Your “The Greatest Heroes Are The Keyboard Warriors” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • It’s looking worse for Leonard Fournette today.
    • Not Earl Thomas worse, but pretty bad:
    • I half-expect the Patriots to pick him up & turn him into the next 2,000 yard rusher.
  • Among the people who did get paid today:
  • The league is looking to set a standard for decibel levels in empty stadiums during games.
    • According to ESPN, the league has curated an audio track that would be played at every game without fans.
      • The league’s competition committee will meet this week to finalize plans, including the maximum decibel level allowed.
      • Stadiums with fans will have the option to use the track as well.
  • Get ready for your MAGA relatives to start pounding out Facebook responses: Roger Goodell confirmed the phrases “It Takes All of Us” and “End Racism” would appear in NFL end zones this season.
    • As well, the NFL will be joining with social justice groups to promote voter registration.
    • It’s all part of the league’s “Inspire Change” program.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Islanders vs. Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360 / CBC
      • Game 5 – Isles lead 3-1
    • Canucks vs. Vegas – 9:45PM | NBCSN / CBC / Sportsnet
      • Game 5 – Vegas leads 3-1
  • NBA:
    • Jazz vs. Nuggets – 8:30PM | TNT / TSN5
      • GAME 7, BAY-BAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKvB8YlhtZ8

  • MLB:
    • Blue Jays at Marlins – 6:30PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
    • Athletics at Mariners – 9:30PM | FS1
  • U.S. Open Tennis:
    • First Round – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN
  • MLS:
    • Toronto FC vs. Montreal – 8:00PM | TSN4

Joliet Jake has you tomorrow night for AEW Dynamite, so I’ll be back on Thursday.

Toodles.

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yeah right

So the unicorn house was indeed a “unicorn” house. Watch out for scams people.

“Now if you wire me the deposit over Cash APP I can lock this place down for you!”

Motherfucker I ain’t even seen the inside of the place and their ain’t no rental agreement!
How much more emphasis do I need to say kiss my ass?

Fucking Craigslist.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re looking for a place to live in the same place you can find gently used Fleshlights?

blaxabbath

That hockey announcer you all rip on, is he doing the Vancouver/Vegas game?

Mr. Ayo

Yesh!

blaxabbath

Did he say, “and who would have guessed it, Vancouver is up 2-1 on Vegas.”?

I’m no hockey expert but a 2-1 score doesn’t sound shocking in any game.

ballsofsteelandfury

Specially when Vancouver already won a game in the series.

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blaxabbath

He’s way too excited about everything.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How the fuck is it only Tuesday?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s the joke.

litre_cola

Completely agree.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

I get Friday off, so it’s actually Wednesday.

Gratliff

Vegas in backup goalie hell now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Honestly, one game more than Boston is all I needed to accept whatever happens in game 6. All hated teams in the East are already out. Even after 5 games, I’m still just amused at a competitive Islanders team, and have never been more than indifferent to Tampa, even during the 2004 ECF. You lose a barn burner series to peak Marty St. Louis and Vincent lecavalier, and it’s hard to get any real ire up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Lol that Charlie Chaplin commercial uses the kissing photo from the Vancouver Stanley Cup loss riot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

He got smoked tonight.

Redshirt

Reporter: “You couldn’t get the feel for your off speed pitches?”

Yes, genius! His off speed pitches were the reason the starting pitcher went 2/3 of an inning, giving up five hits, three walks, six runs all earned, and one strikeout.

Last edited 5 years ago by Redshirt
Horatio Cornblower

I see the Canucks are Canucking this series.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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They should go south.

BeylesMuse
Last edited 5 years ago by BeylesMuse
scotchnaut

Flyers in OT. Philly lives to get not quite dead another day.

Gratliff

Like I said, these playoffs definitely count

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