise State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
  • Nevada at Utah State – 10:15PM | ESPNU
• CFL:
  • Blue Bombers vs. Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
• Rugby World Cup:
  • Wales vs. France – 3:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
  • Japan vs. South Africa – 6:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
• MLS:
  • 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
    • Western Conference Round One – Real Salt Lake vs. Portland – 10:00PM | TSN5

Tomorrow I’m in BeerBrother’s company box for the Hawks-Ravens game. There might not be a “Boots on the Ground”, but there will be beers in my tummy!