Fantasy Football Sucks – The Lunatic Ravings

Cut your hair Russell, you damned hippie.  NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!

(ahem)

Since no one else seems to want to bitch and whine about the totally unfair breaks in fantasy football this year, I guess I’ll have to give it a go.

I was coasting all weekend.  I had a comfortable, though not insurmountable lead (obviously) going into Monday night.

All I needed was an average output from Emmanuel Sanders and for Russell Wilson not to, you know….Russell Wilson everything to hell and back.

Then….Boom.

Sanders goes down to injury in the first half.  I mean fuck, all I needed was two more completions and about another 20 YAC.

But noooooooooooooooooooo.

Still, I hung on.  Thinking this still might be enough.  17 pt lead.  Then 12.  Then 5.

And of course, Russell caught fire.  He musta been listening to Macklemore or something.  I dunno.

But I still was clinging to a lead late.  And then…

Overtime.

Ironically, if McLaughlin had missed that kick and hadn’t forced OT, and the Niners had lost in regulation….tWBS wins.

But at that point I knew I was ded.  SF’s D was gassed, now it’s time for the RW show.

I turned the game off and went to bed.  Woke up around 4 am to see that I’d lost by a point.

ONE FUCKING POINT.

Goodbye 2nd place (1st-ish place I liked to call it).  Goodbye first round bye.  Fuck you fantasy football.

Yup, that seems about right.

I’m not whining…..YOU’RE whining.

No YOU shut up.

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