Twitter only did two things correct yesterday.
The first was to let the readers of [DFO] know that love is both dead and alive.
Christina Hendricks announces divorce https://t.co/zeECxQAMtN
— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 18, 2019
If this ugly, yet obviously well-hung troll can land her, then any of us have an equal shot now that she’s wounded.
The second was to let me know about another version of “Chucky Dog” in time for both the Raiders game and Halloween.
He's coming for you! #Chucky #Dog pic.twitter.com/qCnIvGTNMt
— Van Thieu (@VanGThieu) October 18, 2019
Everything else was a cesspool of misery and election memes – both Canadian & American. At least our misery is over on Tuesday.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Game 6: Yankees at Astros – 8:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet
- NHL:
- Bruins at Leafs- 7:00PM | CBC
- Senators at Coyotes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
- Flames at Kings – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Kentucky at Georgia – 6:00PM | ESPN
- Colorado at Washington State – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Michigan at Penn State – 7:30PM | ABC
- Tennessee at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Boise State at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Nevada at Utah State – 10:15PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Blue Bombers vs. Stampeders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
- Rugby World Cup:
- Wales vs. France – 3:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- Japan vs. South Africa – 6:15AM | TSN / NBCSN
- MLS:
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
- Western Conference Round One – Real Salt Lake vs. Portland – 10:00PM | TSN5
- 2019 MLS Cup Playoffs:
Tomorrow I’m in BeerBrother’s company box for the Hawks-Ravens game. There might not be a “Boots on the Ground”, but there will be beers in my tummy!
Fuck these Mormons
Only if you marry them.
Mormon pornography
Mormon pornography is a subgenre of pornography-themed around the Mormon religion. Journalist Isha Aran writes that the genre originated in 2010 with the launch of the gay porn site MormonBoyz.com, which portrays sexual relationships between Elders.
Despite my intense curiosity, I am NOT visiting that site.
MormonGirlz reveals the secret, ritualistic sex practices of a Mormon cult. In Mormon communities, the ultimate breeding power rests with a special Seed Bearer, a man who is chosen by revelation and is feared and obeyed by the other men in the Church.
Fun fact: Had Utah remained a country due to polygamy laws, their soccer team would be known as the Mormon Boyz.
Wooden Sleeper is okay, I guess. A bit sharp, but by the end of it I might be in the cider version of bourble. Which, considering it’s aged in bourbon barrels, is kinda still bourble? Maybe? Can we get a ruling?
Judged solely on the coherence of your post, denied.
Fun fact: I have never been drunk enough to lose my perfect pitch.
Settle down. Pavarotti.
Also I’m not at the end of it. I’m at the middle!
We’re open to hearing an appeal later.
Oh good, happy Mormons.
This night just keeps getting better.
There’s going to be a lot of soaking tonight.
All things considered, still probably better than a URANUS burger.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*You can only get uranium burgers in Utah though.
It was nice to see the Yankees beat Osuna around like Roberto does to women before the Astros won the game
As someone posted earlier, not a good 9th inning for domestic abusers.
Also, as a Yankees fan, not unhappy that noted domestic violence/gun enthusiast Aroldis Chapman was the loser.
Fuck that guy.
of course Boise is a clown fraud, they barely beat 3-4 Florida State!
I win.
If you say so; just don’t burn your dick on the exhaust.
More likely casualty will be toasted tongue on rye.
And Senor opens up the Whiskey Sleeper.
On the Boise/Big Love game, there was just a porn star “WeAre18” ad. Hee hee.
Niiiiiiiice play fake, Baylor Romney
/seriously, what a Big Love name
ED happens in space too, man.
Of course, not for ‘fully functional/ 1,000 year regenerating battery’ people.
Man, my internal clock is totally fucked. I want to get some sleep so that I can watch rugby later tonight, but my mind is having none of it.
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Well the Jets losing to the P*ts is like the sun rising, so I’m fine with that happening.
Nodded off there, woke up, Stros won? Well I’l be goddam.
Didn’t watch any of it but this is very funny to me
I still get paid!
In the words of Crash Davis…
That ball shoulda had a stewardess on it.
Fuck that guy. You lost the season with your second best pitch because you couldn’t find the plate with your best pitch with a compass and a fucking road map. Put your head down and walk back to the dugout. Asshole.
Oh, and also you fired a gun at a girlfriend, multiple time and, no matter if you win or lose. you’re a piece of shit that I really hate having to root for.
I don’t know who that is, but she seems friendly
Back to Boise vs Big Love.
He smells MY dog!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3DMKxgIcCw
God, I miss that man (and yes, I was 100% using his line)
lol the AAA commentators laughing at the Yankees losing
Not a good night for domestic violence enthusiasts.
Why, did someone shoot Tyreek Hill in the face?
[crosses fingers, begins hoping desperately]
Good wife/child beaters on both sides smh
[hears squeaking sound]
She looks squeaky.
Welp. Go get ’em, Nats.
Did Harden blow out an ACL trying to get back down there for the celebration?
Wow
Altuve is at least 5’6
#GrowerNotShower
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All used up.
*Not sure is NSFDFO or SFDFO.
Oh. Or that.
Holy shit are you guys still watching baseball?
Not any more.
lol NYY
Yanks losing really cuts across the fandoms in a happy way
Holy crap how big is this Altuve???????????????
Ask urmom.
HEEEEEEEEYOOOOOOO
/Big Love theme triumphantly plays
I’ve been drinking throughout this game and the Yanks haven’t lost. I’d planned to stop after this beer but, much like the Titanic’s captain, am clearly committed to this course come hell, high water, or big chunks of ice.
I’m thinking that’s the R/W platform.
Just keep those huge chunks of ice out of the scotch, pal
-Joseph V., Titanic.
Friendly reminder that no one can hear you scream in space, and also that apparently it’s really cold.
It’s cold as hell.
—Bernie Taupin
I bet she accidentally presses a lot of buttons.
lol Vols
Class act by the coach grabbing his QB’s facemask after, too
*cues up Joe Buck heat death tweet*
This is going to crush in the 12th inning
This is all Harden’s fault
This is all Harden’s fault
—Donald Trump
Not so boring right now, I guess.
Hey look, Harden and Westbrook left!
Still there, but sitting
Man, Betty and Veronica were my favorite Archie Comics characters.
OH. MY. GOD.
James Harden curse?
Houston, we have a problem.
//shows self to door
LA MACHINE!
Gary Sanchez picking his nose is about the best chance he’s had of scoring tonight.
That’s a nugget!
So many classic Astros uniforms in the crowd makes me wonder why they ever went away from them
Because the ’80s/90s?
james Harden and Russell show up
but Russ has a GAME tomorrow!!!
Did James Harden just roll up to the front row?
Crab walked right by security.
Security never even touched him and still got called for the foul
Seeing McCaughnahay pimp Fucking Lincons makes me ill. i mean, dude, you got your start with Chevrolets, man.
Someone should remind Joe Buck that he sucks
“On it,”
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